About The Boogie Man:
Fifteen year old Joe is a loner who idolises legendary blues singer Eddie Davies. He is shocked when the singer dies in an accident, but even more shocked when Eddie turns up in his bedroom one night, not entirely sure what he is doing there. Together they decide that Eddie has been given one more chance to do something special before he can make it to Heaven.
If only they knew what
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About CURSEANOVA:
Jamie is terrified of life and luckless with love. His survival is reliant on his atypical thought process, which leads him into a series of peculiar yet romantic journeys.
Then the unthinkable happens. A lady walks into Jamie’s life without a hidden agenda and his body no longer feels like a car park for immobilising anxiety.
But is she all she perceives to be?
For the first time in his life, Jamie will defy the cataclysmic destiny assigned to his future by following his own path. There he will find more questions and a host of destructive events he never dreamed could possibly exist outside of his imagination. Hilarious and gripping.
Available on Kindle, eBook, and in paperback.
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About Kitchen Addiction!:
Meet Mina Kitchen, a 40-something single who likes to cook – and cook and cook. Her zest for whipping up trays of canapés is dwarfed only by her weird luck and mountain-lion size cat, Vinnie. Set in Lancaster, PA, you’ll find a cast of funny characters, plot twists, and recipes.
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About Not Going Gently by Alex Henderson:
Things aren’t going so well for elderly widower Mitch.
His daughter thinks he’s rushed himself into a residential dementia centre before he becomes a burden upon her. In truth he’s more worried that if he doesn’t lock himself away then the secrets of his past will get out.
The care home could be a whole lot nicer, but it’s all he can afford and, anyway, Mitch is determined. He’s sold his house and signed his freedom away. Let them take care of him for the muddled remainder of his days.
Except that he’s not really in need of a place like this yet. And far worse – his former best friend and old band mate Ray is already here.
The last person he’d ever want to be trapped with.
Especially since the secrets are about him.
With a cast of vivid characters who will shock and delight in equal measure, Alex Henderson’s latest is a poignant and darkly hilarious tale of friendship, regret and the need to squeeze the juice out of every day we’re given.
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About Violence Without Plot:
In this dark comedy, Jesse Daniels believes all the world’s a Sony Motion Picture, and that he is the protagonist of it all. He’s a killer. He’s looking for the Bonnie to his Clyde. He’s going to rock the world. Follow along as his delusions are crushed by a series of wild women who truly drive the story. They will even drive the story straight off a cliff with Jesse Daniels inside, if it suits them.
Rated R for adult themes, excessive drug use, and Violence Without Plot.
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About Millennial Struggle:
When culture collides with love, sizzling chemistry and family drama take turns and twists. Will love strike between these Millennials?
Kiara Patel is a woman of color awaiting to find love.
She is emotional, sensitive and family-oriented.
Wherever she goes, she manages to bring chaos, mishaps, or disasters.
She can lie to keep those she love happy; even if it gets her into a lot of trouble.
Jason is the most desirable white man but a loner at heart.
Desperate to fulfill his dreams and overcome his struggles, Will Kiara and her foreign culture manage to woo him?
Millennial Struggle is a relatable laugh-out-loud interracial romantic comedy! Taking multicultural romance to the next level of entertainment full of fun, adventures, humor and love that truly melts your heart.
Buy yours today!
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About Lawyer in the Lakes by G.S. Walker:
A Lakeland lawyer battles with everything from fell side raves and lost mountains to drunken brawls and vampires. As well as his own insecurities, he encounters sunbathing nudists, frustrating farmers, mad aristocrats, hippie vicars, and the Wiccans from Watermillock, but all he really wants to do is to pursue the love of his life and perfect his cha-cha-cha.
Welcome to the hilarious, and all too real, world of Malcolm Pritchard.
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About The Cartoon Chronicles of Sandwich Bag Dad:
It started out as a simple shape carved into his daughter’s sandwich to make her smile at school lunchtime. Today, it has evolved into a collection of thousands of sandwich bag cartoons, a social media following spanning the globe, and a dedicated exhibition at Australia’s National Cartoon Gallery.
Since 2012, Dave Blumenthal (a.k.a. Sandwich Bag Dad) has been combining his love of art and wordplay. Every day, he draws custom cartoons on the lunch bags of his three daughters to keep them amused and to add some fun to their school day. Amusing, beautifully detailed, and whimsical, Dave’s art has become a joyous visual essay of his kids’ school lunch journeys and continues to delight a growing, worldwide community of dad joke aficionados.
The Cartoon Chronicles of Sandwich Bag Dad is a wonderful collection of Dave’s most popular and endearing lunch bag drawings. Featuring everything from bees riding motorcycles (“Born to bee wild”) to coffee cups doing Pilates (“pi-lattes”), this book is witty, pun-filled and 100% ‘dad jokey’. The accompanying sandwiches are, however, sold separately!
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About Girth by Alex Henderson:
Size matters. Or at least it does to Ed, nit-picking quantity surveyor and captain of his local pub football team who has faked a business trip abroad to get some cheap plastic surgery.
Ed intends to be even more of a man upon his return. But has he managed to keep this as secret as he thinks? Will this really be such a wonderful surprise for Fiona on their wedding night? And just who is this operation for anyway?
Alex Henderson’s outrageous comedy debut shows what it means to be a man with a small problem that just got bigger.
Much bigger!
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About Camp Jane: The Winners Rally Round:
What if you could spend a summer as the Austen character you most resemble in a lush resort setting surrounded by the other quirky characters from Jane’s novels? Maggie Argyle has just that prospect ahead of her. This book is in the tradition of Austenland. Join a cast of Austen favorites as the winners rally round for laughter, love, camaraderie and intrigue, a summer of pure Jane fun.
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About Too Much Information:
David Lee Stone has been a chronic oversharer since the moment he first learned to talk. In this brutally honest memoir told through a series of therapy sessions David recounts many hilarious tales from the 80s and 90s, recounting the lessons he’s learned. These include cautionary tales on why it’s never a good idea to deal with retail customers’ complaints using a sock puppet, why it was entirely possible to order obscene items that didn’t exist back in the glorious days of Blockbuster Video, why discovering what your dog REALLY thinks of you is a bad idea and how the sort of BMX bike you rode determined your pecking order at school.
About Oops-A-Navy by Gregg Bell:
She thought he was neurotic. He thought she was psychotic. The Navy thought they were the perfect pair.
Shelby Ryder is a loose cannon. A Kansas farm girl, she became a Navy SEAL to avenge her parents, who were killed on vacation when a Russian sub torpedoed their catamaran. Earl Bernstein, from Chicago, became a SEAL to get away from his over-protective parents. Earl’s the sensitive type. He writes poetry and worries about his teeth enamel eroding.
The Navy thought by pairing them together they would balance each other out. They were wrong.
After brushes with the law and staying just this side of sanity, Shelby and Earl are on the verge of being de-SEALed. Now they’ve been given one last chance to redeem themselves.
It’s a simple enough mission: they’re tasked with finding a United States senator who disappeared in Cuba while playing golf. But then one day the president tweets that the Russians are responsible, and things get perilous in a hurry. Soon it becomes clear—if Shelby and Earl don’t get the senator back, the situation will escalate into a nuclear war. So into the steamy Cuban jungles filled with snakes, spies and a German tuba band, the pair ventures, breaking every rule of civilized behavior known to man as they desperately try to find the senator before the missiles fly or Earl runs out of anti-cavity rinse.
About gog and magog:
Gog and Magog
Genre-fiction, Comedy, Political Satire, Bizarre leaders, Fake Media, Unscrupulous Politicians , Hollywood Superstars.
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Gog and Magog
Bizarre politicians are dragging the world into a hallucinatory war!
In the nearest future, on the land of the hot wide desert and in the two capital cities of the two lunatic presidents. The two superpowers’ leaders with inflated egos and madness of aggrandizement, and the madness of controlling the world are dragging the world into a delusional, crazy, and uncontrollable doom war.
Two conflicted presidents, each driven by delusion and greed, dream of ruling the globe. To meet their goals, they resort to fraud, bribery, and corruption. Alexander Monroe – the president of the Democratic Organization, and Suleiman Assad – the president of the Free Islamic Forces, find themselves dragged into an inevitable war. Barney Chaplin the entertainer, the nerdy minister of education who opposes the idiotic war. He became Monroe’s deputy and was sent to the front lines in the Fata Morgana desert to entertain his troops, while clearly risking his own life. The performance of President Monroe and the members of his government is examined by the government psychiatrist Professor Cheers, and everyone understands that it is better that someone supervises her as well… During the illusory war, well-known Hollywood actors who have passed their time are forced to function as deadly commandos and go beyond enemy lines. Meanwhile, Barney is captured and looks to be executed until Monroe produces a plan to save him. Other countries and international organizations are restricted from intervening in this dire situation. Both leaders were charged with war crimes. To escape the consequences of their actions, they wield the Doomsday Device to hold the world hostage with incredible results.
About gog and magog:
Gog and Magog
Genre-fiction, Comedy, Political Satire, Bizarre leaders, Fake Media, Unscrupulous Politicians, Hollywood Superstars.
https://youtu.be/SIZmx0t1JhQ SHORT ANIMATION LINK
Gog and Magog
Bizarre politicians are dragging the world into a hallucinatory war!
In the nearest future, on the land of the hot wide desert and in the two capital cities of the two lunatic presidents. The two superpowers’ leaders with inflated egos and madness of aggrandizement, and the madness of controlling the world are dragging the world into a delusional, crazy, and uncontrollable doom war.
Two conflicted presidents, each driven by delusion and greed, dream of ruling the globe. To meet their goals, they resort to fraud, bribery, and corruption. Alexander Monroe – the president of the Democratic Organization, and Suleiman Assad – the president of the Free Islamic Forces, find themselves dragged into an inevitable war. Barney Chaplin the entertainer, the nerdy minister of education who opposes the idiotic war. He became Monroe’s deputy and was sent to the front lines in the Peta Morgana desert to entertain his troops, while clearly risking his own life. The performance of President Monroe and the members of his government is examined by the government psychiatrist Professor Cheers, and everyone understands that it is better that someone supervises her as well… During the illusory war, well-known Hollywood actors who have passed their time are forced to function as deadly commandos and go beyond enemy lines. Meanwhile, Barney is captured and looks to be executed until Monroe produces a plan to save him. Other countries and international organizations are restricted from intervening in this dire situation. Both leaders were charged with war crimes. To escape the consequences of their actions, they wield the Doomsday Device to hold the world hostage with incredible results.
About THE FUNNIEST QUOTES BOOK:
1100 funny quotes. The Best Funny Quotes Collection, Arranged by 22 themes! A perfect gift for everyone!
Reality Barks: A Rescue Dog’s Funny Story by Kit James
A rescue dog faces the reality of his unusual new life. Rescued before he was due to be euthanized and now a celebrity animal star, Elliott gives you a dog’s version of life, death and stardom. When two glossy Sydney metro couples rescue an ordinary Aussie mutt from the Dog Pound, he wonders why… especially when they change his name to Elliott! But he soon realizes that Jamie, the alpha-male of one of the couples, has plans for him… big plans! It’s a humorous Australian rescue dog’s tell-all tale about how he becomes a celebrity and wins their love.
About The Good Audit:
Free to Download August 11 – August 14, 2022!! Also available for free with KindleUnlimited subscription.
The Good Audit – a true-to-life satire poking fun at the work, environment, and culture inside today’s largest public accounting firms.
In a world where titles matter more than real names, Manager’s jovial and laid-back personality makes him different from his peers. People actually enjoy working with him and clients see him as far more practical and pragmatic than any other auditor they know.
However, the team’s new client, Widget Maker, will become the bane of Manager’s existence. Hitting all the artificial deadlines while meeting everyone’s unrealistic expectations mean that making it through this audit will take a minor miracle. After all, the Widget Maker finance team consists of the most incompetent group of un-professionals ever.
Will Manager’s easy-going attitude and laid-back style be enough to accomplish the impossible?
Find out now as you journey straight through the unexpected twists and turns in this seriously funny office comedy!
About The Dirtsheets, Volume 1:
The American’s American Richie Gunn is the new POW World Heavyweight Champion of the World. However, being champ has its consequences, like becoming the target of an entire roster full of modern day gladiators. Any given night, Richie Gunn may have to defend his title against the likes of the savage Samoa Ngo, resident drug dealer Sek-Sean 8 or “The Most Terrorizing Man in Sports Entertainment” Muhammad Jihad. Unfortunately for the champ, these bloodthirsty wrestlers will do anything for their shot at glory and the sold-out crowd. Satirizing professional wrestling and the politically correct, The Dirtsheets is a graphic novel for wrestling and comedy fans alike.
Mindfulness for Everyone : How to Stop Being F^cking Rude to People! by Pieter Wesley Whittington
Are you rude to others? Did someone ever tell you they didn’t like the way you spoke to them? Do you know someone who is rude?
If so, this book is for you or them.
This book is for the boss, the co-workers, and the parents. The book Mindfulness for Everyone shows you how to act in public and conduct yourself in a restaurant. All of course, without the cursing.
Also included in Mindfulness for Everyone is how to properly send an effective email to a co-worker without sounding insincere, rude, or terse. Sometimes parents have to be reminded of mindfulness when dealing with their children.
Mindfulness reduces stress and promotes well-being. By reading Mindfulness for Everyone for just 5 minutes a day, the reader will have a sense of purpose in life and will better understand how to treat others. With continued use of these mindfulness techniques, the reader will soon develop a sense of positive energy radiating outward. Spreading kindness and gratitude creates positive energy.
Take a journey toward peace and kindness and a shared life that is more balanced.
Learn more about the writer. Visit the Author’s Website.
SCAM A-LAMA HARDBALL by Jinx James
A wickedly dark comedy of trickery, dodgy contracts, celebrity, lies and love – and a twisted plot to con the rock star.
Lured by an irresistible offer of a new album, rock star Marc Charles can’t believe his luck … until the deal turns sour. There’s something underhand going on with the mysterious overseas organization behind the album offer. But contracts are meant to be trashed, aren’t they? Except this offer will get Marc out of his finanial troubles. Torn by the dilemma of recording the shitty song that’s part of the deal and his desperate need to reboot his career, Marc signs the contract. He senses he’s the target of a stand-over tactic, but what can he do? Hell! – rewite the song and make it awesome. Trouble is he hasn’t written a hit for over a decade. Now there is so much to play for and too much to lose.