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Small Stories: A Perfectly Absurd Novel

About Small Stories: A Perfectly Absurd Novel:

A little tale of trial and error. Okay, mostly error.
Duncan and Maya Small have just moved to an out-of-the-way town filled with odd characters, quirky customs, and a power-obsessed local official who one day hopes to be declared emperor. Duncan is sharp enough to know something needs to change, and delusional enough to believe he’s the one to make it happen. The only thing standing in his way are feral ponies, radical seniors, common sense, and Duncan’s inability to do anything without a list.
Small Stories: A Perfectly Absurd Novel, is a tale of power, bake sales, manipulation, the Welcome Wagon, and diabolical forces at work in the shadows (mostly because they can’t afford to pay the light bill), although the Smalls soon discover nothing is at it seems. One thing is certain, however – there’s something funny going on.

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Becoming Us

About Becoming Us:

Get lost in foreign affairs, unforgettable friendships, and a hilarious coming of age for romantic comedy. Becoming Us is a fun and sexy prequel to Author Katie Bachand’s Taking Chances series.

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Too Big To Fail by Alex Henderson

About Too Big To Fail by Alex Henderson:

From the author of Girth and Not Going Gently comes the hilarious tale of someone finding life a little tough at the top.

Gentle giant Jacob Waxman probably isn’t the right person to be overseeing the ethics of a voracious international bank.

It was never his dream job and he’s giving it his best shot, but when he gets trapped on the top floor of the building, Jacob’s going to find out that truth is the first casualty.

Because he certainly can’t tell his boss Brittany. She thinks she’s finally seen a spark of ethical passion in him and had only just asked him out on the date he now can’t attend.

Nor does he feel he can tell his colleague Helen and that’s more painful. She and Jacob are the best of friends, but there’s always a lot unsaid between them and she’s prone to panic, so this could be another truth she can’t handle.

Somehow though, he does feel he can tell his online delivery driver. Which leads to some very unorthodox outsourcing solutions.

And yet this new approach to the truth he’s forced to live with may just fix Jacob’s failing career and his non-existent love life. Hell, it might even help fix some of the other problems in his life that need to be addressed.

Just so long as he can keep everything under control.

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It’s Hard to Be a Person: Defeating Anxiety, Surviving the World, and Having More Fun

About It’s Hard to Be a Person: Defeating Anxiety, Surviving the World, and Having More Fun:

Blending humor with mental health struggles, alternative songwriter/illustrator/podcaster Brett Newski makes fun of his own anxieties by offering mental health boosts in his first book It’s Hard to be a Person: Defeating Anxiety, Surviving the World, and Having More Fun.

“I love how easy Newski makes it to plow through the dark stuff with some well placed humor and grit.” -Stelth Ulvang (of the Lumineers)

“When I’m on the road doing comedy, half my job is anxiety. Brett’s book is a great tool for how to use that energy. And the best part is, when I’m too lazy to read, I can just look at the pictures.” -Charlie Berens, Manitowoc Minute

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My 2 cents about Sweden

About My 2 cents about Sweden:

Maybe you will like my comments about Sweden as a foreigner, who lived here already some years. I would like to thanks to all my Swedish friend and not only, for inspiration, knowledge and inputs. This is subjective view of Sweden by the eyes of the foreigner (European). Sweden is amazing country with some funny habits and believes. I was not able to write about all of them, but I think I covered the most shocking and interesting for everybody, which I faced during all this years.

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From the Keys by Galen Micheal

About From the Keys by Galen Micheal:

Here are stories to delight, enchant, and surprise you.
Author Galen Micheal presents a breathtaking collection of tales that are certain to amuse readers and that always embrace the unexpected. In this book are seven never-before-seen short stories. Included are:

Johnathon Cooper: A man finds himself at an unusual party with an unusual guest.
An Accident: Two teenage boys crash a car and must hurry to hide the damage before they’re discovered. Will they succeed, or will the evil forces (their mom) discover what they did?
The Djinn: A woman meets a mysterious figure who grants her three wishes.
The Prom: A teenage boy experiences the terror and horror of finding a prom date.
A Mishap at School: Get ready to laugh as Jennifer Harrison navigates her way through a day at school that doesn’t end as planned.
April Fools Day: A pizza delivery man tries to make it through April Fools day without getting pranked, but even though he is alert to any foul play, he still gets a surprise at the end of the day.
Chairwolf: In this equally spooky and silly story, a man finds himself face-to-face with a live chair with a taste for blood.

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Powerballs: Be careful what you wish for.

About Powerballs: Be careful what you wish for.:

“A lively beach read, this quick, cheerful parody offers a little bit of everything––comedy, suspense, romance…”
-Booklife/Publishers Weekly

A sudden windfall – and the money to make every dream come true…

With finances and marriage strained to the breaking point, Rose and Henry Ball dream of new lives filled with romance and adventure. Then Fortune takes a hand. Against all odds the couple win a record Powerball lottery. The sudden windfall is the answer to all their prayers.

Or maybe not.

Helpless to resist the sirens’ song, the Balls leap feet first into the intoxicating world of the super-rich. Henry drifts into treacherous waters on a mad Russian oligarch’s yacht, while Rose throws caution to the wind and rushes headlong into the arms of a beautiful, dangerous stranger. The Balls are in way over their heads by the time Fortune reveals her capricious nature.

The pleasures and perils of sudden wealth spring to vivid life in the rip-roaring POWERBALLS, where wealth and security are illusions – and only love endures.

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The Boogie Man

About The Boogie Man:

Fifteen year old Joe is a loner who idolises legendary blues singer Eddie Davies. He is shocked when the singer dies in an accident, but even more shocked when Eddie turns up in his bedroom one night, not entirely sure what he is doing there. Together they decide that Eddie has been given one more chance to do something special before he can make it to Heaven.

If only they knew what

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CURSEANOVA

About CURSEANOVA:

Jamie is terrified of life and luckless with love. His survival is reliant on his atypical thought process, which leads him into a series of peculiar yet romantic journeys.

Then the unthinkable happens. A lady walks into Jamie’s life without a hidden agenda and his body no longer feels like a car park for immobilising anxiety.

But is she all she perceives to be?

For the first time in his life, Jamie will defy the cataclysmic destiny assigned to his future by following his own path. There he will find more questions and a host of destructive events he never dreamed could possibly exist outside of his imagination. Hilarious and gripping.

Available on Kindle, eBook, and in paperback.

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Kitchen Addiction!

About Kitchen Addiction!:

Meet Mina Kitchen, a 40-something single who likes to cook – and cook and cook. Her zest for whipping up trays of canapés is dwarfed only by her weird luck and mountain-lion size cat, Vinnie. Set in Lancaster, PA, you’ll find a cast of funny characters, plot twists, and recipes.

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Not Going Gently by Alex Henderson

About Not Going Gently by Alex Henderson:

Things aren’t going so well for elderly widower Mitch.
His daughter thinks he’s rushed himself into a residential dementia centre before he becomes a burden upon her. In truth he’s more worried that if he doesn’t lock himself away then the secrets of his past will get out.
The care home could be a whole lot nicer, but it’s all he can afford and, anyway, Mitch is determined. He’s sold his house and signed his freedom away. Let them take care of him for the muddled remainder of his days.
Except that he’s not really in need of a place like this yet. And far worse – his former best friend and old band mate Ray is already here.
The last person he’d ever want to be trapped with.
Especially since the secrets are about him.
With a cast of vivid characters who will shock and delight in equal measure, Alex Henderson’s latest is a poignant and darkly hilarious tale of friendship, regret and the need to squeeze the juice out of every day we’re given.

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Violence Without Plot

About Violence Without Plot:

In this dark comedy, Jesse Daniels believes all the world’s a Sony Motion Picture, and that he is the protagonist of it all. He’s a killer. He’s looking for the Bonnie to his Clyde. He’s going to rock the world. Follow along as his delusions are crushed by a series of wild women who truly drive the story. They will even drive the story straight off a cliff with Jesse Daniels inside, if it suits them.

Rated R for adult themes, excessive drug use, and Violence Without Plot.

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Millennial Struggle

About Millennial Struggle:

When culture collides with love, sizzling chemistry and family drama take turns and twists. Will love strike between these Millennials?

Kiara Patel is a woman of color awaiting to find love.
She is emotional, sensitive and family-oriented.
Wherever she goes, she manages to bring chaos, mishaps, or disasters.
She can lie to keep those she love happy; even if it gets her into a lot of trouble.

Jason is the most desirable white man but a loner at heart.
Desperate to fulfill his dreams and overcome his struggles, Will Kiara and her foreign culture manage to woo him?

Millennial Struggle is a relatable laugh-out-loud interracial romantic comedy! Taking multicultural romance to the next level of entertainment full of fun, adventures, humor and love that truly melts your heart.

Buy yours today!

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Lawyer in the Lakes by G.S. Walker

About Lawyer in the Lakes by G.S. Walker:

A Lakeland lawyer battles with everything from fell side raves and lost mountains to drunken brawls and vampires. As well as his own insecurities, he encounters sunbathing nudists, frustrating farmers, mad aristocrats, hippie vicars, and the Wiccans from Watermillock, but all he really wants to do is to pursue the love of his life and perfect his cha-cha-cha.

Welcome to the hilarious, and all too real, world of Malcolm Pritchard.

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The Cartoon Chronicles of Sandwich Bag Dad

About The Cartoon Chronicles of Sandwich Bag Dad:

It started out as a simple shape carved into his daughter’s sandwich to make her smile at school lunchtime. Today, it has evolved into a collection of thousands of sandwich bag cartoons, a social media following spanning the globe, and a dedicated exhibition at Australia’s National Cartoon Gallery.

Since 2012, Dave Blumenthal (a.k.a. Sandwich Bag Dad) has been combining his love of art and wordplay. Every day, he draws custom cartoons on the lunch bags of his three daughters to keep them amused and to add some fun to their school day. Amusing, beautifully detailed, and whimsical, Dave’s art has become a joyous visual essay of his kids’ school lunch journeys and continues to delight a growing, worldwide community of dad joke aficionados.

The Cartoon Chronicles of Sandwich Bag Dad is a wonderful collection of Dave’s most popular and endearing lunch bag drawings. Featuring everything from bees riding motorcycles (“Born to bee wild”) to coffee cups doing Pilates (“pi-lattes”), this book is witty, pun-filled and 100% ‘dad jokey’. The accompanying sandwiches are, however, sold separately!

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Girth by Alex Henderson

About Girth by Alex Henderson:

Size matters. Or at least it does to Ed, nit-picking quantity surveyor and captain of his local pub football team who has faked a business trip abroad to get some cheap plastic surgery.

Ed intends to be even more of a man upon his return. But has he managed to keep this as secret as he thinks? Will this really be such a wonderful surprise for Fiona on their wedding night? And just who is this operation for anyway?

Alex Henderson’s outrageous comedy debut shows what it means to be a man with a small problem that just got bigger.

Much bigger!

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Camp Jane: The Winners Rally Round

About Camp Jane: The Winners Rally Round:

What if you could spend a summer as the Austen character you most resemble in a lush resort setting surrounded by the other quirky characters from Jane’s novels? Maggie Argyle has just that prospect ahead of her. This book is in the tradition of Austenland. Join a cast of Austen favorites as the winners rally round for laughter, love, camaraderie and intrigue, a summer of pure Jane fun.

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Too Much Information

About Too Much Information:

David Lee Stone has been a chronic oversharer since the moment he first learned to talk. In this brutally honest memoir told through a series of therapy sessions David recounts many hilarious tales from the 80s and 90s, recounting the lessons he’s learned. These include cautionary tales on why it’s never a good idea to deal with retail customers’ complaints using a sock puppet, why it was entirely possible to order obscene items that didn’t exist back in the glorious days of Blockbuster Video, why discovering what your dog REALLY thinks of you is a bad idea and how the sort of BMX bike you rode determined your pecking order at school.

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Oops-A-Navy by Gregg Bell

About Oops-A-Navy by Gregg Bell:

She thought he was neurotic. He thought she was psychotic. The Navy thought they were the perfect pair.

Shelby Ryder is a loose cannon. A Kansas farm girl, she became a Navy SEAL to avenge her parents, who were killed on vacation when a Russian sub torpedoed their catamaran. Earl Bernstein, from Chicago, became a SEAL to get away from his over-protective parents. Earl’s the sensitive type. He writes poetry and worries about his teeth enamel eroding.

The Navy thought by pairing them together they would balance each other out. They were wrong.

After brushes with the law and staying just this side of sanity, Shelby and Earl are on the verge of being de-SEALed. Now they’ve been given one last chance to redeem themselves.

It’s a simple enough mission: they’re tasked with finding a United States senator who disappeared in Cuba while playing golf. But then one day the president tweets that the Russians are responsible, and things get perilous in a hurry. Soon it becomes clear—if Shelby and Earl don’t get the senator back, the situation will escalate into a nuclear war. So into the steamy Cuban jungles filled with snakes, spies and a German tuba band, the pair ventures, breaking every rule of civilized behavior known to man as they desperately try to find the senator before the missiles fly or Earl runs out of anti-cavity rinse.

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gog and magog

About gog and magog:

Gog and Magog
Genre-fiction, Comedy, Political Satire, Bizarre leaders, Fake Media, Unscrupulous Politicians , Hollywood Superstars.
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Gog and Magog
Bizarre politicians are dragging the world into a hallucinatory war!
In the nearest future, on the land of the hot wide desert and in the two capital cities of the two lunatic presidents. The two superpowers’ leaders with inflated egos and madness of aggrandizement, and the madness of controlling the world are dragging the world into a delusional, crazy, and uncontrollable doom war.
Two conflicted presidents, each driven by delusion and greed, dream of ruling the globe. To meet their goals, they resort to fraud, bribery, and corruption. Alexander Monroe – the president of the Democratic Organization, and Suleiman Assad – the president of the Free Islamic Forces, find themselves dragged into an inevitable war. Barney Chaplin the entertainer, the nerdy minister of education who opposes the idiotic war. He became Monroe’s deputy and was sent to the front lines in the Fata Morgana desert to entertain his troops, while clearly risking his own life. The performance of President Monroe and the members of his government is examined by the government psychiatrist Professor Cheers, and everyone understands that it is better that someone supervises her as well… During the illusory war, well-known Hollywood actors who have passed their time are forced to function as deadly commandos and go beyond enemy lines. Meanwhile, Barney is captured and looks to be executed until Monroe produces a plan to save him. Other countries and international organizations are restricted from intervening in this dire situation. Both leaders were charged with war crimes. To escape the consequences of their actions, they wield the Doomsday Device to hold the world hostage with incredible results.

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