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F.I.F.O.: When the aliens come for you, they don’t bring flowers!

About F.I.F.O.: When the aliens come for you, they don’t bring flowers!:

When the Aliens Come for You, They Don’t Bring Flowers!Jack Spaulding expected to close a deal—not become an alien breeding experiment.Now he’s back on Earth with a very personal problem: something is growing inside him and feeding on his orgasms. His career’s in jeopardy, his marriage is unraveling, and his body’s become a ticking alien time bomb.F.I.F.O. is a darkly hilarious sci-fi horror romp about cosmic karma, bodily betrayal, and the most unforgettable dinner date in the galaxy.Perfect for fans of Heavy Metal, Chuck Palahniuk, and Carlton Mellick III.Content Warning: Mature themes, alien body horror, graphic sexual content. You’ve been warned. (But you’re probably still going to read it aren’t you?)

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WHAT SURVIVED OF HER: SHE SURVIVED THE APOCALYPSE, BUT HER FAMILY DIDN’T RECOGNIZE HER ANYMORE

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“What Survived of Her”A Post-Apocalyptic Survival ThrillerShe survived the end of the world… but her family didn’t recognize her anymore.Nora Vance crossed two thousand miles of wasteland to reach Zone 7—the last known safe zone. But instead of a reunion, she was met with suspicion, silence, and the cold stares of her husband and daughters… as if she was already a ghost.Inside Zone 7, survival isn’t just physical—it’s psychological.The system rewrites your identity, erases your past, and tells your loved ones you’re dangerous. Nora soon learns she hasn’t been rescued. She’s being studied. And maybe… erased.When she uncovers the truth behind the Zone’s smiling walls—files, profiles, and “cleansing programs”—Nora must decide whether to play along… or light the whole system on fire to get her daughters out.Perfect for fans of The Last of Us, Station Eleven, and The Road,What Survived of Her is a raw, unflinching dystopian thriller about survival, motherhood, and reclaiming your humanity when the world says you don’t deserve it.

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Strange Light

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A terrifying tale of the mundane becoming the macabre, as the central protagonist undertakes a journey into the secret world of the unknown; the horrifying conclusion to an imperfect day. The perfect short read to ensure you think twice before venturing into the woods alone!

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V.I.P.E.R.

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V.I.P.E.R. is normally $4.99 but on sale for only $0.99 from April 13th to 19th.

After a series of attacks by mysterious ships threatens the Imperium’s plans to expand, the Admiralty sends out Kaia Marinoch to investigate. A newly minted Lieutenant Commander and one of the Imperium’s first special forces Viper operatives—a blend of starship captain and commando—she is given the Imperium’s most advanced warship and sent off to confront their enigmatic foes.

From clashes with her XO to dealing with Admirals who want to scrap the V.I.P.E.R. Initiative, the maiden cruise of the warship SIN Assured is filled with more dangers to Kaia’s career than just death.

Still in mourning after the murder of her sister at the hands of pirates, Kaia must learn to temper her anger and prejudice against her non-Human Zahex crew as she battles competing pirates and corporate interests. She soon finds that things in the Opherian Expanse are not as expected. Now she just has to make it back alive!

V.I.P.E.R is an action packed military space opera that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

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All Roads Lead To Winter by Mark Fuller Dillon

All Roads Lead To Winter by Mark Fuller Dillon

The aliens are here, and now our lives are different: no wars, no hunger, no exploitation. For political prisoner Thomas Bridge, there can be a strange new love; for the alien delegate, Avdryana, there can be companionship in a world that she finds crowded and foreign. But even with hope for the future, can there be an escape from the stifling ideas and expectations of the past? For adults only.

“All Roads Lead to Winter” is an erotic science fiction novella. It deals with the intervention, in our world, of an alien species from a parallel Earth — an intervention that has improved life drastically for most human beings. Yet for reasons of his own, the protagonist rejects this golden age.

The tale is focused on his complex relationship with an alien woman. This relationship is passionate and definitely sexual (for that reason, the book is recommended for adult readers only). But it also forces him to look into his past, into the hidden motivations of his mind and heart.

And that is the heart of the story: parallel worlds, politics, the grip of memory, the strength and generosity of women, the pain of loss, the mystery of love… and all the roads that lead to winter.

“Dillon writes well, with sensitivity and an ability to evoke not only the lushness and beauty of the natural world but its transitory quality, that everything fades and dies…. ‘All Roads Lead to Winter’ was a novella that engaged both the emotions and the intellect, making the reader think and feel.”

[Peter Tennant, BLACK STATIC Online, 29th January, 2023]

“This novella is driven by punchy dialogue, expertly handled, which is a refreshing change from many contemporary writers who shy away from such complex interaction. I was enchanted by the story of Thomas and Avdryana, and I could not stop reading until Thomas’s fate was revealed — his choice made. ‘All Roads Lead to Winter’ is a wonderful tale, expertly told and perfectly formed. It feels like it must have been a very personal journey for the author. Go and download a copy now; Mark Fuller Dillon is a rare talent who deserves to be much more widely read.”

[Martin Cosby, author of DYING EMBERS]

“This is a remarkable science fiction(ish) novella about a theme that, at first glance, might seem hackneyed — what happens when the aliens arrive? Here, though, the author has rung changes on the central premise so as to make it a truly satisfying and moving read…. There’s far more to this slender book than you’ll find in a shelf full of over-hyped ‘literary’ novels. Firstly, the sexual encounter — like everything else — is beautifully described, and the endnotes reveal that one of Dillon’s influences is J.G. Ballard. Secondly, the author is more of a ‘taker out’ than a ‘putter in’, giving his writing the refreshing clarity of his wilderness setting. Thirdly, it’s a lot of fun. The idea of feline evolution is cleverly handled, and there are a lot of intriguing ideas about how intelligent species might interact that are reminiscent of Olaf Stapledon’s LAST AND FIRST MEN. All in all, I can’t fault this book. If you like science fiction, you should read it. If you enjoy erotic fiction, you should read it.”

[David Longhorn, editor of SUPERNATURAL TALES]

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The Light Protocol – Part 4: She lit the network on fire. Now the world is burning back. (The Lightborn Legacy)

About The Light Protocol – Part 4: She lit the network on fire. Now the world is burning back. (The Lightborn Legacy):

The system demanded her loyalty.She gave it her memory.After sacrificing herself to shut down the Lightborn Network, June’s consciousness survives—spread across broken frequencies and decaying zones. But something followed her out of the core. Something Jason left behind.Now, as cities vanish and old AI labs begin to pulse with life again, the voice of the Protocol calls to the last survivors—offering peace, unity… and surrender.Nora, Emma, and the few who remain must chase June’s signal across dead zones and corrupted bunkers. But every step closer brings them face to face with the terrifying truth: June isn’t just the key.She’s the core.In the explosive fourth book of the Lightborn Legacy, The Light Protocol tests the edge between free will and destiny, between programming and love. Perfect for fans of The 100, Annihilation, and Divergent, this story asks the ultimate question:What if the only way to save someone… was to let them go?

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Life After War Books 1-3 by Angela White

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“War was uglier than we’d imagined. The Draft was reinstated, taking our men and boys. Troops stripped the shelves as they came through. Within days, stores were empty; people began to starve. Hospitals closed due to a lack of staff and supplies. Police stopped answering calls, stopped coming to work at all. Production halted. Communications faded. Then the power went off…and it didn’t come back on.

“The fall of society triggered a hard, new life where survival became our only focus. We reverted to primitive behaviors, using the war as an excuse to commit unspeakable atrocities and humanity slipped deeper into the abyss of possible extinction. Lawlessness blanketed the post-apocalyptic lands with hatred and violence that seemed to have no end. The future, cold and dark, offered little comfort. The only chance we had for peace, for safety, came from a tired voice on the radio.”

“This is Safe Haven. We offer food, shelter, and protection to all survivors. Does anyone copy? …hello? Is anyone alive out there?”

“Answering that call was a dangerous risk in a world now filled with nightmares, but it was better than having no hope at all. We left our dens and our dregs and followed Safe Haven; not everyone made it there. Some of those who did were too far gone to be trusted. The apocalypse left its mark on all of us and Safe Haven wasn’t immune to that. It was a place of safety, of light, of duty and honor. It was a refuge for all survivors. It was also a place of death and darkness, where murder and madness walked hand-in-hand.”

Life After War. A story that will live in your mind forever.

2022 PenCraft Award Winner.
2022 Reader’s Choice Finalist.

This file contains books 1-3:
The Survivors (Book 1)
Adrian’s Eagles (Book 2)
Nuclear Ashes (Book 3)

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Tick… Tick… Tick… by Steve Zettler

Tick… Tick… Tick… by Steve Zettler

Harlan Stone is a special agent who reports directly to the president. He’s been dispatched to Pennsylvania Dutch Country to investigate a bizarre occurrence—a farmer’s bull has gone sterile for no discernable reason. On his train trip back to DC Harlan’s approached by Angelica. Harlan senses she’s a foreign operative, though he has trouble getting a solid read on her. The Pennsylvania bull is just the tip of the iceberg; within days every bull in the country has become sterile, and within a week—every bull on earth is shooting blanks. It becomes clear that there is a force seeking to rid the world of the methane gasses these animals produce. Questions fly around the Oval Office. As events spiral out of control, Angelica reveals to Harlan that she is an alien, and hails from a colony called Perigee. She explains that humans are in fact a rampant disease that has infected the planet. Earth, and its solar system, must be remain stabilized or Perigee itself will be destroyed; and that stabilization is being threatened radically by climate change and ever-rising temperatures and sea levels. Life as we know it is on a stop-watch – Tick… Tick… Tick…

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Tabitha Prime by Saddletramp1956

Tabitha Prime by Saddletramp1956

The year is 2109. Tabitha, a devious, vengeful clone of Bill Jones’ long-dead ex-wife, has developed a powerful weapon that can destroy stars and their planetary systems. With it, she secured her position as a Prime Director in the Mr’rk Interstellar Corporation.

But her obsession goes far beyond absolute power or fabulous wealth. She wants revenge for the death of Bull Travers, the man she cuckolded Bill with years ago on the USS Armstrong. In addition to killing Bill Jones, she seeks to destroy the entire Solar System so she can plunder Earth.

Fast forward five years. Bill Jones is promoted and given tactical command of the task force sent to stop Tabitha and her evil plan. But he has other issues, like a drug-addicted, mentally unstable Admiral who also has an axe to grind with Bill, a starship upgraded with barely tested alien technology, and the off-chance of starting Earth’s first interstellar war.

Can Bill and the Enterprise stop Tabitha in time?

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The Game State: A Book in the Hope Cyberpunk Universe

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Jakob has been skirting the rules for a long time, and now his illegal activities have cost him his corporate job.A shifty corpo loses his job and finds himself among a sect of techno-monks.Featuring a new protagonist in the universe of award-winning novel Into the BeanStalk!Letting go of his Tier Six lifestyle isn’t easy — and in an attempt to hide from the state, he gets wrapped up with the Order of the Grand Construct. These highly tech-adept monks follow a hundred-year-old belief that the universe was built as a test — and that their AI-powered sect holds the key to guiding human souls to ascension. Jakob finds new comforts among the Order, but is quickly set upon a quest of a global scale. In events that tie directly with those in ‘Into the BeanStalk’, he must hide, hack, and fight his way through a socio-spiritual war that’s been raging behind the scenes for years.

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Born in Space: Unlocking Destiny by Jeremy Clift

Born in Space: Unlocking Destiny by Jeremy Clift

AN EMOTIONAL ROLLER-COASTER RIDE TO THE EDGE OF THE UNIVERSE
When Teagan Ward claims seven babies, conceived artificially after she donated her eggs to a medical experiment aboard a rotating space habitat, are her children, she triggers a fight that consumes her life in a race against time to free her from the clutches of an unscrupulous doctor and a power-mad general.
“Born in Space: Unlocking Destiny” chronicles a gripping tale of sacrifice and redemption in which desire and ambition collide. As a ruthless mining consortium tightens its grip on the lucrative interstellar asteroid mining business, Teagan finds herself at the epicenter of a battle for control that spans the planets. Her seven children, born in a lab as part of a daring experiment to populate future space colonies, become pawns in a larger game of power and ambition.
Only the fragment of a distant solar system discovered in a captured asteroid has the lure to win her freedom and unlock the children’s destiny. When a greedy businessman, an unethical scientist, and an unhinged general all covet its remarkable energy, one of the children spies an opportunity to orchestrate the reunion they’ve long desired.
“Born in Space” is the thought-provoking first book in the Sci-fi Galaxy series of speculative science fiction novels. If you like strong female characters, moral dilemmas, and stories of alien encounters, then you’ll love Jeremy Clift’s rocket-fueled tale of romance and resistance.

In the tradition of Ray Bradbury, Philip K. Dick, and William Gibson, “Born in Space: Unlocking Destiny” is an enthralling journey into the depths of space and the human spirit. For fans of “Interstellar” and “2001: A Space Odyssey,” this sci-fi gem promises an unmatched immersive experience.

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Tachyon Tunnel 2, The Daklin Empire by Michael Gorton

Tachyon Tunnel 2, The Daklin Empire by Michael Gorton

Time travel where something is changed has implications on the laws of physics. Inertia has ripple effects and will create implications. Alex and the Tranquility team are aware of this when they discover the Daklin Empire that has ruled the Galaxy with an iron fist for over 50 million years without defeat. As the Daklin take notice of Earth, the team must navigate the challenges of time’s inertia and the unintended consequences of altering history.
Tachyon Tunnel 2 explores how time travel might actually work within the laws of physics, and the implications of changing events in the past. The book combines science, adventure, romance and the complexities of human decision-making in high-stakes situations. Part two of bestselling author Michael Gorton’s award-winning Tachyon Tunnel series will keep readers on the edge of their seats and is sure to become one of the best science fiction works of the year!

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Mindfire by L D Houghton

Mindfire by L D Houghton

The thrilling scifi action novel Mindfire, $0.99 for a limited time. Enter a world of sinister conspiracy, high technology, and unfurling mystery today! Rated 5 stars on Amazon.

In a post-apocalyptic Earth still reeling from the Sudden War, Nestor Grey, disillusioned former agent of the Far Agency, stumbles upon a child with no name and a terrible power: the ability to wield Mindfire. But great power brings great danger, and unknown forces are hot on their heels, determined to capture the child and use his abilities for their own sinister purposes.

As Nestor and the boy race to uncover the truth behind the child’s past, they find themselves embroiled in a dangerous game of cat and mouse, hunted by enemies both seen and unseen. In a world wracked by bio-terror, political oppression, and the increasingly-powerful Aether, the stakes have never been higher.

With heart-pumping action, high-stakes intrigue, and a dystopian world that feels all too real, the first book in the Mindfire trilogy is a thrilling sci-fi adventure that will leave you on the edge of your seat. Don’t miss out on this epic journey through a dark and dangerous future.

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Praise for L D Houghton:

“…wonderfully complex characters, rife with wry humour and has some twists that had me on the edge of my seat.”

“Always readable with a fun sense of humour…”

“Superb storytelling with well thought out existential pondering…”

“…gloriously over-the-top and at times unbelievable, I loved it”

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The Shattered Stars: Riding the Spear

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Trapped on an alien ship, Beebi is preparing for the barrage to come.

Nine rockets are bringing a second wave, almost four hundred fighters promised huge bonuses for killing any survivors and taking control of the ship for their bloc. Even if the mutineers weather this storm, Earth’s corporate blocs will send an unending stream of rockets and Troopers to stamp out the rebellion before it can spread. As if that isn’t bad enough, the spaceship AI informs the Basteds and Putes they are the last chance of survival for the human race.

Beebi only knows one answer to overwhelming force and impossible odds – attack. Beebi’s Bigger Basteds are heading for Earth, and they’re bringing the homecoming party from hell!

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Born in Space: Unlocking Destiny by Jeremy Clift

Born in Space: Unlocking Destiny by Jeremy Clift

When Teagan Ward claims seven babies, conceived artificially after she donated her eggs to a medical experiment aboard a rotating space habitat, are her children, she triggers a fight that consumes her life in a race against time to free her from the clutches of an unscrupulous doctor and a power-mad general.
“Born in Space: Unlocking Destiny” chronicles a gripping tale of sacrifice and redemption in which desire and ambition collide. As a ruthless mining consortium tightens its grip on the lucrative interstellar asteroid mining business, Teagan finds herself at the epicenter of a battle for control that spans the planets. Her seven children, born in a lab as part of a daring experiment to populate future space colonies, become pawns in a larger game of power and ambition.
Only the fragment of a distant solar system discovered in a captured asteroid has the lure to win her freedom and unlock the children’s destiny. When a greedy businessman, an unethical scientist, and an unhinged general all covet its remarkable energy, one of the children spies an opportunity to orchestrate the reunion they’ve long desired.
“Born in Space” is the thought-provoking first book in the Sci-fi Galaxy series of speculative science fiction novels. If you like strong female characters, moral dilemmas, and stories of alien encounters, then you’ll love Jeremy Clift’s rocket-fueled tale of romance and resistance.
In the tradition of Ray Bradbury, Philip K. Dick, and William Gibson, “Born in Space: Unlocking Destiny” is an enthralling journey into the depths of space and the human spirit. For fans of “Interstellar” and “2001: A Space Odyssey,” this sci-fi gem promises an unmatched immersive experience.

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The Black Heart of the Station

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Delinquent or Prophet? Whichever teenager Josh Driscoll is, he may be his people’s only hope of salvation.

Josh Driscoll is a rebellious teenager living in The Station, a city buried beneath the frozen surface of a desolate earth. His constant rule-breaking is fueled by one burning question – how did we get here? But when Josh steals a space-suit to explore the surface, he is punished by being conscripted to Saint Carmine’s, the Station’s resident monastery.

Despite his initial desperation to escape, Josh becomes intrigued by the monastery’s ancient texts. In his quest for answers, he discovers that the sealed off Black Heart computer complex may hold the key to their salvation. When the deranged head of the governing Council threatens to destroy the complex, Josh must lead a desperate battle to stop him.

With time running out, can Josh and his tiny band of followers save The Station from annihilation?

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Hunt for the Fallen Star: Quantum Trek Book 1

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For a thousand years a legendary starship with mythological abilities of space travel has been lost.

Still reeling from his father’s tragic death, Casey is persuaded by his brother to join him and their best friend as technical support for an archaeological dig in Central America.

But after a ruthless attack on their camp sends the group into the depths of the jungle, Casey inadvertently transports them across the galaxy in a centuries old starship.

Lost on the other side of the galaxy, Casey, James, and Heather must discover the ship’s secrets to return home and evade the military might of a relentless galactic empire.

With everything alien to them, they’ll need to escape from space pirates, foes with elemental powers, and the forces of an ambitious galactic empire. Amidst the chaos they learn their spaceship has fabled abilities of interstellar travel, unparalleled by any known spacecraft or technology.

When Casey and his legendary starship become the target of the empire, he must forge alliances and unlock the ship’s secrets to evade capture and prevent the onset of intergalactic war.

Infused with elements of fantasy, this epic sci fi space opera is filled with action and adventure in an exciting hero’s journey of self-discovery and the quest for home.

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Fall of the Cities: Planting the Orchard

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The world is falling apart. Terrorists spark a worldwide oil and gas crisis while imports grind to a halt. Europe and Britain are erupting into chaos as food runs out and desperate people take matters into their own hands. As the government begins to seal off rioting parts of the city, Corporal Harry Miller takes an offered discharge to get his sister and her kids to safety. But he’s not fast enough. Trapped in the city with a rag-tag collection of ordinary citizens, Harry struggles to create a small pocket of stability – a place to ride out the coming confrontation between rioters and the Army, and save themselves from complete annihilation.

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Pebble in the Dark

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The discovery of a hidden extraterrestrial craft on Earth attracts attention from those who would seek to possess and learn from it.
As the casualties mount, nobody is safe in this action packed story of deception and violence.

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Too Strange To Be the End of the World: A Short Story Collection (Shorts, Collected)

About Too Strange To Be the End of the World: A Short Story Collection (Shorts, Collected):

Worlds are ending – sometimes for everyone, sometimes just for one person.

Hello there and welcome to the Too Strange to Be the End of the World short story collection, containing apocalyptic adventures, downright strange fan favourites, and entirely new tales alike!

Be warned: some of these stories are more serious, and some are definitely on the goofier side. Be prepared to read the disturbing, the sad, and the outright odd.

Praise for the following tales:

“Well, THAT was one h*ll of a ride… Really enjoyed this imaginative collection of short stories, and would recommend.” – Lanette L, Goodreads Reader, ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

“Loved the book. An interesting twist in many of the stories.” – Laurie R, Reader, ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

“The post apocalypse from a unique perspective with just enough heart, humor and uncertainty. I loved it.” – Goodreads, The Quiet, ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

“This short story holds its secrets close, leaving readers to guess what the pursuit is all about. And when that stunning revelation is made, readers are certain to be caught unaware.” – Goodreads, Pursuit, ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

“⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️” – Goodreads, The Jelly Man

Part 1: The End

Pursuit — All things must come to an end, good or bad – even humanity.

The Quiet — All is quiet, downright peaceful at the end of the world – that doesn’t mean these two survivors are happy. Or safe.

Last Dance — A humorous short story about the end of the world, and the dance battles that determine our place in society.

The Golden Miner — A miner with a heart of gold is in love with his Queen, but his loyalties are tested when his home is invaded.

Eye of The Beholder — Dele and his father Keyonte navigate a futuristic post-apocalyptic world where family is all they have — and danger is always around the corner.

Part 2: …Hunh?

What Just Happened — All Carter wants to do is watch TV and go to bed. But when a late-night knock at his door comes from his blood-spattered daughter’s math tutor, sleep quickly becomes the last thing on his mind as he struggles to find out — What Just Happened?

Shoe Shorter — Henrik VonFrankelHeimer had an idea. An awful idea. Henrik VonFrankelHeimer had a wonderful, awful idea.

Cheater, Cheater, Death Eater — A cheater is haunted by paranoia and what seems to be a vengeful spirit everywhere he goes.

Heavenly Father — The basement of a frat house whose kitty litter is haunted by the spirit of a priest is where we begin and end our tale.

Werewolf House — A swanky college party turns into a bloodbath when werewolves crash the festivities. And wait…are those dinosaurs?

Khan Parties On — I’m not even going to tell you what this story is about.

Part 3: Stay Strange’ing, Santa Tryna Get At Me

The Koi Fish of Eden — A holy fish struggles upstream to reach God, trying to warn him in time of Adam and Eve’s upcoming fall. Along the way he is beset on all sides by the Devil and his minions.

The Jelly Man — When a ho-hum MRI reveals something quite unexpected, Val Djukic is launched into a world of his nightmares.

The Left Boob — The misshapen and lumpy left boob is jealous of her perfect counterpart, the right boob.

The Cannibal Guillotine — The French Revolution served a secret purpose — chow for cannibals.

An Oration for the Ornaments — Disillusioned Christmas ornaments seek revenge on Santa for the curse of their creation. Buckle up.

I hope you enjoy this zany, odd, weird and wonderful collection.

– M.H.

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