About Escape From Samsara: A Series & Standalone of Sci-Fi Comedy (Prophecy Allocation Book 1) by Nicky Blue:

“Tear-inducingly funny and impossible to put down!”A fatal mistake catapults Barry Harris into the adventure of a lifetime. With talking hedges, samurai ghosts, meddling psychotherapists, and an inexplicably non-linear time pattern conspiring against him, Barry must do battle to save his hide, unleash the ninja within, and rescue his father from an ancient army, a dark sorcerer and a raging inferno.Perfect reading for fans of Douglas Adams, Robert Rankin, Tom Holt or Christopher Moore.What is the mysterious Prophecy Allocation Department?Where in space and time is the Before and After?Even more importantly, Will Barry’s underwear hold out until he has saved the day?What the reviews are saying :’I read it in one night. Quite a few times I laughed out loud and my husband had to ask me what was going on.”It’s very rare to find a book that relates to my humor, this author got it spot on.”I’ve read a lot of first books since I got my Kindle and I have to say this is up there with the best.”The story oozes with a dark humour.”Very funny laugh out loud lines along with scenarios that make you cringe on behalf of poor Barry.”I was cracking up from the first line.”This book was roaring fun.”A Confederacy of Dunces across the pond with ninjas. And it totally works. The book was enjoyable and flat out hilarious.”There are so many wonderful and unpredictable gems in this book.”This is a fun, bizarre, and unique read that stretches the imagination.”A crazy journey into a dark and funny world.”You’ve got gardening, ninjas, Buddhism, bowel humour, time travel, violence and grannies. What’s not to like?’

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About The Pioneers: A Novella by Kalin Ringkvist:

Trezoro is a planet perfect for terraforming. With the right technology, it could have a self-sustaining ecosystem within a thousand years. However, the fastest ship would take over a century to get there. A human could never survive the trip.Instead, an empty ship is sent. When it arrives at Trezoro, the automated systems assemble an orbital station. Robots secure a water supply, begin growing crops, and fire up the artificial womb to begin breeding human babies.A station inhabited entirely by children now orbits this distant world. They grow up in isolation, without parents or communication with Earth. With nothing but computer systems for guidance, they must build a self-sustaining ecosystem on a lifeless world.Thirteen-year-old Sophia is the oldest girl in the colony. Until now her focus has been only on survival and keeping order in the settlement. Soon, actual terraforming operations will begin on Trezoro. They are outgrowing the station and it’s time for the older pioneers to descend to the planet’s surface. Sophia must pilot the shuttle. The stress is starting to get to her.

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About Chromosome Cowgirls by JOSHUA WITMYER:

In a future where men are illegal, two women get up to trouble and almost change their entire world.

Everyone, please find your seats. Class is about to begin,” a tall woman announced from the raised center stage in the expansive lecture hall. Students filed through the door and found their seats in the rows of stadium seating that reached high into the room. Once seated,
students pulled books from bags and summoned holographic terminals marking their temporary, one-seat domains. Dull yellow lighting from above spread out from between buttresses illu1ninating wood paneling and giving the room a shadowy brown aura.

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About Numan Versus Numan (Alternative 80s) by Nicky Blue:

“Dark, brooding and painfully funny.” (Goodreads ★★★★★)Two tribute bands. One ultimate prize. Zero room for failure.Having been blown away by seeing Gary Numan perform on Top of The Pops in 1979, Five went out and put an ad in the paper to form a tribute band. He named it ‘The Romford Bombers’. They soon went on to dominate the annual Essex battle of the Gary Numan tribute bands. Until last year that is, when ‘The Storm Troopers’ came out of nowhere and stole their crown.The Bombers’ 56-year-old lead singer will do whatever it takes to win it back. He also has reason to believe The Storm Troopers are pursuing a hidden agenda, and he’s determined to get to the bottom of it.As Five wrestles with his suspicions, the Romford and Dagenham Gary Numan Fan Club organise one final battle of the bands. The winner will become the all-time ultimate Numan tribute act. The stakes have never been higher.Five enlists the help of his best mate, Pete – wild card and hacker extraordinaire – and the two dive into the dark web in search of answers to the following questions:- Why is there no trace of The Storm Troopers before last year?- Why does Ross, the Troopers’ singer and Five’s nemesis, have suspicious gaps in his knowledge of Numanology?- Why does he work at the local undertaker’s and what are those weird neon lights coming from the backyard?And what would the real Gary Numan think about all this? Five has been writing to Gary, perhaps one day he will receive a reply.Read the book to find out what Five discovers about the mysterious Storm Troopers, the damnable, girlfriend-stealing Ross and his sinister deeds! It’s time to get savage.PLEASE NOTEThis book is not just for Gary Numan fans, but please be warned it does contain middle-aged men wearing eyeliner.Most of the characters come from Essex. If you are not familiar with that part of the United Kingdom, you may come away with rich cultural insights that change the way you perceive human existence.No lobsters or geography teachers were harmed in the writing of this book.If bad language offends you, It’s probably best you read something from the cosy mystery section instead.

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About Numan Versus Numan: 1 (Alternative 80s) by Nicky Blue:

“Dark, brooding and painfully funny.” (Goodreads ★★★★★)Two tribute bands. One ultimate prize. Zero room for failure.Having been blown away by seeing Gary Numan perform on Top of The Pops in 1979, Five went out and put an ad in the paper to form a tribute band. He named it ‘The Romford Bombers’. They soon went on to dominate the annual Essex battle of the Gary Numan tribute bands. Until last year that is, when ‘The Storm Troopers’ came out of nowhere and stole their crown.The Bombers’ 56-year-old lead singer will do whatever it takes to win it back. He also has reason to believe The Storm Troopers are pursuing a hidden agenda, and he’s determined to get to the bottom of it.As Five wrestles with his suspicions, the Romford and Dagenham Gary Numan Fan Club organise one final battle of the bands. The winner will become the all-time ultimate Numan tribute act. The stakes have never been higher.Five enlists the help of his best mate, Pete – wild card and hacker extraordinaire – and the two dive into the dark web in search of answers to the following questions:- Why is there no trace of The Storm Troopers before last year?- Why does Ross, the Troopers’ singer and Five’s nemesis, have suspicious gaps in his knowledge of Numanology?- Why does he work at the local undertaker’s and what are those weird neon lights coming from the backyard?And what would the real Gary Numan think about all this? Five has been writing to Gary, perhaps one day he will receive a reply.Read the book to find out what Five discovers about the mysterious Storm Troopers, the damnable, girlfriend-stealing Ross and his sinister deeds! It’s time to get savage.PLEASE NOTEThis book is not just for Gary Numan fans, but please be warned it does contain middle-aged men wearing eyeliner.Most of the characters come from Essex. If you are not familiar with that part of the United Kingdom, you may come away with rich cultural insights that change the way you perceive human existence.No lobsters or geography teachers were harmed in the writing of this book.If bad language offends you, It’s probably best you read something from the cosy mystery section instead.

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About The Shattered Stars: Riding the Spear by Vance Huxley:

Trapped on an alien ship, Beebi is preparing for the barrage to come.Nine rockets are bringing a second wave, almost four hundred fighters promised huge bonuses for killing any survivors and taking control of the ship for their bloc. Even if the mutineers weather this storm, Earth’s corporate blocs will send an unending stream of rockets and Troopers to stamp out the rebellion before it can spread. As if that isn’t bad enough, the spaceship AI informs the Basteds and Putes they are the last chance of survival for the human race. Beebi only knows one answer to overwhelming force and impossible odds – attack. Beebi’s Bigger Basteds are heading for Earth, and they’re bringing the homecoming party from hell!

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About Gunslinger to the Stars (Gunslinger Trilogy Book 1) by Joe Vasicek:

Not long from now, in our own Milky Way…The name’s Sam Kletchka. Perhaps you’ve heard of me: captain of the Star Runner, military contractor for Earthfleet, and interstellar privateer. But before all that, I was a hired gun, freelancing across the galaxy one gunslinging job at a time.This, my friends, is how I went from being stranded in the armpit of the galaxy to becoming the luckiest human being in the universe. Not that it was easy, of course. I’ve looked death in the face so often, he’s practically an old buddy of mine. But when all your worst enemies are immortal, that’s a buddy you want on your side.Stay frosty, my friends. You never know what you’ll find at the next star.

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About Insidious Silent Infiltrator: A Science Fiction Horror Story by Kyle Robertson:

How can a doctor aid the intergalactic military when she’s stuck in the dark void of space being hunted by an alien apex predator? Devin Devereaux is a quantum doctor testing her alien virus antidote with human subjects on a space mission trial run. There was a navigational mishap and they were thrust into the edge of the live conflict. As they were trying to return, another ship intercepted them. During the altercation, something treacherously nefarious got on-board. Can they navigate the edge of an active battlefield and defeat their foe to return home? Purchase this science fiction horror novel to find out if they can survive the relentless dark abyss of space and the destructive hunter determined to destroy them in Insidious Silent Infiltrator: A science Fiction Horror Story.

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About Remaking Martin: An Inspirational Sci-Fi Novel by Nezih Unen:

Professor Martin Finch is a brilliant scientist, supervising a $2 billion energy project. When he is diagnosed with cancer, his company proposes a radical solution to ensure the project’s future. In a top-secret genetics institute, Martin will be cloned and his memory transferred to his clone Martin2 who will replace him. Martin2 will then finish the project and also take care of Martin’s family.

During the final stage of the cloning process, Martin must spend time with his clone, testing Martin2 to determine if he is a perfect copy. Martin’s verdict will determine which one will leave the institute alive—and which one will have to die.While at the institute, Martin befriends another patient, Sarah Joyce, a celebrity Hollywood actress who is also undergoing a cloning procedure. As they walk their strange path together, they become intimate friends and share a secret that will alter the course of their lives.Remaking Martin is an existential thriller as well as a story of enlightenment and awakening. For fans of such authors as Vonnegut, LeGuin, Atwood, Orwell, and likewise…

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About I’m Not Him: The Mistaken Identity Alien Kidnapping Romance by Kyle Robertson:

Author Interview1)What is this book about?This is an edutainment fiction sci-fi story about an alien abduction. The story has a subtext about bullying in the workplace. This story details the feelings of the victim, and how to deal with it.2)What happens in the story?A payroll accountant gets berated by his co-workers so badly, he goes home, and decides to take his own life because they made him feel worthless. As he was brushing his teeth, he was abducted to a different verse because they thought he was their respected advocate. Now he has to stop an unstoppable force so they won’t kill him because they made a mistake.3)Where’s the romance?Since he has no idea how to fight, a female warrior has to train him. He has to overcome his tepidness to become the advocate they think he is. They get closer through the deadly training.4)What was the motivation for this story? I’ve witnessed many employees get bullied when I managed a computer store. There was one person, let’s call him Dave, was bullied because he looked different. They called him a loser and a nerd. They never got to know how brilliant he is. Yes, he had the geek motif, but he worked at a computer store. It was is element. I was the manager, so I got to know Dave. He became my number one. The store became number one in the district because of his ingenuity.5)Why did you do a fiction book about a serious subject?This science fiction epic uses fantastical elements to explain the true humanity of real life. This main story is littered with poignant sub-plots about being bullied in the workplace. You can buy a text book about bullying anywhere. When you become entertained, you remember the lessons. Please enjoy this thrilling story about a timid smart gentleman who becomes taken to defeat an impossible destroyer to learn more about himself in I’m Not Him: A Mistaken Identity Alien Abduction Romance.

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