About Hot Love Inferno: A Series & Standalone of Sci-Fi Comedy (Prophecy Allocation Book 2):

Sometimes in life, a multidimensional Basset Hound is the only friend you need…
​”Read it in one sitting and couldn’t stop laughing. Gag a minute. Dark comedy at it’s finest!” (Goodreads review)
(OVER 100 FIVE STAR REVIEWS ACROSS AMAZON AND GOODREADS!)

A half-woman, half-cockroach fused in a bizarre gardening accident? That would be Mrs Jittery Twitch, dwelling in the shadows of our misdeeds. If in danger, you can call upon her help… all she asks is your soul as payment. But she’s just a legend, so no need to worry.

Barry Harris is a 28-year-old man, still living with his dear old mum in a little flat above a hairdresser. His obsession with Star Trek and the martial arts won’t help him when he’s forced out on a date.
And nobody knows about the weird string of events that’s about to put everyone’s lives in danger. A trio of samurai warriors and the strangest offer of help lead Barry on a perilous mission to save the day.

(This book is the second in the Prophecy Allocation series but works fine as a standalone read. Get the first of the series for free at www.nickyblue.com/freebie )

Perfect reading for fans of Tom Holt, Terry Pratchett, Robert Rankin, Christopher Moore or Douglas Adams.

Why you should read this book:

It explains revolutionary insights into the nature of reality that debunk the myth of free will (probably).
It proves the multiverse has only two parallel universes (depending on your criteria for what makes up proof).
It contains 50% extra innuendo-based gags than Book One in the series. Some of them might be considered funny (again this is relative).
The author achieved a heightened dynamic tension not found in other books. He was heavily constipated during its creation. There may be a link. The author is no way suggesting that this makes it better than every other book ever written.

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Warning: The book is written in British English. All British slang terms are helpfully translated for the international reader, along with a short explanation of why British people are a little strange.

What the reviews are saying

“Quirky, original, brilliant – a must-read!”
“A mind-bending, absurdist blast of comedy and action”
“Had me in stitches . Highly recommend!”
” Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy meets Pride and Prejudice and Zombies ”
“The author’s ability to write characters that are believable, different, and set in situations that are far from the ordinary, is remarkable.”
“If you get the chance to read it, please do. I gotta read more now!”
“A funny and intriguing book!”
“I highly recommend this to anyone who loves dark humour ”
” It’s the perfect mix of dark comedy + bizarre fantasy and is unlike any book I’ve read before. I laughed out loud multiple times and enjoyed the roller-coaster read. 5/5 stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️”

Categories for Hot Love Inferno:
Dark humor books, Comedy Fantasy,Fantasy Adventure,Time Travel,Dark Comedy,
Comedy,Humorous Fantasy,Humorous Fantasy Fiction,Humorous Fantasy Books,
Humour,Humor,Urban Fantasy Humour,Comic Fantasy,sci fi comedy books,sci-fi comedy,

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About Of Things Man Made: Finding Adam: (Book 1: A Science Fiction Fantasy Novel):

Prepare to embark on an adventure through time, five hundred years in the future.

★The world is ruled by a brutal group of reptilians known as the Rotundra and one human slave is about to uncover an ancient secret that labels him the most wanted man in the world.
You’ll experience a wide range of emotions as you travel along with Adam and the allies he makes along the way.
Discover increasingly powerful, unique enemies!
Immerse yourself in a world you’ll continue to think about between reading sessions!
Embark on a quest to restore humanity in a world where the line between good and evil isn’t always so clear.

★Once readers start, they can’t stop!

“Not my normal read but wanted something different. From the very beginning it captured me and continued all the way to the end!”
-Goodreads Review

Can Adam and his allies bring down the powerful Rotundran empire and free humanity from its deadly grasp?

Of Things Man Made is a page-turning adventure that will take you through a world you won’t forget anytime soon!

✓Buy your copy today and experience the journey!

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About STARFIGHTERS – DEFENDING EARTH: YA Space Fantasy (Book One of The Starfighters series):

The Earth is about to be attacked. The first battles are about to be fought, and the war for Earth’s future is just about to begin. Whoever wins will determine the fate of humanity. When the fate of humankind depends on the bravery of teenagers, you need a team you can count on. The fate of the world is in their hands.

“Starfighters is a new teen sci-fi fantasy series. Destined to be the next big hit for sci-fi book fans. This fantasy book series is somewhere in between The Last Starfighter and Star Wars. Are you ready for a space adventure book that will have you sitting on the edge of your seat?”

When an alien force, known as the Thrall, is about to attack Earth, a group of teens from around the world are assembled to defend it.

No one can stand in the way of Billy Bronson and his dream of becoming the best starfighter pilot in the civilized world. He’s laser-focused and determined to make it to the top. In a world where everyone is a potential competitor, this is not easy. But what makes Billy’s quest even harder is that he lives–and goes to school–in one of the outlying planets where they still haven’t been connected to beings from other worlds. That’s about to change.

Billy Bronson is obsessed with Starfighter, the Virtual Reality game that makes you feel like you are piloting your Starfighter. As is every teenager in the civilized world. When he completes a time-sensitive mission in second place, he is surprised to see that he is invited to Nevada to compete to be ranked one of the best Starfighters in the entire world.

But, when Billy gets there, all is not what it seems, Billy realizes that the alien known simply as Harvey has taken it upon himself to train up his group of Starfighters on Earth, without the permission or the consent of the Galactic Federation. He cannot let innocent people die. The way he has managed to do this covertly is by implementing Starfighter training into the hit game Starfighters.

With the help of Harvey, a member of the Galactic Council, will a small group of rag-tag teens be able to stop the Thrall from destroying the earth?

Starfighters Defending Earth is a YA space fantasy with a teen romance for young adults and is Book One of The Starfighters Book Series.

This sci-fi fantasy series with a group of young teens from around the world obscures the lines between epic fantasy and sci-fi adventures. When two teens from opposite sides of the world experience a seemingly love at first sight encounter, this space adventure includes a friends-to-lovers romance for YA readers.

** The Starfighters book series is a collaboration between the authors, Bruce Goldwell and Lace Brunsden, based on a Movie Treatment written by Goldwell called Star Knights. The treatment was 1st registered with the Screen Writers Guild around the year 2000. The treatment was based on a story that Goldwell came up with while he was homeless. The Starfighters book series is a science fantasy space series with a group of teen heroes that features epic fantasy adventures in space, a dynamic space battle, sibylline space settings, innocent romance, and all set in a galactic realm at the center of the known Universe. **

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About Portal Zero (Apocalypse Gate Book 1): An EMP End of the World S-H-T-F Survival Series with Monsters, Cosmic Horror, and Interdimensional Portals (Apocalypse … Horror – Surviving TEOTWAWKI)):

Where were you when the lights went out and the monsters came?

In the near future, a government experiment out of control opens gateways to other worlds and dimensions all over planet Earth, plunging everyday people into a nightmare of grim survival against the horrific and bizarre…

Portal Zero. The beginning of the end.

In Colorado Springs, CO, young family-man Arthur can’t find his wife and young sons when all electronics and vehicles in the city are disabled. But the EMP is the least of his worries. When the city quickly turns to looting and anarchy, he sees much darker dangers in the shadows with glowing blue eyes…

In Geneva, Switzerland, Chad is a naive cameraman working for a news network filming the opening of Portal Zero, mankind’s first experiment with ‘Dimension Drive’–an attempt at inter-space travel. Barely out of his internship, Chad is forced to survive the terrifying creatures that emerge from the gateway when everything goes wrong. When the slaughter in the deep-underground lab begins, how will he survive, trapped and isolated from the surface?

Meanwhile, in Zion National Park, UT, Megan is a fit and self-made woman on vacation with her boyfriend when a mysterious thunderclap kills all of the electronics in the park. When a strange, golden obelisk appears in the middle of the park, a mysterious and unseen force begins transforming the tourists around her.

Harvey is an alcoholic, disgraced police officer in Las Vegas, NV, recently imprisoned after failing at his spree of vigilante justice on the unpunished. But when the city’s power fails and the precinct over his cell is breached by an army of nightmares, it seems that Hell itself is invading the city of sin, and the Strip is burning.

Kayleen is a young college student and art major at PSU in Portland, OR. She doesn’t really care about much more than Veganism and the boy she secretly has a crush on. But when a weird, alien environment follows an EMP-induced city-wide blackout one night while she’s at an off-campus party, what will Kayleen find out about her values when everyone’s focus turns to survival?

Tommy and Jody are two young children in Flagstaff, AZ, living with their mom and dad and enjoying a stable childhood, when a town-wide power outage becomes a call for concern when it’s not fixed by the next morning. When the family hears the police fighting against invading monsters in the business district nearby, and they are all forced to evacuate their home because of a spreading wildfire, the children have no idea that their lives are about to change forever…

In a year much sooner than you think, while scientists and politicians argue about global warming and lack of resources, the United Nations has reorganized itself into the UEA, the first serious attempt at a world government. “Dimension Drive” is being developed for wormhole-based space travel in Europe by the UEA to expand human civilization into the stars. But the UEA development team responsible for Dim Drive has no idea that they’re about to lose control of the portal they’re trying to harness because of a massive, unforeseen EMP, ushering in the end of the world as we know it.

In America, one of the last superpowers holding out against joining the United Earth Alliance, several individuals across the country are going about their lives, unaware that UEA scientists are quietly conducting the first real test of their new Dimension Drive technology that will change everything…

Do you love guns, tactical realism, and monsters? Are you a fan of cosmic horror and dark fantasy / sci-fi? Love the Mist and Cabin in the Woods? Lovecraft? Doom? Stranger Things? EMP and Prepper Survival? This story is full of terror, suspense, and bad language. If you can dig it, strap in for a ride to Hell!

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About Fall of the Cities: Branching Out:

Three years and hundreds of bullets later, Orchard Close is holding together. The cabal dreams up more ways to get their latest group of requirements: gardeners and women of loose morals. Food production is a major concern, for the marts and for the enclaves. Caddi pushes Harold with his new games, taunting, testing and trying to figure out what makes him tick – so he can exploit it.

A common enemy, The General, smashes smaller enclaves, combines gangs and makes a wide sweep for control of the city, aligning the GOFS, Barbies and Orchard Close for their biggest fight yet. In this new world, only the strategic survive, but can they survive their temporary alliances?

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About Porfia in Flames: The Chronicles of Cornu Book 5:

In Centralia, Mike and Catrina continue to establish themselves. They add Illaria, the daughter of Andreas, to their marriage. Soon, Mike’s family is growing as Illaria gets pregnant. He continues to introduce new technologies to Nordia. One of the big ones is steamboats paddle wheelers.
In Tantulus, things continue to progress. Koronus is now peaceful, and the King survives his wounds. Finally, Duke Marvon leaves Centralia and arrives in Akari ready to take over Gortyn. Hopefully, without bloodshed.
Porfia is dissolving into a vicious civil war. Both the King and the Dukes strike at each other. Burning villages, killing the villagers, burning crops, and killing the animals they depend on. Finally, the Dukes march on the capital. The outcome is in doubt. The rest of the continent looks on in horror at the bloodshed and destruction.
Who will come out on top? And will the violence somehow spill over into other realms?

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About Fall of the Cities: Putting Down Roots:

As Harry and the other residents of Orchard Close struggle to survive, a new crop of problems present themselves. Unstable electricity damages equipment, days are spent scavenging for ammo, weapons, food, glass bottles, and of all things, yarn. Elsewhere, gangs carve out their territory throughout the city. Residents pay for protection through coupons, barter or worse. Citizens fleeing the city gangs, violence and lack of food flock to Orchard Close, but how many can they take in? Worse, as time goes by, life changes from surviving to enduring. What’s the point of maths if you are going to starve to death? The peace is fragile with only a bullet away from having the whole world change again…and it does.

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About Nova: Tavern Tall Tales Presents:

Dan Oliff is thrust into a high tech world of cloak and dagger dealings, where new nations rise aided by disruptive scientific advances and old nations watch from a far as they play a game of chess where Dan is just a pawn and his opponents are unseen.
A young woman has gone missing on the most advanced city ever constructed where every citizen’s movements are constantly tracked by an AI, the designer of which happens to be the missing woman’s father and is an old friend of Dan’s.
Nations will rise into the heavens, allegiances will form from silicon and muscle, beliefs in faith and humanity will be tested.

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About Key Ideas of Top 100 Fantasy Masterpieces:

Looking to explore the vast world of fantasy literature but not sure where to start? Look no further than “Key Ideas of Top 100 Fantasy Masterpieces.” This comprehensive guide provides readers with an overview of the most influential books in the fantasy genre, from classic high fantasy to modern urban fantasy.

With concise summaries of the key ideas and concepts in 100 influential fantasy books, readers can easily determine which books they want to explore further and obtain additional insights and details from prominent authors. The fundamental concepts and ideas of renowned fantasy authors such as J.R.R. Tolkien, George R.R. Martin, and Brandon Sanderson are readily accessible for readers’ own benefit.

The book’s accessibility is a primary strength. Each chapter provides a summary and highlights the key ideas in distinct phrases, making it easier for readers to comprehend complex concepts. In a world where information is increasing exponentially, such handbooks or summaries are necessary to refresh our memories periodically and maintain a general understanding.

Structured into 100 chapters, each focusing on a significant masterpiece in the fantasy genre, this book delves into different ideas or themes. The contributions from prominent fantasy authors ensure that readers receive a glimpse into the evolution of the fantasy genre.

So, whether you’re a die-hard fantasy fan or just starting to explore the genre, “Key Ideas of Top 100 Fantasy Masterpieces” is your perfect guide. Get your copy today and step into the fascinating world of fantasy literature.

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About Up, Up and Away!:

When an unconventional scientific discovery happens in a little garden shed in the U.K., the results are spectacular.

What if you could turn off gravity? Well, maybe divert it a bit, or absorb some?

That’s exactly what geek Stephen Corser figures out.

And now there’s just a few details that stand between his ragtag group of friends and space, the final frontier.

They have a big dream, the freedom of space for anyone who could make something airtight and strap on a Widget. No government control, no corporations selling space an inch at a time.

There’s only a few problems standing in their way like locating a private island, dodging the government, SEAL teams and Venezuelan gangsters.

Hold on to your shipping container, because Pigs are going to fly!

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