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Clownbound: Take Me to the CIrcuits

About Clownbound: Take Me to the CIrcuits:

What name springs to mind when you hear the words: hero, athlete, and clown? That’s right, Timmy Tim Tim Thompson from Yugoslavia. Born into a drastically poor and abusive family, Timmy had no choice but to fend for himself. Through a series of not so fortunate events (copyright), he found his way into Clownhood.

The circus is at war once again and it is up to Timmy to help the Clowns defeat the Magicians. On his journey he meets new friends, foes and the love of his life. The question is: will this clown be able to juggle his ego, his purpose and his desire to win gold at the 1997 Circus Olympics?

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Put Pants on for This?: Stories in Defense of Staying Home by Jackson Banks

About Put Pants on for This?: Stories in Defense of Staying Home by Jackson Banks:

Are you the type of person who makes plans and immediately regrets it? Is your idea of a fun night watching your favorite TV show or reading on the couch? In I Put Pants on for This?, Jackson Banks confirms in his latest book why staying home is sometimes the best plan. Whether it’s getting lost in the desert outside Las Vegas, kidnapped in the Caribbean, or having a romantic getaway end in a hospital stay, I Put Pants on for This? takes you along for a hilarious ride through misadventures in places near and far, all from the comfort and safety of your own home.

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Bayou Easter (Miss Fortune World: Bayou Cozy Romantic Thrills Book 4)

About Bayou Easter (Miss Fortune World: Bayou Cozy Romantic Thrills Book 4):

It’s Easter Sunday in the Louisiana Bayou. The Sinful Ladies Society and God’s Wives are well-prepared for the annual festivities until a friendly competition spins out of control.

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Pianist in a Bordello

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Pianist in a Bordello

What would happen if a politician decided to tell the truth—the whole truth?
Richard Youngblood, aspiring Congressman, is about to find out. He’s running on a platform of honesty and transparency—and against the advice of his friends and advisers he’s decided to start with himself. His autobiography will lay his entire life bare before voters just days before the election.
And what a life he’s had. Born in a commune and named Richard Milhous Nixon Youngblood as an angry shot at his absent father, Richard grows up in the spotlight, the son of an enigmatic fugitive and the grandson of a Republican senator. He’s kidnapped and rescued, kicked out of college for a prank involving turkeys, arrested in Hawaii while trying to deliver secrets to the CIA…Dick Nixon Youngblood’s ready to tell all.
He’ll even tell his readers about the Amandas—three women who share a name but not much else, and who each have helped shape and define the man he’s become.
Are voters really ready for the whole truth?
Are you?
Pianist in a Bordello is a hilarious political romp through the last four decades of American history, from a narrator who is full of surprises.

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Doug Liberty Presents Bandit the Dancing Raccoon By John L. Sheppard

About Doug Liberty Presents Bandit the Dancing Raccoon By John L. Sheppard:

Effete alcoholic Tris Edgar finds a talking raccoon digging through his trash one evening. Tris tells a story of heartbreak, loss and self-defeat, and of his life as an instant celebrity in the internet age. At turns dark and whimsical, Doug Liberty Presents Bandit the Dancing Raccoon is a uncanny fable for the 21st century.

Praise for Doug Liberty Presents Bandit the Dancing Raccoon:
“Sheppard is a hugely imaginative writer, deftly balancing humor, pathos and lyricism.” -Self-Publishing Review

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From Britain With Love

From-Britain-With-LoveAbout From Britain With Love:

The search is on for Fossils, the vibrant young rock sensations whose new brand of music now grips the British nation.
Who and where are Fossils?
Four elderly musicians at Fossdyke retirement home know, but they ain’t telling.
What starts out as harmless fun for Strat, Nobby, Sticks, and Chippers, spirals out of control, as fans and press hunt for an elusive young rock band. The trouble is nobody knows Fossils have a combined age of 284 years.
The geriatric quartet flees Britain to dodge media exposure and inevitable ridicule. However, their plan backfires when a determined journalist and a ruthless media company executive, both intent on exposing and exploiting them at every turn, finds and pursues them.
That doesn’t stop the Fossils causing hilarious mayhem in exotic countries around Southeast Asia, where they discover a new carefree way of life that they live to its fullest… or at least what remains of it… which for one of them, isn’t too long.
Viagra, Snuff, and Rock ‘n’ Roll
Re-named The Gob, the wrinkled rockers return for their second hilarious action-packed adventure. With a sensational new album in production, a devious duo seeking revenge, and a flatulent spook, the remaining Fossils and their superstar friend, need to rescue a family member whose passion for birdwatching and ‘The Spogdon Hairy Arsed Sparrow’ landed him in a dangerous situation. What is there not to love?

Getting old doesn’t mean you can’t have fun. It just means you know how to get away with it!

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Scaff by Jason Carlisle

About Scaff by Jason Carlisle:

Rufus Manning, a once aspiring author, has fallen through the cracks of Glasgow and into the gutter of long-term unemployment. One appointment a week. One heartless conversation. Then nothing for six days. Hanging. Haunting. Quiet. What to do?
He conjures movements out of the void, falling ever deeper into his tortured mental landscape until the lines are no longer blurred – they are obliterated.
Tea parties with his royal goldfish? The unlawful arrest of an ethnic Big Ben miniature clock? A game of hide-and-seek with the Bonnie Prince Charlie?! Not to mention, full-blown re-enactments of battles from his failed military novel ‘’Absent without leaving.”
His main character and alter-ego extraordinaire is the notorious Colonel Manning. After a number of grueling campaigns during the Second World War, he finally snaps and begins embarking upon a war of his own design. He is loyal to no man. Not even himself.
His mission: to fight for the cause. The result: destruction, usually.

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Pianist in a Bordello by Mike C. Ericksoh

About Pianist in a Bordello by Mike C. Ericksoh

Pianist in a Bordello

What would happen if a politician decided to tell the truth—the whole truth?
Richard Youngblood, aspiring Congressman, is about to find out. He’s running on a platform of honesty and transparency—and against the advice of his friends and advisers he’s decided to start with himself. His autobiography will lay his entire life bare before voters just days before the election.
And what a life he’s had. Born in a commune and named Richard Milhous Nixon Youngblood as an angry shot at his absent father, Richard grows up in the spotlight, the son of an enigmatic fugitive and the grandson of a Republican senator. He’s kidnapped and rescued, kicked out of college for a prank involving turkeys, arrested in Hawaii while trying to deliver secrets to the CIA…Dick Nixon Youngblood’s ready to tell all.
He’ll even tell his readers about the Amandas—three women who share a name but not much else, and who each have helped shape and define the man he’s become.
Are voters really ready for the whole truth?
Are you?
Pianist in a Bordello is a hilarious political romp through the last four decades of American history, from a narrator who is full of surprises.

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Eww Challenge by Elisa Anderson

About Eww Challenge by Elisa Anderson:

This Game is Not for the Fainted Hearted!

If you get nauseous easily, do not play this game.
If you get squeamish at the sight of blood, do not play this game.
If you throw up easily at the sight of disgusting things, not play this game.

You have been warned!!!

The aim of this game is to outlast your opponent in a disgusting picture staring contest where you must look at a horrible picture shown to you by your opponent for 10 seconds.

There are ten rounds of disgusting pictures for 2 players.
If you can outlast the count down without twitching a muscle in your face and being perfectly still during the count down, you win a point for that round.
If you can’t stand the mess you see, you get none.

Are you up for some disgusting game play

Load this game in your kindle, grab an unfortunate friend and try not to get nauseous or say “Eww” in the Eww Challenge Book-Game!

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He’s That Guy: Life Is Hard…Especially When You’re an A-Hole

About He’s That Guy: Life Is Hard…Especially When You’re an A-Hole:

The laughs are non-stop in this satirical memoir. This book takes a jab at anyone who takes themselves too serious. The humor is ribald, irreverent, self-depreciating, often-adolescent, and sometimes vulgar. Each chapter of this book is a short, zany vignette about how the author learned to overcome being born as an incurably lazy and irresponsible asshole.

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If You See Kay Run

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This light, sexy read will have you chuckling for sure. Filled with double-entendre, tongue-in-cheek, and adult humor, BJ’s living her truth.

In If You See Kay, Run, Bobbi Jax, AKA BJ, reaches out to flick the cheek hiding in the bushes. Plastic! But oh so real looking, and creepy enough to interrupt her romp in nature with hot cop, Peter Harris. Creepy enough that BJ and her best friend, Kay decide to retrieve the discarded mannequin from the park that night, tie it to the roof of their car, and drive it back to the bar she manages. Creepy enough that it lights up social media like a beacon calling in the crazies.

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Time Is Irreverent

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AN IRREVERENT, LIBERAL, TWISTY, TIME TRAVEL COMEDY!

What if you could make a change to history that would eliminate the Spanish Inquisition, American slavery, World War II, global warming, and an egomaniacal US president who thought he was smart enough to drop nuclear bombs here and there without negative consequences? What if that change also made the United States and 5 billion people poof from existence? Would you do it?

When alien time travel specialists, the Krichards, learn of President Handley’s game of dodge the mushroom cloud, they race to Earth to investigate. For them, the question of whether it’s worth it to change history is easy to answer, but they will only proceed if the human they deem best qualified to represent Earth agrees to make the change. Erasing Handley’s nuclear annihilation will require a quick jump to AD 31 to correct an error in history. If the Krichards select a brilliant scientist or an elite athlete for the task, Earth may be in good hands. Instead they select Marty Mann, a mildly successful travel writer whose only superpower is not taking life too seriously. What could possibly go wrong?

Spanning from the Cretaceous period to 2056, Time Is Irreverent is a hilarious, thought-provoking satire, with unpredictable twists, colorful aliens, huge dinosaurs, a smokin’ hot lesbian from the future, and a cameo from Jesus Christ himself!

Publisher’s Warning: This book is intended for a liberal audience and features satirical content that may not be appropriate for Donald Trump supporters or those who are offended by views that challenge traditional religious beliefs. Common side effects include wide smiles, sudden laughter, and occasional snorts. Reader discretion is advised.

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31 New Year’s Resolutions for the Uninspired by Tony Snark

About 31 New Year’s Resolutions for the Uninspired by Tony Snark:

** Free Dec 31 – Jan 4th. **

Do you like New Year’s resolutions for other people?

If so, you’re not alone. As a matter of fact, I’d bet you’re in the secret majority.

Resolution zealots rejoice over the yearly tradition. The rest of us pretend to care. When asked what our resolution is, we mumble an incoherent response, hoping no one seeks clarification.

But now, there’s another option.

I’ve developed a list of 31 resolutions—one for each day of January—for the uninspired. These sarcastic declarations will allow us to answer resolution-zealots until their interest wanes.

If you want to arm yourself with a ready response, or if you want to be entertained, pick up a copy of 31 New Year’s Resolutions for the Uninspired today!

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Everyone in LA is an Asshole by Sarah Fuller

About Everyone in LA is an Asshole by Sarah Fuller

LA is a beast. A city that swallows most with its glamour and glitz.
Not Sarah Fuller though.

Stubborn and relentless, Sarah refuses to be changed by her surroundings. Often, she takes a cynical approach, judging the world around her, though never taking anything too seriously.

Thrown back into the dating arena in her late thirties, Sarah encounters brand new challenges.

Readers will laugh out loud at the adventures and mishaps this sassy protagonist gets herself into. She explores LA life, seeing it through her unique lens.

Hair extensions, goat yoga, socialites and all the strangeness that comes out of LA weave together in this crazy, episodic adventure.

Can you handle the absurdities?

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Christmas Confessions & Cocktails by Vicki Lesage

About Christmas Confessions & Cocktails by Vicki Lesage:

American-turned-Parisian Vicki tells it like it is, from crazy Christmases growing up in the Midwest to even crazier holidays in her new home in France. Bizarre gifts, stomach-turning food, and holiday travel disasters are just some of the tales you’ll chuckle at! This Christmas-themed memoir features 25 funny and heartwarming essays, all with a tenuous tie to Christmas, and pairs each with a delicious drink recipe. So grab your martini shaker and get ready for tasty cocktails and hearty laughs this holiday season!

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The Case of the Not-So-Fair Trader (A Richard Sherlock Whodunit Book 1)

About The Case of the Not-So-Fair Trader (A Richard Sherlock Whodunit Book 1):

A despicable stock trader is found buried under an avalanche of his own garden rocks, causing fired-from-the force- Richard Sherlock to be yanked off the bowling alley and whisked to the crime scene by his pampered protegee Tiffany Richmond. He must prove murder and stop payment of the twelve-million-dollar Richmond Insurance policy.
Nothing makes sense. Crime scene is a mess. There is no money trail. There are too many motives from too many suspects who have too many alibis. Worst of all Sherlock’s bad back is acting up, his ex-wife wants more money and the murder investigation is putting a serious dent in his parenting schedule of his two daughters.
Richard Sherlock hates his job, and may be a reluctant dick, but he is better at finding the WHO in WHODUNIT than anyone else.

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