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Speaking in Tungs by Karla M. Jay

Speaking in Tungs by Karla M. Jay

A new job in rural Pennsylvania. How hard can five patients be?

In this entertaining novel set in rural Pennsylvania, a young woman from San Francisco searches for her birth parents while beginning her first job as a home-health speech pathologist. She soon learns how hard one job can be as she navigates the backwoods of Tungston, (“Tungs”) trying to comply with the needs of her quirky patients, all the while being stalked by a violent fugitive, and finding herself unexpectedly falling for the charms of a small-town, including one hot fireman. Through no fault of her own, she exposes a criminal who has been safely hidden in the thick forest, and now as he tries to stop her from exposing him, her patients’ lives, as well as her own are in jeopardy.

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Pianist in a Bordello by Mike C. Erickson

Pianist in a Bordello by Mike C. Erickson

Pianist in a BordelloWhat would happen if a politician decided to tell the truth—the whole truth? Richard Youngblood, aspiring Congressman, is about to find out. He’s running on a platform of honesty and transparency—and against the advice of his friends and advisers he’s decided to start with himself. His autobiography will lay his entire life bare before voters just days before the election.And what a life he’s had. Born in a commune and named Richard Milhous Nixon Youngblood as an angry shot at his absent father, Richard grows up in the spotlight, the son of an enigmatic fugitive and the grandson of a Republican senator. He’s kidnapped and rescued, kicked out of college for a prank involving turkeys, arrested in Hawaii while trying to deliver secrets to the CIA…Dick Nixon Youngblood’s ready to tell all. He’ll even tell his readers about the Amandas—three women who share a name but not much else, and who each have helped shape and define the man he’s become. Are voters really ready for the whole truth?Are you?Pianist in a Bordello is a hilarious political romp through the last four decades of American history, from a narrator who is full of surprises.

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Just River

About Just River:

The Otis, an inconsequential river-not the Hudson-flows through Wattsville, a small city a few hours north but a universe away from the real City, capital C. You might think the everyday people who live here, in this land of scarce opportunity, are also inconsequential. Until you meet them.

Sam, a cross-dresser with a voice like Tina Turner’s and his best friend Carol, a cashier who stress eats, prove their mettle when Carol’s daughter Garnet is imprisoned for defending herself against a violent boyfriend. Sam and Carol’s plots to save Garnet have consequences, however. An innocent boy is blamed for their actions and kidnapped, a dog gets poisoned, and Garnet’s life is imperiled as parole becomes a distant dream. In the end, it’s the river that offers up justice for these heroes-at-heart. But they will need to be able to swim.

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All Those Places I Could Pee

About All Those Places I Could Pee:

A delightful cat poetry book for cat lovers!
Discover the secret lives of cats through the witty words of Professor Fuzzy McMittens, the world-famous cat poet.
These poetic gems offer a captivating glimpse into the feline psyche.
Get ready for a purrfect adventure as you dive into this charming collection.
With his razor-sharp wit and extensive knowledge of literature, Fuzzy has compiled a collection of poetic musings that delve into the inner workings of the feline mind.
But don’t let his love of language fool you – Fuzzy is still a cat at heart, with a keen sense of curiosity and a love of adventure. From his perch atop the bookshelf, he observes the world with a discerning eye, always seeking to understand the mysteries of the bond between humans and their cats.
With his book of cat poems, Fuzzy hopes to share his unique perspective with the world, offering a glimpse into the feline experience through the power of verse. From the joys of napping in a sunbeam to the frustration of being ignored by humans, Fuzzy covers it all in his poetry, offering a thoughtful and entertaining look at the life of a cat.
So if you’re a cat lover, or just looking for some clever and insightful poetry, read on and prepare to be informed and educated as well as. entertained…

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All Those Places I Could Pee by Seamus Mullarkey

About All Those Places I Could Pee by Seamus Mullarkey:

DO YOU LOVE CATS?
DO YOU LOVE FUNNY CAT BOOKS?
DO YOU ENJOY CUTE CAT PICTURES?
LOOKING FOR THE PERFECT GIFT FOR A CAT LOVER?

THEN THIS IS THE BOOK FOR YOU…

This new collection of cat poetry shares the secret lives of your feline friends.

YOU CAN FINALLY FIND OUT WHAT YOUR CAT IS ACTUALLY THINKING

In this book, Seamus Mullarkey introduces us to the acclaimed cat poet,
…Professor Fuzzy McMittens.

THESE POETIC GEMS OFFER A TAIL-SPINNING LOOK AT THE FELINE PSYCHE.

So, find a cozy spot, curl up with your favorite feline companion, and prepare to be whisked away on a poetic journey that will leave you feline fantastic.

Order your copy of “All Those Places I Could Pee” today and embark on an unforgettable adventure that will forever cement your bond with your fur-babies.

–After all, who can resist the allure of a book that combines laughter, love, and the intoxicating aroma of fresh catnip?

Make sure to add “All Those Places I Could Pee” to your collection,
or surprise the cat lover in your life with this hilarious gift…

–Get your hands on a copy for any occasion, from birthdays to Christmas.

–After you’ve read it yourself, we’re sure you’ll want to buy some copies for your friends.

–It’s the perfect gift for the cat lover who has everything….

THIS UNIQUE POETRY OF FUNNY CAT POETRY OFFERS:
Whisker-tickling Humor
Fuzzy McMittens unleashes a hilarious look at the feline mind.
Artistic Meow-sterpieces
The fantastic illustrations complement the poems, making this a visual feast.
A Unique Feline Perspective
Gain a fresh perspective on the world through the eyes of a cat.
A Cat-versations Starter
Spark engaging conversations with fellow cat lovers.
Feline-inspired Relaxation
Curl up in your favorite reading nook, and let the stress melt away…

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Pianist in a Bordello by Mike C. Erickson

Pianist in a Bordello by Mike C. Erickson

Pianist in a BordelloWhat would happen if a politician decided to tell the truth—the whole truth? Richard Youngblood, aspiring Congressman, is about to find out. He’s running on a platform of honesty and transparency—and against the advice of his friends and advisers he’s decided to start with himself. His autobiography will lay his entire life bare before voters just days before the election.And what a life he’s had. Born in a commune and named Richard Milhous Nixon Youngblood as an angry shot at his absent father, Richard grows up in the spotlight, the son of an enigmatic fugitive and the grandson of a Republican senator. He’s kidnapped and rescued, kicked out of college for a prank involving turkeys, arrested in Hawaii while trying to deliver secrets to the CIA…Dick Nixon Youngblood’s ready to tell all. He’ll even tell his readers about the Amandas—three women who share a name but not much else, and who each have helped shape and define the man he’s become. Are voters really ready for the whole truth?Are you?Pianist in a Bordello is a hilarious political romp through the last four decades of American history, from a narrator who is full of surprises.

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Funniest Dad Jokes & Quotes of All Time: Funny Book for Dads with Over 400 Hilarious Dad Gags and Joys of Being a Celebrity Dad

About Funniest Dad Jokes & Quotes of All Time: Funny Book for Dads with Over 400 Hilarious Dad Gags and Joys of Being a Celebrity Dad:

Become the funniest dad since the Stone Age with this funny book for dads packed with 400+ hilarious dad jokes and celebrity quotes about fatherhood. Including the history of dad jokes, “How a Caveman Invented the One-Liner,” this book is a celebration of the dad joke, uniting dad puns and funny celebrity quotes into a treasure chest of laughter only a dad can appreciate. We’ve scoured the internet, talked to dads everywhere, and dug deep into our own dad joke arsenal to bring you the very best in dad humor.

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Our Favorite Comedians: My Obsession with the Comedians I Love

About Our Favorite Comedians: My Obsession with the Comedians I Love:

Step into the spotlight and meet six stand-out legends of the comedy world, who have spent their careers bringing joy to people around the world.

Have you ever wondered why comedy performances are so entertaining?

Do you marvel at the talent of comedy stars and wonder how they are able to capture the attention of audiences and thrill them with their wit and humor?

Whether it’s a mockumentary on the everyday lives of typical office goers or a “golden” gang of grandmas charming the world from their kitchen… audiences enjoy anything that they can truly relate to and makes them laugh.

But what is it about these comedic legends that audiences find so captivating?

In this tribute to some of the biggest comedic superstars, you will explore the lives and careers of 6 of the most talented entertainers in comedy and film.

Inside the pages to follow, you will discover:

● A brief history of comedy – from the Greek amphitheaters to your smartphone screens, know how comedy has evolved over the centuries
● Quirky insights into why humans long for a dose of laughter – backed by science
● Charming snippets from the fabulous career of Betty White, the celebrated “Queen of the TV Screen”
● A journey through the inspiring life of Jerry Lewis, and his role as a cinematic pioneer
● A riveting account of one of Hollywood’s biggest stars, Jim Carrey, and the shocking incident that earned him millions of dollars
● Highlights from the animated life of Ricky Gervais – the outspoken comedian who often makes headlines for his controversial remarks and dry wit
● An exciting dive into the life of Whoopi Goldberg – find out the real story behind how she got named “Whoopi”
● A look into the newest generation of comedy legends, such as the lovely (and hilarious) Tiffany Haddish

And so much more!

If you’re searching to explore how these talented artists use humor to help change your perspective and bring a little more hope and optimism into your life – then look no further than this in-depth guide.
You’re just a step away from getting a power shot of comedy!

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Wagging The Dog: A Rescue Dog’s Funny Story by Kit James

About Wagging The Dog: A Rescue Dog’s Funny Story by Kit James:

Celebrity dog Elliott fears he’ll be sent back to the Dog Pound when he is fired from his starring role as a pirate dog in the Biffo Chunky Yums Ad campaign. Will he end up being a one-hit wonder? You’ll laugh all the way as Elliott digs deep to learn some risky new skills and tricks, but can he save the day? For once, Elliott is a willing participant in one of Adman Jamie’s craziest schemes that will involve all four of the celebrity dog’s timeshare owners. Now they must focus their bond of family and friendship on saving Elliott’s career. The drama goes right down to the wire on a sunny, Aussie Christmas Eve. It’s rescue dog Elliott to the rescue!

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The Workshop: Week One

About The Workshop: Week One:

Nine writers enter… only one will escape. (Figuratively—the door works fine.)

The Workshop: Week One introduces nine competitive college students who will battle for literary superiority and existential purpose over sixteen weeks of their Creative Writing in Various Media course.

Locking horns over prose, poetry, screenwriting, playwriting, and more over the course of the semester (and sixteen novellas), these disparate, bold, and burgeoning undergrads will use every literary tool at their disposal to prove they’re the one with the true calling. And their classmates? Nothing but future fans.

A meta Literary Fiction/Humor/New Adult/Romance experience unlike any other
Only $2.99, available via major eBook distributors

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To My Dear Mom: 504 entertaining Sudoku puzzles with quotes on motherhood and mother/daughter relationships

About To My Dear Mom: 504 entertaining Sudoku puzzles with quotes on motherhood and mother/daughter relationships:

No need for a special occasion to celebrate your mom!! Show her your appreciation by gifting her this book of 502 Sudoku puzzles (Easy, Medium, and Hard levels).

Each page features a quote reflecting the warmness of motherhood and the uniqueness of mother/ daughter relationships
Inside this book, you will find:
1) Personalized first page
2) 502 Sudoku puzzles (Easy, Medium, and Hard Levels)
3) 251 Quotes from well-known people such as Michelle Obama, Oprah Winfrey, that reflect the meaning of motherhood
4) Solutions at the end of the book.

Why Sudoku puzzles? Solving Sudoku puzzles helps with
1) Concentration and patience
2) Improve mental health by managing stress
3) Memory improvement
4) Keep brain active
5) much more!!

If you’re looking for a unique Sudoku puzzles book, then grab this book TODAY.

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RIMSHOT, VOL. 1, A Vintage Las Vegas Comedians Favorite Jokes and Anecdotes

About RIMSHOT, VOL. 1, A Vintage Las Vegas Comedians Favorite Jokes and Anecdotes:

Comedienne Phyllis Diller called Cork Proctor “One of the funniest men in Las Vegas.” This is the first in a collection of Cork Proctor’s favorite jokes and funny stories. In it you’ll discover a wide range of age-old and contemporary humor.
Some of his favorite jokes and stories are new, some are blue, and some are tried and true.

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Jane Smith’s Translation Dictionary of Everyday Lies, Insults, Manipulations, and Clueless Comments by Jass Richards

About Jane Smith’s Translation Dictionary of Everyday Lies, Insults, Manipulations, and Clueless Comments by Jass Richards:

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A funny but honest translation dictionary of common phrases people say to each other all the time …

A translation dictionary of common phrases (some) people say to (some) people, phrases that are actually lies, insults, manipulations, and clueless comments. Written by Jane Smith, a character in my A Philosopher, A Psychologist, and an Extraterrestrial Walk into a Chocolate Bar, an off-the-beaten-path first contact story.

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TurboJetslams: Proof #29 of the Non-Existence of God by Jass Richards

About TurboJetslams: Proof #29 of the Non-Existence of God by Jass Richards:

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You ever have a neighbour whose behaviour is so mind-bogglingly inconsiderate and so suicide-inducingly annoying that you just want to ask him, in a polite Canadian way, to please stop?

TurboJetslams isn’t like that.

Jass Richards’ new novel, TurboJetslams: Proof #29 of the Non-Existence of God, tells the tale of one person’s pathetic and hilarious attempts to single-handedly stop the destruction of a little piece of beautiful Canadian wilderness by the increasing numbers of idiots who couldn’t care less.

A perfect cottage-warming gift.

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Too Stupid to Visit by Jass Richards

About Too Stupid to Visit by Jass Richards:

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A themed collection of bits from Jass Richards’ non-existent stand-up career

Includes Too Stupid to Visit, We Should Put a Crocodile in There, Born that Way, Let the Cows Loose, Jass Richards does Europe, and Other Funny Bits

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The ReGender App by Jass Richards

About The ReGender App by Jass Richards:

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What if there was an app that could cloak you in a cross-gendered hologram? And it had a voice modulation module? Women could present as men and get better-paying jobs. Men could present as women and get groped in the subway. Cool.

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License to Do That by Jass Richards

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Rev and Dylan return from their ‘blasphemy tour’ to discover that Canada has adopted the Parent Licence Act: people who wish to become parents must apply for, and meet certain requirements before being granted, a licence. What if? After all, we require hairdressers and plumbers to be licensed. Dylan, freelance journalist, investigates, interviews, and observes; Rev, loose cannon, solves an ‘illegal fertilization’ mystery. They both occasionally get stoned and silly, and deal with a baby wolf who has adopted them.

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Dogs Just Wanna Have Fun by Jass Richards

About Dogs Just Wanna Have Fun by Jass Richards:

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Picking up where This Will Not Look Good on My Resume left off (sort of—is it a job if you really like what you’re doing?) (and don’t really get paid for it?), Dogs Just Wanna Have Fun is a collection of funny, feel-good, happy-ever-after dog stories (fiction) told by the ever-quirky, ever-sarcastic Brett. Also featured are her own two dogs, Kessie and Snookums, and her four regulars, Chum, Hunk, Little Miss, and Spunky Doo.

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