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Girth by Alex Henderson

About Girth by Alex Henderson:

Size matters. Or at least it does to Ed, nit-picking quantity surveyor and captain of his local pub football team who has faked a business trip abroad to get some cheap plastic surgery.

Ed intends to be even more of a man upon his return. But has he managed to keep this as secret as he thinks? Will this really be such a wonderful surprise for Fiona on their wedding night? And just who is this operation for anyway?

Alex Henderson’s outrageous comedy debut shows what it means to be a man with a small problem that just got bigger.

Much bigger!

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Camp Jane: The Winners Rally Round

About Camp Jane: The Winners Rally Round:

What if you could spend a summer as the Austen character you most resemble in a lush resort setting surrounded by the other quirky characters from Jane’s novels? Maggie Argyle has just that prospect ahead of her. This book is in the tradition of Austenland. Join a cast of Austen favorites as the winners rally round for laughter, love, camaraderie and intrigue, a summer of pure Jane fun.

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Too Much Information

About Too Much Information:

David Lee Stone has been a chronic oversharer since the moment he first learned to talk. In this brutally honest memoir told through a series of therapy sessions David recounts many hilarious tales from the 80s and 90s, recounting the lessons he’s learned. These include cautionary tales on why it’s never a good idea to deal with retail customers’ complaints using a sock puppet, why it was entirely possible to order obscene items that didn’t exist back in the glorious days of Blockbuster Video, why discovering what your dog REALLY thinks of you is a bad idea and how the sort of BMX bike you rode determined your pecking order at school.

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Oops-A-Navy by Gregg Bell

About Oops-A-Navy by Gregg Bell:

She thought he was neurotic. He thought she was psychotic. The Navy thought they were the perfect pair.

Shelby Ryder is a loose cannon. A Kansas farm girl, she became a Navy SEAL to avenge her parents, who were killed on vacation when a Russian sub torpedoed their catamaran. Earl Bernstein, from Chicago, became a SEAL to get away from his over-protective parents. Earl’s the sensitive type. He writes poetry and worries about his teeth enamel eroding.

The Navy thought by pairing them together they would balance each other out. They were wrong.

After brushes with the law and staying just this side of sanity, Shelby and Earl are on the verge of being de-SEALed. Now they’ve been given one last chance to redeem themselves.

It’s a simple enough mission: they’re tasked with finding a United States senator who disappeared in Cuba while playing golf. But then one day the president tweets that the Russians are responsible, and things get perilous in a hurry. Soon it becomes clear—if Shelby and Earl don’t get the senator back, the situation will escalate into a nuclear war. So into the steamy Cuban jungles filled with snakes, spies and a German tuba band, the pair ventures, breaking every rule of civilized behavior known to man as they desperately try to find the senator before the missiles fly or Earl runs out of anti-cavity rinse.

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gog and magog

gog and magog
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Gog and Magog
Genre-fiction, Comedy, Political Satire, Bizarre leaders, Fake Media, Unscrupulous Politicians , Hollywood Superstars.
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Gog and Magog
Bizarre politicians are dragging the world into a hallucinatory war!
In the nearest future, on the land of the hot wide desert and in the two capital cities of the two lunatic presidents. The two superpowers’ leaders with inflated egos and madness of aggrandizement, and the madness of controlling the world are dragging the world into a delusional, crazy, and uncontrollable doom war.
Two conflicted presidents, each driven by delusion and greed, dream of ruling the globe. To meet their goals, they resort to fraud, bribery, and corruption. Alexander Monroe – the president of the Democratic Organization, and Suleiman Assad – the president of the Free Islamic Forces, find themselves dragged into an inevitable war. Barney Chaplin the entertainer, the nerdy minister of education who opposes the idiotic war. He became Monroe’s deputy and was sent to the front lines in the Fata Morgana desert to entertain his troops, while clearly risking his own life. The performance of President Monroe and the members of his government is examined by the government psychiatrist Professor Cheers, and everyone understands that it is better that someone supervises her as well… During the illusory war, well-known Hollywood actors who have passed their time are forced to function as deadly commandos and go beyond enemy lines. Meanwhile, Barney is captured and looks to be executed until Monroe produces a plan to save him. Other countries and international organizations are restricted from intervening in this dire situation. Both leaders were charged with war crimes. To escape the consequences of their actions, they wield the Doomsday Device to hold the world hostage with incredible results.

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gog and magog

gog and magog
About gog and magog:

Gog and Magog

Genre-fiction, Comedy, Political Satire, Bizarre leaders, Fake Media, Unscrupulous Politicians, Hollywood Superstars.

https://youtu.be/SIZmx0t1JhQ SHORT ANIMATION LINK

Gog and Magog
Bizarre politicians are dragging the world into a hallucinatory war!
In the nearest future, on the land of the hot wide desert and in the two capital cities of the two lunatic presidents. The two superpowers’ leaders with inflated egos and madness of aggrandizement, and the madness of controlling the world are dragging the world into a delusional, crazy, and uncontrollable doom war.
Two conflicted presidents, each driven by delusion and greed, dream of ruling the globe. To meet their goals, they resort to fraud, bribery, and corruption. Alexander Monroe – the president of the Democratic Organization, and Suleiman Assad – the president of the Free Islamic Forces, find themselves dragged into an inevitable war. Barney Chaplin the entertainer, the nerdy minister of education who opposes the idiotic war. He became Monroe’s deputy and was sent to the front lines in the Peta Morgana desert to entertain his troops, while clearly risking his own life. The performance of President Monroe and the members of his government is examined by the government psychiatrist Professor Cheers, and everyone understands that it is better that someone supervises her as well… During the illusory war, well-known Hollywood actors who have passed their time are forced to function as deadly commandos and go beyond enemy lines. Meanwhile, Barney is captured and looks to be executed until Monroe produces a plan to save him. Other countries and international organizations are restricted from intervening in this dire situation. Both leaders were charged with war crimes. To escape the consequences of their actions, they wield the Doomsday Device to hold the world hostage with incredible results.

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THE FUNNIEST QUOTES BOOK

About THE FUNNIEST QUOTES BOOK:

1100 funny quotes. The Best Funny Quotes Collection, Arranged by 22 themes! A perfect gift for everyone!

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Reality Barks: A Rescue Dog’s Funny Story by Kit James

Reality Barks: A Rescue Dog’s Funny Story by Kit James

A rescue dog faces the reality of his unusual new life. Rescued before he was due to be euthanized and now a celebrity animal star, Elliott gives you a dog’s version of life, death and stardom. When two glossy Sydney metro couples rescue an ordinary Aussie mutt from the Dog Pound, he wonders why… especially when they change his name to Elliott! But he soon realizes that Jamie, the alpha-male of one of the couples, has plans for him… big plans! It’s a humorous Australian rescue dog’s tell-all tale about how he becomes a celebrity and wins their love.

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gog and magog

gog and magogAbout gog and magog:

Genre-fiction, Comedy, Political Satire, Bizarre leaders, Fake Media, Unscrupulous Politicians, Hollywood Superstars.

https://youtu.be/SIZmx0t1JhQ SHORT ANIMATION LINK

Gog and Magog
Bizarre politicians are dragging the world into a hallucinatory war!
In the nearest future, on the land of the hot wide Arabian desert and in the two capital cities of the two lunatic presidents. The two superpowers’ leaders with inflated egos and madness of aggrandizement, and the madness of controlling the world are dragging the world into a delusional, crazy, and uncontrollable doom war.

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Arkham Anonymous

About Arkham Anonymous:

As you walk into the basement, people sitting in a circle tell stories of cosmic horrors. Stories that cannot and should not be told depict a man stuck inside a never-ending nightmare. The dream filled with horrors embodies; a college student searching for the nameless church only to find oblivion, an assassin sent to kill a demonic rabbit and a young, trans woman kidnapped for sacrifice to an underground cult. The stories defy all comprehension. Welcome to Arkham Anonymous.

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Revolution

About Revolution:

We all know it’s not easy being a 21st century middle-aged, well-educated American with a decent job, no major health issues, no legal or financial problems, and plenty of family and friends. But most of us are pretty short on details. What exactly are the day-to-day challenges, not to mention the innermost mental and emotional processes, of folks struggling through this existence?
REVOLUTION attempts to illuminate these mysteries, and many more as well, by delving deeply into the lives of several such people. Join them as they laugh, cry, love, and hate. Share in their sweet triumphs and their devastating failures. Ride along with them as they courageously press onward, learning and growing, facing immense obstacles, rising up, finding a way, charting a course, chasing their dreams… all against the magnificent, paradise-like backdrop of Los Angeles, California.

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Dead Funny: Four Women, Four Dead Bodies…Well Ok, Five by Jinx James

Dead Funny: Four Women, Four Dead Bodies…Well Ok, Five by Jinx James

A fast-fading celebrity is prepared to do anything, yes anything, to capture the headlines again. Unfortunately, Annabel had picked a very bad day to kill her husband. Four equally ballsy women cross a moral line to get what they want, with unexpected consequences. Throbbing with dark humor, Dead Funny confirms that the world is as crazy and off-kilter as you always suspected.

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The Good Audit

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Free to Download August 11 – August 14, 2022!! Also available for free with KindleUnlimited subscription.

The Good Audit – a true-to-life satire poking fun at the work, environment, and culture inside today’s largest public accounting firms.

In a world where titles matter more than real names, Manager’s jovial and laid-back personality makes him different from his peers. People actually enjoy working with him and clients see him as far more practical and pragmatic than any other auditor they know.

However, the team’s new client, Widget Maker, will become the bane of Manager’s existence. Hitting all the artificial deadlines while meeting everyone’s unrealistic expectations mean that making it through this audit will take a minor miracle. After all, the Widget Maker finance team consists of the most incompetent group of un-professionals ever.

Will Manager’s easy-going attitude and laid-back style be enough to accomplish the impossible?

Find out now as you journey straight through the unexpected twists and turns in this seriously funny office comedy!

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The Dirtsheets, Volume 1

About The Dirtsheets, Volume 1:

The American’s American Richie Gunn is the new POW World Heavyweight Champion of the World. However, being champ has its consequences, like becoming the target of an entire roster full of modern day gladiators. Any given night, Richie Gunn may have to defend his title against the likes of the savage Samoa Ngo, resident drug dealer Sek-Sean 8 or “The Most Terrorizing Man in Sports Entertainment” Muhammad Jihad. Unfortunately for the champ, these bloodthirsty wrestlers will do anything for their shot at glory and the sold-out crowd. Satirizing professional wrestling and the politically correct, The Dirtsheets is a graphic novel for wrestling and comedy fans alike.

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Mindfulness for Everyone : How to Stop Being F^cking Rude to People! by Pieter Wesley Whittington

Mindfulness for Everyone : How to Stop Being F^cking Rude to People! by Pieter Wesley Whittington

Are you rude to others? Did someone ever tell you they didn’t like the way you spoke to them? Do you know someone who is rude?

If so, this book is for you or them.

This book is for the boss, the co-workers, and the parents. The book Mindfulness for Everyone shows you how to act in public and conduct yourself in a restaurant. All of course, without the cursing.

Also included in Mindfulness for Everyone is how to properly send an effective email to a co-worker without sounding insincere, rude, or terse. Sometimes parents have to be reminded of mindfulness when dealing with their children.

Mindfulness reduces stress and promotes well-being. By reading Mindfulness for Everyone for just 5 minutes a day, the reader will have a sense of purpose in life and will better understand how to treat others. With continued use of these mindfulness techniques, the reader will soon develop a sense of positive energy radiating outward. Spreading kindness and gratitude creates positive energy.

Take a journey toward peace and kindness and a shared life that is more balanced.

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SCAM A-LAMA HARDBALL by Jinx James

SCAM A-LAMA HARDBALL by Jinx James

A wickedly dark comedy of trickery, dodgy contracts, celebrity, lies and love – and a twisted plot to con the rock star.
Lured by an irresistible offer of a new album, rock star Marc Charles can’t believe his luck … until the deal turns sour. There’s something underhand going on with the mysterious overseas organization behind the album offer. But contracts are meant to be trashed, aren’t they? Except this offer will get Marc out of his finanial troubles. Torn by the dilemma of recording the shitty song that’s part of the deal and his desperate need to reboot his career, Marc signs the contract. He senses he’s the target of a stand-over tactic, but what can he do? Hell! – rewite the song and make it awesome. Trouble is he hasn’t written a hit for over a decade. Now there is so much to play for and too much to lose.

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Gog and Magog by Itzak Begerano

Gog and Magog by Itzak BegeranoAbout Gog and Magog by Itzak Begerano:

An insane battle of wills between two equally unscrupulous politicians thrusts their militaries (and ultimately the world) into the ultimate crisis.
Two feuding presidents, each motivated through delusion and greed, dream of ruling the globe. To meet their goals, they resort to increasingly unsavory acts of deceit, bribery, and corruption. Alexander Monro (President of the Democratic Organization) and Suleiman Aswad (President of the Free Islamic Forces) find themselves locked in an insane battle of wills. Vice president Barney Chaplin doesn’t believe in this war. Nevertheless, he was sent to the front lines in the Fanta Morgana desert to entertain the troops, risking his own life in the process.
The battle proves to be a trying affair as it forces many “has-been” Hollywood actors to act as deadly commando soldiers and go beyond enemy lines. Meanwhile, Barney is captured and looked to become executed until Monro puts a plan in place to rescue him. Other countries and international organizations are restricted from intervening in this dire situation—eventually, both leaders were accused of war crimes. To escape the consequences of their actions, they wield a doomsday device to hold the world at ransom to staggering consequences

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Jerry for President 2024

About Jerry for President 2024:

NOW FREE: “JERRY FOR PRESIDENT 2024,” a multimedia comedy screenplay retells the exciting, hilarious adventures of JERRY the chicken, who after several painful misadventures decides to run for the Presidency of the United States with the help of his human friends. “Wow, if I’m being totally honest, this is one of the funniest scripts I have ever read. This is really a fantastic work and I thoroughly enjoyed the read.” – Carli Haney, Stage 32. Jerry will rescue America when he proclaims, “Drill baby, drill!!” (This comedy contains adult language, not for kids.)

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Scam A-Lama Hardball by Jinx James

About Scam A-Lama Hardball by Jinx James:

Lured by an irresistible offer, rock star Marc Charles can’t believe his luck, but something underhand is going on with the mysterious overseas organisation behind the album offer. A wickedly dark comedy of trickery, dodgy contracts, celebrity and lies in a twisted plot to con the rock star. Jump into the sleazy side of Show Business and laugh out loud at the crazy plot twists in the fast-paced comedy crime novel. It’s a satirical look at the music industry and the world of Show Biz.

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The Mosquitobait Chronicles

About The Mosquitobait Chronicles:

Role reversals of great pun and excitement leads us to Moose and Bear, champions at pillaging campsites and drinking beer. But one misadventure of beer theft leaves them in dire straits, as one does not steal beer from the Rattle and Roll syndicate and get away with the transgression. Consequences forthcoming, they find themselves forced on a quest to find the elusive Hairy Popper, at all costs, and to bring him directly to the mob Boss, Bubbles the Snake.

Set in a backdrop of a fictitious Wisconsin State Park, The Mosquitobait Chronicles sets off on a journey of misadventure and beer chasing, where forest animals may or may not follow in their usual job descriptions.

Note: No animals were harmed in the making of this one hell of a funny, hilarious book!

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