About Liquid Cougar:
Dalton, Zander, and Dexter are all vying to win Stef’s heart and they will stop at nothing to please her. Unbeknownst to Stef, this is being orchestrated by her ex, Mark, who is secretly going to pay the winning suitor so he will be able to stop paying alimony. Will Stef find her true love amidst this secret game, or will all this backfire on Mark?
About My Dad is so Awesome!: 101 Great Jokes that Capture the Essence of Dadhood:
We built a better dad joke book just in time for Father’s Day. This book has better tools for their humor tool belts. Presenting… My Dad is so Awesome. In this book you’ll find over 100 original jokes across six broad categories of quality dad humor. And the kindle version is FREE the week leading up to Father’s Day.
Since dads love free stuff, here’s a sample joke for you from each category.
1. Dad Life: My dad is so adventurous he likes to test the limits of everything, especially expiration dates.
2. Tall Tales and Exaggerations: My dad’s beard is so tough that he uses it to sharpen his machete.
3. Puns and Groaners: When a dad is thinking of a joke it’s called “having a pun in the oven”.
4. Wisdom, Proverbs and Deep Dad Thoughts: Two wrongs don’t make a right. However, enough U-turns do eventually make the right turn especially if you didn’t consult a map.
5. Products that Dads Wish Actually Existed: The tractor beam that works on kids escaping in public.
6. Dad-Speak Translations:What dad says: “Go ask your mother.” What dad means: “I’m appealing to a higher authority.”
Also, did we mention the pictures? There are pictures too! That’s right, this book comes with 20 fabulous, original illustrations that help it capture the true essence of dadhood!
About My Dad is so Awesome!: 101 Great Jokes that Capture the Essence of Dadhood:
We built a better dad joke book just in time for Father’s Day. This book has better tools for their humor tool belts. Presenting… My Dad is so Awesome. In this book you’ll find over 100 original jokes across six broad categories of quality dad humor. And the kindle version is FREE the week leading up to Father’s Day.
Since dads love free stuff, here’s a sample joke for you from each category.
1. Dad Life: My dad is so adventurous he likes to test the limits of everything, especially expiration dates.
2. Tall Tales and Exaggerations: My dad’s beard is so tough that he uses it to sharpen his machete.
3. Puns and Groaners: When a dad is thinking of a joke it’s called “having a pun in the oven”.
4. Wisdom, Proverbs and Deep Dad Thoughts: Two wrongs don’t make a right. However, enough U-turns do eventually make the right turn especially if you didn’t consult a map.
5. Products that Dads Wish Actually Existed: The tractor beam that works on kids escaping in public.
6. Dad-Speak Translations:What dad says: “Go ask your mother.” What dad means: “I’m appealing to a higher authority.”
Also, did we mention the pictures? There are pictures too! That’s right, this book comes with 20 fabulous, original illustrations that help it capture the true essence of dadhood!
About Making very difficult things easy to do:
Synopsis – Making very difficult things really easy to do
Chapter one: Walk a mile in my shoes, if I had shoes.
The front door opens on the world of Bobs, the world’s self-declared highest achieving dog. This over-confident cockapoo, conqueror of high peaks, explorer of low places, shares insights from his successful life as to how he reached the pedestal of greatness and didn’t fall off. And you can become great too, he explains. Very difficult things are actually very easy to do, you just have to do what he does. Just don’t listen to the Yappy Dogs across the road. They know nothing.
Chapter two: Learning that the hole is greater than the sum of the parts.
Bobs’ literally unbelievable life story rolls on – from his race for space to international sporting success. He has a head full of memoirs and a cupboard full of certificates to prove it. We meet more members of his entourage and hear more of his incredible life, both in the local park and in the celebrity spotlight. Through each experience, Bobs offers tips as to how the reader can take one more step themselves along their own footpath to greatness.
Chapter three: Time to check the map and what’s for lunch.
Bobs’ story reaches amazing new heights, as an adventurer being the first to reach both the west and east poles, his blossoming film career, and we hear more about his domestic story, the upbringing that has made him the unconventional and inspirational dog he is today. Away from the adulation, we begin to understand that greatness is not, as it might appear, about fame and fortune, maybe greatness is not even the destination, maybe it’s something closer to home.
Chapter four: Navigating without a compass using the stars and instinct.
Things get a bit more surreal and complex. While Bobs is never lacking in tall stories and a smattering of hyperbole, has he stumbled in his outlandish meanderings on the reason for everything being the way it is in the universe? Can anyone follow his self-help guide to greatness mathematical formula? Has his new mountain rescue team in a place barely above sea level any chance of a call-out? And back in the local park, who will step in to save the sinking Day-Glo Pug in Part-time Lake?
Chapter five: Checking where we are is where we actually wanted to get to
Drawing the threads of absurdity together, Bobs sets out some methods for self-reflection. What is greatness on an individual level that means something to us all? Can the essence of greatness incorporate fallibility? The Pupmaster explains.
About The Funeral Critic:
For the first time higher criticism is applied to funerals and the funeral industry. For too long funerals have been depressing tear-fests which fail in effecting their first, or at least a primary, mandate, namely, to heal the emotional distress of the survivors. THE FUNERAL CRITIC calls out these blundering missteps and lays down guidelines which will make the service a more positive and potentially an enjoyable event. It also relates the professional difficulties of the Critic himself in his struggles to advance the recognition and acceptance of his socially-conscientious work.
About From the Keys by Galen Micheal:
Galen Micheal presents a zany collection of short stories covering a wide variety of elements, from a cursed chair to a real-life Djinn.
Constant throughout the whole collection are relatable characters, bizarre events, and an ever-present dash of humor.
You’ll love this book because it has the perfect blend of humor and mystery.
Pianist in a Bordello by Mike C. Erickson
Pianist in a Bordello What would happen if a politician decided to tell the truth—the whole truth? Richard Youngblood, aspiring Congressman, is about to find out. He’s running on a platform of honesty and transparency—and against the advice of his friends and advisers he’s decided to start with himself. His autobiography will lay his entire life bare before voters just days before the election. And what a life he’s had. Born in a commune and named Richard Milhous Nixon Youngblood as an angry shot at his absent father, Richard grows up in the spotlight, the son of an enigmatic fugitive and the grandson of a Republican senator. He’s kidnapped and rescued, kicked out of college for a prank involving turkeys, arrested in Hawaii while trying to deliver secrets to the CIA…Dick Nixon Youngblood’s ready to tell all. He’ll even tell his readers about the Amandas—three women who share a name but not much else, and who each have helped shape and define the man he’s become. Are voters really ready for the whole truth? Are you? Pianist in a Bordello is a hilarious political romp through the last four decades of American history, from a narrator who is full of surprises.
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The Book Of Failures by Amy Lyle
You will feel 20-32% better about your own life after reading The Book of Failures.
The book has been featured in The Atlanta Journal-Constitution, Northside Women magazine, Points North magazine, My Forsyth magazine, Alpharetta Life, 400 Life, Forsyth County News, and on morning shows Atlanta and Company and The Kelly Show and Focus Atlanta.
Reviews:
“THE FUNNIEST, WITTIEST, AND MOST RELATABLE BOOK A GIRL COULD READ.” -A. Evers of Blueline Scripture- “Don’t Read While Drinking (Your coffee, wine, etc. will shoot through your nose from laughing.)” – R. Johnson of Ivy Owl Reviews- “You will definitely appreciate your own family dysfunction as you read through Amy’s ‘Book of Failures.’ Can’t wait to see more.” -S. Pacey Northside Woman Magazine- “Delight in Amy Lyle’s 45 years of missteps, inadequacies and faux pas. You may appreciate your own dysfunction a little more as you take a journey through Amy’s debacles including: “I Was Not Talking to You,” where Amy mistakes a handsome man waving at her as a potential suitor but in reality, he was only trying to inform her that her belt was dragging on the freeway and “In the Neighborhood,” where members of a cult moving in concurred with a suspicious decline in the cat population. You will relish the chapters entitled “Calls from Sharon,” where Amy’s best friend rants about her kids not getting a fair shot because public schools are ‘so political,’ as her OB/GYN reported her vagina was ‘too clean’ and how the most eligible bachelor from 1982 married a whore. Enjoy “I’m Going to Kill You,” where Amy compares her lack of sleep from her husband’s snoring to CIA agents extracting secrets from a POW.”
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About Pianist in a Bordello:
Pianist in a Bordello What would happen if a politician decided to tell the truth—the whole truth? Richard Youngblood, aspiring Congressman, is about to find out. He’s running on a platform of honesty and transparency—and against the advice of his friends and advisers he’s decided to start with himself. His autobiography will lay his entire life bare before voters just days before the election. And what a life he’s had. Born in a commune and named Richard Milhous Nixon Youngblood as an angry shot at his absent father, Richard grows up in the spotlight, the son of an enigmatic fugitive and the grandson of a Republican senator. He’s kidnapped and rescued, kicked out of college for a prank involving turkeys, arrested in Hawaii while trying to deliver secrets to the CIA…Dick Nixon Youngblood’s ready to tell all. He’ll even tell his readers about the Amandas—three women who share a name but not much else, and who each have helped shape and define the man he’s become. Are voters really ready for the whole truth? Are you? Pianist in a Bordello is a hilarious political romp through the last four decades of American history, from a narrator who is full of surprises.
Pianist in a Bordello by Mike C. Erickson
About Pianist in a Bordello
What would happen if a politician decided to tell the truth—the whole truth? Richard Youngblood, aspiring Congressman, is about to find out. He’s running on a platform of honesty and transparency—and against the advice of his friends and advisers he’s decided to start with himself. His autobiography will lay his entire life bare before voters just days before the election.And what a life he’s had. Born in a commune and named Richard Milhous Nixon Youngblood as an angry shot at his absent father, Richard grows up in the spotlight, the son of an enigmatic fugitive and the grandson of a Republican senator. He’s kidnapped and rescued, kicked out of college for a prank involving turkeys, arrested in Hawaii while trying to deliver secrets to the CIA…Dick Nixon Youngblood’s ready to tell all. He’ll even tell his readers about the Amandas—three women who share a name but not much else, and who each have helped shape and define the man he’s become. Are voters really ready for the whole truth?Are you?Pianist in a Bordello is a hilarious political romp through the last four decades of American history, from a narrator who is full of surprises.
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About Let’s Swap Legs by George Fratton:
A scientist comes up with an innovative way to bring his freshly murdered wife back to life. A disgruntled bride takes a startling course of revenge upon her daredevil husband, who drives blindfold through the streets of Cairo for a bet. A lecturer walks the length of the Eurotunnel in search of a toilet. A man pushes his father down the Valley of Kings in the hope that the old man will join Tot Ankh Amoun and the rest. The light-hearted essays on language offer a respite from the blood-and-guts element of this collection of short stories.
About Boulong’s Cheese By Ricky Ginsburg:
FREE on Kindle Unlimited!!
The introduction of a successful vaccine against Covid has produced the unintended side effect of rendering all gunpowder in the world inert. Every weapon from a six-shooter to an atom bomb is now useless. However, on a fifty-seven-acre island in the middle of the Doubs River that divides France and Switzerland, a dairy farmer’s prized cheese spread has gone into short supply and the world is about to go to war over its loss.
“Boulong’s Cheese” is spitfire humor, biting satire, and just what the world needs now that the end of the pandemic is in sight. It pits the Queen of England against the new, bald President of the United States, and gives the Pope a way out of an embarrassing video. All the while, Boulong, the producer of the world’s most desired dairy products, tries to deal with his pregnant girlfriend and missing son.
About Lie of the Tiger:
Windy Mountain is a one-dog town because of a law The Mayor railroaded through years ago. But it’s a law two old men must break in this free novel, which begins a series.
A mysterious Irishman arrives to take charge of the Tasmanian Tiger Museum, only to discover the last manager left the building in a coffin – and the owners really don’t want him to succeed anyway.
Enter the old men.
They find real joy in upsetting The Mayor, who isn’t the mayor any more but remains just as obnoxious as he was when he was the only man in town with a pooper-scooper.
The Irishman has a confession of his own to make.
Funny, quirky characters hide behind many corners in this growing series.
About I don’t want that in my ice cream:
Sophie, ten (but she might be eight and a half or nine and three-quarters) puts on her mummy’s shoes and clip-clops into disaster and guilt. When her ‘best-est’ friend Jessica is on holiday, Sophie is so desperate for someone to play with that she ends up at the home of the weirdest girl in her school, who has a morbid interest in funerals… for soft toys.
As for their invented language, not only do Sophie and her ‘best-est’ friend understand it, but so do sinister beings from elsewhere in the universe.
After a hard day at school, she is horrified to be lectured at by complete strangers on subjects ranging from cinema to doggie poo. She finds herself swimming in a cup of weak tea with a toad, travelling back in time to WWII, and featuring in a bizarre documentary.
Step into the Kafkaesque and weird world of Sophie, her cantankerous mother and her doting daddy.
About The ISIS Affair: Putting the Fun Back in Fundamentalism by David Rich:
It’s a Mad, Mad World + Ishtar + Raiders of the Lost Ark = The ISIS Affair
Meet the most unlikely outlaws – two backpacking curmudgeons. One is a crotchety Brit, and the other is an ancient American.
When they attempt to smuggle priceless world heritage antiquities to safety, they find themselves in the crosshairs of none other than ISIS.
Their best-laid plans are thwarted by the hapless smugglers themselves. If not for a Yazidi Joan of Arc, these gents may not survive at all.
Sit back, relax, and enjoy this black comedy and satire on religion and nationalism that puts the fun back in fundamentalism.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Laugh out loud funny
Reviewed in the United States on March 28, 2021
I really enjoyed this hilarious, wild, chaotic, laugh out loud funny satire. Two old men are chased by ISIS as they wander across Syria. If you need a break from these trying times, or just a good laugh, READ THIS BOOK!
About STAR TREK NATION : An Englishman’s view of America:
Professor Lyndon N. Smith’s first book Why You Can’t Catch a Rocket to Mars was a light-hearted foray into the future, which went to #1 bestseller in all the Amazon categories it was listed under and received almost exclusively 5-star reviews. Now, having given us a whirlwind tour of science and technology, in this new book he focuses his attention squarely on the New World. Star Trek Nation: An Englishman’s view of America is a desultory and humorous telling-off of Americans that will be engrossing for you if you experienced, or have interest in, the TV, music, and/or atmosphere of the 1960s and 70s. The model the Professor uses for understanding Yanks is Star Trek and the lens through which he views them is Sherlock Holmes’ magnifying glass. So, if you have any interest in these legends of Anglo-American popular culture, you must read this book to fully appreciate how the reserved folks in the Old Country view the loud dudes one finds stateside, and vice versa. To cut a long story short, the Prof’s conclusion is that we in Olde England love you and we need you! (As I’m sure Ozzy Osbourne once said.) Even so, like most Brits, the Professor is not shy of tackling such important questions as: why do Yanks drive on the right (i.e. wrong) side of the road, what have they got against (hot) tea, and when are they going to get smart (as Trump would say), and adopt The Queen as their head of state? To get the answers, read on…
About Bombing In Bingham:
It seems to never be a dull day in the life of rookie police officer Paul Jamison!
Paul always wanted to be a police officer. His first step on the path to reaching that goal involved the role he played in stopping “The Great Cherry Bomb Attack” at his elementary school when he was in the fifth grade. Now, at long last, his dream was coming true. He was joining the ranks of the City of Bingham’s elite Police Department.
He knew he would have to work his way up in the ranks at the department. And he was more than ready to do just that. His adventures take him from solving “The Great Convenience Store Robbery” of a couple of candy bars and soda pop to piecing together evidence involving bombings that begin to rock the city.
Along the way he encounters a feisty old woman who thinks she’s saving gas by not turning on her headlights after dark to teenagers who call 911 over a dispute of what to watch on television.
But he knows, it’s all part of the job. And he wouldn’t trade it for the world.
About The Purebred and the Mutt by Dani Haviland:
She was a backwoods mechanic who didn’t watch TV and loved classic rock music. He was a world-famous reality TV star in a series that featured fast cars. After a fiery crash in his ’64 Mustang, they wind up together under the same roof in Forever, Montana. All looks promising for romance until a crazed fan arrives. And then there was the stowaway skunk… Fun romantic comedy!
About Pianist in a Bordello:
Pianist in a BordelloWhat would happen if a politician decided to tell the truth—the whole truth? Richard Youngblood, aspiring Congressman, is about to find out. He’s running on a platform of honesty and transparency—and against the advice of his friends and advisers he’s decided to start with himself. His autobiography will lay his entire life bare before voters just days before the election.And what a life he’s had. Born in a commune and named Richard Milhous Nixon Youngblood as an angry shot at his absent father, Richard grows up in the spotlight, the son of an enigmatic fugitive and the grandson of a Republican senator. He’s kidnapped and rescued, kicked out of college for a prank involving turkeys, arrested in Hawaii while trying to deliver secrets to the CIA…Dick Nixon Youngblood’s ready to tell all. He’ll even tell his readers about the Amandas—three women who share a name but not much else, and who each have helped shape and define the man he’s become. Are voters really ready for the whole truth?Are you?Pianist in a Bordello is a hilarious political romp through the last four decades of American history, from a narrator who is full of surprises.
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About The Weighing Of The Heart: A Cautionary Tale:
I Went To The Apocalypse And All I Got Was This Codpiece
Hey, it’s me, your pal Thoth, ibis-headed ancient Egyptian god of writing and magic. Like any good narrator, I’m actually a part of this story. I’ve been infatuated with the bovine goddess Hathor since I can remember. The problem is, she wants nothing to do with me and my birdy self. I have my own way of dealing with rejection, but can you believe my brother Set is a frustrated incel who takes out his rage on the world? He’s bent on the destruction of humanity! He even enlists the help of ancient mummified pharaoh Djet to set off a plague that reflects the depravity of his perverted soul…
Then there’s Akins, nerdy human Scribe living in Thebes who finds himself caught in the middle of all of this. A man after my own heart, he’s spent his life devoted to his craft and suddenly Set’s insanity turns his world inside and out. He’s gotta put up or… well, not shut up. More like he’s gotta put up or die. Same goes for Water Lily, apprentice to the renowned Apothecary Safiya. She just wants to learn her trade in peace. But instead of customers and mortars and pestles, the former street rat finds herself to be the last bastion of hope in the struggle for the very world!
No pressure!
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