About Random Acts of The Seriously Deranged:
Random Acts of The Seriously Deranged is a book full of weird, strange, and freaky one-panel cartoons.
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Too Big To Fail by Alex Henderson
About Too Big To Fail by Alex Henderson:
From the author of Girth and Not Going Gently comes the hilarious tale of someone finding life a little tough at the top.
Gentle giant Jacob Waxman probably isn’t the right person to be overseeing the ethics of a voracious international bank.
It was never his dream job and he’s giving it his best shot, but when he gets trapped on the top floor of the building, Jacob’s going to find out that truth is the first casualty.
Because he certainly can’t tell his boss Brittany. She thinks she’s finally seen a spark of ethical passion in him and had only just asked him out on the date he now can’t attend.
Nor does he feel he can tell his colleague Helen and that’s more painful. She and Jacob are the best of friends, but there’s always a lot unsaid between them and she’s prone to panic, so this could be another truth she can’t handle.
Somehow though, he does feel he can tell his online delivery driver. Which leads to some very unorthodox outsourcing solutions.
And yet this new approach to the truth he’s forced to live with may just fix Jacob’s failing career and his non-existent love life. Hell, it might even help fix some of the other problems in his life that need to be addressed.
Just so long as he can keep everything under control.
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Reality Barks: A Rescue Dog’s Funny Story by Kit James
Reality Barks: A Rescue Dog’s Funny Story by Kit James
Barney is a mutt in a dog rescue shelter who has only three months to get chosen for adoption or he will be euthanized. To his surprise two executive couples jointly adopt him, and he becomes a Time-Share dog, but one of his new pack has secret plans for him. Barney becomes Elliott on his entertaining and humorous journey from Mutt to Megastar.
To quote a reviewer: Elliott gives you a dog’s version of life, death and stardom.
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SCAM A-LAMA DING DONG: A Funny Noir Rock Star Rip-Off by Jinx James
SCAM A-LAMA DING DONG: A Funny Noir Rock Star Rip-Off by Jinx James
Slide into the sleazy side of Show Biz, the dodgy side, in this fast paced Noir mash up of Dark Comedy, Crime and Classic Rock. When you’ve been a Rock Star as long as Marc Charles, you’ve seen a few Scams in your time, but never one quite like this. Cory, the dude from California isn’t just after Marc’s rock star mansion. He wants the lot, and with his corporation’s scumbag shakedown scheme he aims to get it.
To Marc it smacks of an old-time SCAM A-LAMA DING DONG rip-off. “Us Rock ’n Rollers have been getting scammed and ripped off ever since they invented shiny suits and electric guitars,” Marc tells his pal Howie.
But Rock Stars don’t like being messed with, especially when their career is at stake and time is running out. Marc fights back, and boy, can he play dirty too! With the brains of his sidekick moneyman Howie, and Marc’s own charisma and front, he sets out to turn the tables on the “Pay-to-Play” scammers. Marc’s tough-as-nails Agent, the ever-horny Felicity, is right in the line of fire, and there’s a new girl too, Samira, aka Sam. But she’s from a different age. This alluring heartbreaker isn’t taking any of that Rock Dinosaur crap Marc tries to lay on her.
As he battles Cory, Marc keeps up the hi-jinks like any red-blooded rock star: Sex in a cupboard, duets with a Cowboy movie-star, a déjà vu jig-a-jig with his knife-throwing ex-wife – it’s all here, along with a Classic Rock and Soul soundtrack. That and some kinky KO’s from Morgana, a crazy Bad-Girl TV star, a little hot guitar, plus an absolute nutcracker of a plot twist at the end.
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Diffidentia
About Diffidentia:
Free humourous fantasy novel – Tingo the diffident dwarf is…well…diffident. A trait that has ruled his life and caused him to turn to drink to compensate for that lost feeling he always has.
Now, about to lose his job and his home, Tingo is chosen to undertake the nine Royal Relic Champion deeds to determine the true ruler of Dangally.
But when he discovers that he himself has a bigger part to play in the destiny of his realm, he must become the protector the people want, and prevent the bogus monarch from marrying the Princess Aliza of Haerie and plunging all Haerie Dangallese into a bucketful of the King’s objectionable spurn.
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Big League Balderdash: Tall Tales of Dandies, Thugs & Cheats Who Forged Our National Pastime by Tracy Tomkowiak
About Big League Balderdash: Tall Tales of Dandies, Thugs & Cheats Who Forged Our National Pastime by Tracy Tomkowiak:
Baseball’s Origins Reimagined… Complete with Dozens of Player Profiles and Over 100 Illustrations!
Forget Abner Doubleday, the Elysian Fields, and the rest of those antiquated chestnuts from the past — Big League Balderdash turns the myth of baseball’s origins on its head and replaces it with a fresh, satirical revamp flavored with a twist of biting humor and irony. Follow the game from the mid-1800s as it hurls headlong through its first four decades, beginning as a rustic diversion in a logging camp and culminating with the first-ever “World’s Series,” a winner-take-all contest between industrialist J. Barron Sterne’s prim and proper American Association League and pugnacious National Frontier League headed by chirpy beer baron Pete Schnockerd. Along the way you’ll encounter the ballplayers: the swilling, gambling, fighting and bamboozling characters who turn the game into America’s pastime. Big League Balderdash is a rollicking tale that’s as true as a legend ever is.
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Back 4 More! by Mark Gunning
Back 4 More! by Mark Gunning
Don’t these boys get it? How many times must they get into trouble before they catch on? Best friends William and Thomas are back at it again with even more action and adventure. The poor community of Itchygooney isn’t safe when William has a plan. This time there’s an attack drone, a ghostly rocking chair, a slam-dunking wizard, and a UFO. Will these boys ever be stopped? Let’s hope not!
Back 4 More is the fourth book in the ongoing I Told You So series of humorous stories shared in short standalone bursts. If they were any longer you couldn’t handle it!
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Not Going Gently by Alex Henderson
About Not Going Gently by Alex Henderson:
Things aren’t going so well for elderly widower Mitch.
His daughter thinks he’s rushed himself into a residential dementia centre before he becomes a burden upon her. In truth he’s more worried that if he doesn’t lock himself away then the secrets of his past will get out.
The care home could be a whole lot nicer, but it’s all he can afford and, anyway, Mitch is determined. He’s sold his house and signed his freedom away. Let them take care of him for the muddled remainder of his days.
Except that he’s not really in need of a place like this yet. And far worse – his former best friend and old band mate Ray is already here.
The last person he’d ever want to be trapped with.
Especially since the secrets are about him.
With a cast of vivid characters who will shock and delight in equal measure, Alex Henderson’s latest is a poignant and darkly hilarious tale of friendship, regret and the need to squeeze the juice out of every day we’re given.
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Screwballs & Short Hops: Four Classic Base-Ball Stories by Tracy Tomkowiak
About Screwballs & Short Hops: Four Classic Base-Ball Stories by Tracy Tomkowiak:
The History of Baseball Turned on its Head—Four Vintage Tales in One Volume!
BIG LEAGUE BALDERDASH: A rollicking tale of the first four decades of baseball with dozens of player profiles and in the center of it all a colossal clash between the rich and powerful industrialist J.B. Sterne and the pugnacious beer baron Pete Schnockerd—with the entire future of the game up for grabs.
VS.: Speaking of clashes, two hard-scrabble baseball rivals, Chester Deevers and Bill “Spit” Mullansky duke it out with their teams in a no-holds-barred playoff contest to see who survives each other’s blatant cheating. Chock full of foul language, over-the-top antics and sudden bursts of violence, this is vintage baseball at its finest!
BARNSTORMIN’: Flynt Doyle is down on his luck. Once a star outfielder for the Chicago Unions, he’s now been kicked out of the game for his habitual drunkenness and his only way back in is to manage the hapless Baltimore Federals, the worst team ever to play. Follow Doyle as he drags the team across the country on a barnstorming tour in search of a way out of their misfortune.
LEFT FIELD: The baseball era of the 19th century has long been forgotten, but an odd bit of memorabilia has managed to pop back into the present day.
FREE to read on Friday, June 11!
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Girth by Alex Henderson
About Girth by Alex Henderson:
Size matters. Or at least it does to Ed, nit-picking quantity surveyor and captain of his local pub football team who has faked a business trip abroad to get some cheap plastic surgery.
Ed intends to be even more of a man upon his return. But has he managed to keep this as secret as he thinks? Will this really be such a wonderful surprise for Fiona on their wedding night? And just who is this operation for anyway?
Alex Henderson’s outrageous comedy debut shows what it means to be a man with a small problem that just got bigger.
Much bigger!
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Effervescent Elixirol by Tracy Tomkowiak
About Effervescent Elixirol by Tracy Tomkowiak:
An offbeat tale of foibles, folly, and the drive to be the World’s Strongest Man.
He’s the champion weightlifter of his time…the Stout Powerhouse…the Germanic Juggernaut…the Great Reinhard! Unbeaten for years, Humbert Reinhard faces his greatest challenger yet and it couldn’t come at a worse time as his overworked body begins to betray him. Determined to uphold his title, he resorts to consuming a dubious quack medicine that promises to rejuvenate him but instead jeopardizes his future and further strains his relationship with his manager brother, Julius. Follow the Great Reinhard as he attempts to steer his fate from ruin to glory—risking life, limb and ligaments along the way.
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A Stormful of Pickles by Elliott Fassbinder
About A Stormful of Pickles by Elliott Fassbinder:
The year is 2011, a week before Christmas, and the worst storm in twenty years is about to descend up Maidstone.
Mrs Francesca Dobbs, is thirty-three years old, a dinner lady, and a regular churchgoer. Ten years earlier, to escape her father, an overbearing and controlling Lutheran Pastor, she agreed to marry Mr Edward Dobbs. A dull, lumbering, and pious fellow. A rushed union proves to be just that – rushed. And Fran finds herself trapped behind walls of her own making. Still, she accepts her fate with stoicism and sinks into a life of grey domesticity. Her only buffer to the monotony of her existence are her weekly visits to a lavish tearoom ensconced in a luxurious Hotel. And for two hours, she is no longer Mrs Edward Dobbs, but a bright young thing on a grand liner exploring the globe. At home, she treats her sexual deprivation with an endless stream of pseudo erotic novels set in a bygone era.
This is all about to change…
After the school staff Christmas party, the storm hits. Fran huddles under a tree and waits for the bus. It doesn’t come. A Good Samaritan arrives, Peter Pearson, head of the English department. Though he turns out to be not so good. Peter is a sex addict. Will it be possible for Fran to repel the charms of this broken Irishman and chart a course back to tranquil waters?
The odds are stacked against her.
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Bottomless Cups
About Bottomless Cups:
“Grumpy Old Men With a Coffee Buzz!”
As senior citizens go, Teddy Greenwald might be described as a former class clown with life experience. Ray Starck is a only slightly more serious – sort of like the one kid in a mischievous group who somehow never gets caught. Their friendship has endured through more than a dozen Presidents, marriages, careers, innumerable bottomless cups of coffee and, not least, one another.
With so much shared history, the pair carries with them a vast treasure trove of memories. Some are great fun to dust off and reminisce about every once in awhile. A few of those memories, though, are secretly happier kept well below the surface.
When an old school friend decides to make a movie based on their lives, however, Ray and, especially Teddy, are forced to look back on themselves in vivid Technicolor. They find that facing your own life – past, present, and diminishing future – in one sitting can be considerably more challenging than it appears on the silver screen.
In the spirit of A Man Called Ove, Joel Bresler’s charmingly funny novel is a series of journeys between present and past, with characters who are amusing yet recognizable. They still have a taste for adventure, as long as it doesn’t require too much bending.
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Goat in the Meze
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When a hapless American couple find themselves stranded in a backwater Greek fishing village, they little envision falling in love with the pace of life and the quirky local residents. Transport yourself to Greece with this feel-good farcical comedy.
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The Headless FloridaMan
About The Headless FloridaMan:
A Floridian trailer park meets the Legend of Sleepy Hollow in this hilarious horror novella
Five tweakers in a Florida trailer park think they’ve committed the perfect crime: kill a drug dealer. They feel pretty good after dumping the body and splitting the loot. The killer crew isn’t as cocky a couple weeks later as the headless drug dealer hunts them down one by one. Will they be able to escape or can they rely on help from a plumber to combat the resurrected menace?
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The Trump Dictionary: Coffee Table Edition
About The Trump Dictionary: Coffee Table Edition:
In an attempt to provide a tad bit of levity and relief from the last four years of an unprecedented level of division within the United States, the Trump Dictionary has compiled a funny but very scary collection of all things. Donald Trump. This includes quotes, themes, catchphrases, memes, and most important words that our 45th President has made up in his one-of-a-kind, very original inarticulate style. Yes, by complete ‘baffoonism.’ What’s Baffoonism? Hell, we don’t know, it sounds good. When the Tweeter-in-Chief (aka) @realDonaldTrump is involved, there are no rules; you just make it up as you go. Enjoy.
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Life Begins When The Kids Leave Home And The Dog Dies
About Life Begins When The Kids Leave Home And The Dog Dies:
FREE for one week only starting 1 May 2021.
Chapter 1. A California girl named Barb met her prince of a guy. He was tall, dark, and handsome. (Actually, he was a Republican. But he was definitely tall.) They fell in love, and got married.
Chapter 2. He brought her to his castle in England and they lived happily ever after. THE END**
**Luckily, 35+ years of living happened between Chapters 1 and 2, giving Barb plenty of material for this collection (in no particular chronological order) from her newspaper columns, articles, blog posts, and that time she killed Mom.
And that’s before Chapter 3 even starts.
“I have learned to put down the coffee and place breakable objects at a safe distance when a post from Barb Taub comes up. It is very hard to drink coffee and laugh at the same time without redecorating the desk…”—author Sue Vincent
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the Singularity
About the Singularity:
The Singularity has been realized and initiated by a group of Hong Kong programmers. Their artificial intelligence system has been invented and is fully self-conscious, only– they fucked up– the AGI is abhorrently politically correct. A group of comedians from Los Angeles rebel against this new and insidious world leader.
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The Dirtsheets, Volume 1 by Richie Richards
About The Dirtsheets, Volume 1 by Richie Richards:
The American’s American Richie Gunn is the new POW World Heavyweight Champion of the World. However, being champ has its consequences, like becoming the target of an entire roster full of modern day gladiators. Any given night, Richie Gunn may have to defend his title against the likes of the savage Samoa Ngo, resident drug dealer Sek-Sean 8 or “The Most Terrorizing Man in Sports Entertainment” Muhammad Jihad. Unfortunately for the champ, these bloodthirsty wrestlers will do anything for their shot at glory and the sold-out crowd.
Satirizing professional wrestling and the politically correct, The Dirtsheets is a graphic novel for wrestling and comedy fans alike.
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Get The Yak Out
About Get The Yak Out:
Ben’s approach to basically everything in life is to choose the path of least resistance. Muddling through and staying under the radar while exerting the least amount of effort is how he rolls. On the one day when he really has to get home through, a complete London public transport standstill suddenly hampers his plans of smoothly getting across the city. Having to fend off what feels like pretty much everyone in the city – be them friend or foe, local or foreign, dead or undead – makes his journey so much harder. This is the story about one cynical hipster’s race against the clock to get somewhere he didn’t really want to be in the first place.
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