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Eww Challenge by Elisa Anderson

About Eww Challenge by Elisa Anderson:

This Game is Not for the Fainted Hearted!

If you get nauseous easily, do not play this game.
If you get squeamish at the sight of blood, do not play this game.
If you throw up easily at the sight of disgusting things, not play this game.

You have been warned!!!

The aim of this game is to outlast your opponent in a disgusting picture staring contest where you must look at a horrible picture shown to you by your opponent for 10 seconds.

There are ten rounds of disgusting pictures for 2 players.
If you can outlast the count down without twitching a muscle in your face and being perfectly still during the count down, you win a point for that round.
If you can’t stand the mess you see, you get none.

Are you up for some disgusting game play

Load this game in your kindle, grab an unfortunate friend and try not to get nauseous or say “Eww” in the Eww Challenge Book-Game!

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He’s That Guy: Life Is Hard…Especially When You’re an A-Hole

About He’s That Guy: Life Is Hard…Especially When You’re an A-Hole:

The laughs are non-stop in this satirical memoir. This book takes a jab at anyone who takes themselves too serious. The humor is ribald, irreverent, self-depreciating, often-adolescent, and sometimes vulgar. Each chapter of this book is a short, zany vignette about how the author learned to overcome being born as an incurably lazy and irresponsible asshole.

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If You See Kay Run

About If You See Kay Run:

This light, sexy read will have you chuckling for sure. Filled with double-entendre, tongue-in-cheek, and adult humor, BJ’s living her truth.

In If You See Kay, Run, Bobbi Jax, AKA BJ, reaches out to flick the cheek hiding in the bushes. Plastic! But oh so real looking, and creepy enough to interrupt her romp in nature with hot cop, Peter Harris. Creepy enough that BJ and her best friend, Kay decide to retrieve the discarded mannequin from the park that night, tie it to the roof of their car, and drive it back to the bar she manages. Creepy enough that it lights up social media like a beacon calling in the crazies.

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Time Is Irreverent

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AN IRREVERENT, LIBERAL, TWISTY, TIME TRAVEL COMEDY!

What if you could make a change to history that would eliminate the Spanish Inquisition, American slavery, World War II, global warming, and an egomaniacal US president who thought he was smart enough to drop nuclear bombs here and there without negative consequences? What if that change also made the United States and 5 billion people poof from existence? Would you do it?

When alien time travel specialists, the Krichards, learn of President Handley’s game of dodge the mushroom cloud, they race to Earth to investigate. For them, the question of whether it’s worth it to change history is easy to answer, but they will only proceed if the human they deem best qualified to represent Earth agrees to make the change. Erasing Handley’s nuclear annihilation will require a quick jump to AD 31 to correct an error in history. If the Krichards select a brilliant scientist or an elite athlete for the task, Earth may be in good hands. Instead they select Marty Mann, a mildly successful travel writer whose only superpower is not taking life too seriously. What could possibly go wrong?

Spanning from the Cretaceous period to 2056, Time Is Irreverent is a hilarious, thought-provoking satire, with unpredictable twists, colorful aliens, huge dinosaurs, a smokin’ hot lesbian from the future, and a cameo from Jesus Christ himself!

Publisher’s Warning: This book is intended for a liberal audience and features satirical content that may not be appropriate for Donald Trump supporters or those who are offended by views that challenge traditional religious beliefs. Common side effects include wide smiles, sudden laughter, and occasional snorts. Reader discretion is advised.

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31 New Year’s Resolutions for the Uninspired by Tony Snark

About 31 New Year’s Resolutions for the Uninspired by Tony Snark:

** Free Dec 31 – Jan 4th. **

Do you like New Year’s resolutions for other people?

If so, you’re not alone. As a matter of fact, I’d bet you’re in the secret majority.

Resolution zealots rejoice over the yearly tradition. The rest of us pretend to care. When asked what our resolution is, we mumble an incoherent response, hoping no one seeks clarification.

But now, there’s another option.

I’ve developed a list of 31 resolutions—one for each day of January—for the uninspired. These sarcastic declarations will allow us to answer resolution-zealots until their interest wanes.

If you want to arm yourself with a ready response, or if you want to be entertained, pick up a copy of 31 New Year’s Resolutions for the Uninspired today!

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Everyone in LA is an Asshole by Sarah Fuller

About Everyone in LA is an Asshole by Sarah Fuller

LA is a beast. A city that swallows most with its glamour and glitz.
Not Sarah Fuller though.

Stubborn and relentless, Sarah refuses to be changed by her surroundings. Often, she takes a cynical approach, judging the world around her, though never taking anything too seriously.

Thrown back into the dating arena in her late thirties, Sarah encounters brand new challenges.

Readers will laugh out loud at the adventures and mishaps this sassy protagonist gets herself into. She explores LA life, seeing it through her unique lens.

Hair extensions, goat yoga, socialites and all the strangeness that comes out of LA weave together in this crazy, episodic adventure.

Can you handle the absurdities?

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Christmas Confessions & Cocktails by Vicki Lesage

About Christmas Confessions & Cocktails by Vicki Lesage:

American-turned-Parisian Vicki tells it like it is, from crazy Christmases growing up in the Midwest to even crazier holidays in her new home in France. Bizarre gifts, stomach-turning food, and holiday travel disasters are just some of the tales you’ll chuckle at! This Christmas-themed memoir features 25 funny and heartwarming essays, all with a tenuous tie to Christmas, and pairs each with a delicious drink recipe. So grab your martini shaker and get ready for tasty cocktails and hearty laughs this holiday season!

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The Case of the Not-So-Fair Trader (A Richard Sherlock Whodunit Book 1)

About The Case of the Not-So-Fair Trader (A Richard Sherlock Whodunit Book 1):

A despicable stock trader is found buried under an avalanche of his own garden rocks, causing fired-from-the force- Richard Sherlock to be yanked off the bowling alley and whisked to the crime scene by his pampered protegee Tiffany Richmond. He must prove murder and stop payment of the twelve-million-dollar Richmond Insurance policy.
Nothing makes sense. Crime scene is a mess. There is no money trail. There are too many motives from too many suspects who have too many alibis. Worst of all Sherlock’s bad back is acting up, his ex-wife wants more money and the murder investigation is putting a serious dent in his parenting schedule of his two daughters.
Richard Sherlock hates his job, and may be a reluctant dick, but he is better at finding the WHO in WHODUNIT than anyone else.

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Too Good For The Hood

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“Too Good for the hood,” a new Black American comedy receiving rave reviews from critics: Lenny Kravitz, the big hearted, diminutive Staten Islander faces the cruel, unrelenting recession of 2008. This new grad accountant/math major ends up hopelessly unemployed, then learns he has a serious medical condition. Unbelievably, boldly, he overcomes his misfortune and becomes the hero of the hood. It’s a story of heart, and pure determination. “Captivating, “Addicting.” “. . . laughing all the way.”
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Bwanana Chaos: A Novel

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A marijuana farm.
A runaway girl.
A “tribe” of hippies.
Not all journeys of self-discovery start the same way…

Kitty, a young successful LA resident, has it all—good education, fashion career, rich friends, handsome boyfriend. But there comes the moment in her life when she realizes—chasing money and other people’s dreams is not what life is about. Lies, gossips and backstabbing creep up on her like snakes in the jungle until one day she has a meltdown.

And she runs…
All the way to her long-time friends who are in charge of a pot farm… There Kitty finds herself in a community of free-spirited people who gathered together for seasonal work. She doesn’t fit in and she could care less. Full of bitterness and despise for the individuals that snobby and stuck-up Kitty would never in any other circumstances even talk to she reluctantly joins them for “trim” work and unwillingly becomes a witness to their lives full of experiments and craziness.
And that’s when things take an interesting turn…

“Bwanana Chaos” is a strange, funny and exhilarating tale of chance, change and letting go. It’s a journey into a place where weed growing is just another regular job, crazies are in the majority, deviants and breaking rules are the norm, nonsense makes total sense, strange becomes familiar and chaos is beautiful. “Bwanana Chaos” is a celebration of freedom, new beginnings and an entertaining journey into the West Coast cannabis culture.

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Dupes-A-Navy

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Being Navy SEALs was everything to new partners Shelby Ryder, a Kansas farm girl, and Earl Bernstein, a hypochondriac from big city Chicago. They completed their first mission successfully, but okay, in the process they accidentally blew up an F-16, wiped out a regiment of Cuban soldiers and caused an international incident. Despite the little hiccups, they were expecting a hero’s welcome, so they were stunned when the unscrupulous administration in Washington duped, dumped and, worst of all, de-SEALed them.

The Navy always thought for them. Now they have to think for themselves. And that’s a scary thought.

They’re downhearted but not defeated. Despondent but not done. No, embers of the SEAL spirit still burn within them, and along with their de-SEALed commanding officer, eighty-five-year-old Bertha “Bull” Gompers, they set out to clear their names, be re-SEALed and prove to the world that they’re not zeros. They’re heroes.

In their minds anyway.

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The Incredible Life of Joey Coletta: A Screenplay by Michael Martin De Sapio

About The Incredible Life of Joey Coletta: A Screenplay by Michael Martin De Sapio:

Joey Coletta is an ordinary kid in 1950s California whose life goes from drab to dramatic when he wins the lead role in a family sitcom on television. But Joey’s fictional family life seems so much better than his real one, where he is the only child of separated parents. Can Joey reunite his parents and recreate a sense of community? Can a nine-year-old survive in the fast-paced world of Hollywood?

“The Incredible Life of Joey Coletta” is a funny, heartwarming tribute to the beloved domestic sitcoms of the 1950s and ’60s. A story about family, faith and creativity, it explores growing up in the “Leave It to Beaver” era and what it was like to be a child star during the golden age of television.

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Confection Connection

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Valentine’s Day looms large for Mina Kitchen–a 40-something single sans boyfriend, and a catering disorder to beat the band. Should she set her sights on Chef? Flirt with James? Romance fills the air (or is that fried chicken?) but dates remain elusive as thefts rattle the shop owners of Lancaster “Pee-Ay.”

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Rich, Famous, And Ass-Less by Dr. Fu LoveShit

About Rich, Famous, And Ass-Less by Dr. Fu LoveShit:

There is something wrong with this relationship. Is it the fact that he abuses her? Is it the fact that she likes it? Maybe it’s the fact that she wants to get her glass cracked. Wait. . . she wants what? If you’re confused then you must read this story to make sense of it all. And remember to wipe the frown off your face because it looks like a hairy dick.

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The Last Ghoul-Chaser

About The Last Ghoul-Chaser:

Follow the journal of retired Ghoul-Chaser Rick Stoned as he aides his friend William Featherman on one last adventure.

After Rick attends the funeral of his friend and former Ghoul-Chaser, Pauly Vuckman, he meets with William, another former Ghoul-Chaser, who now runs his family’s mortuary business.

After Dr. Egotta Strangler was killed in a laboratory accident, Rick and William are all that are left of the ghoul fighting crew. Rick confesses that his time is coming to end as a cancerous infection in his lungs has spread rapidly. Soon, William will be the last Ghoul-Chasers.

But when William’s teenage niece, Patricia Toenail, finds an old foe in her closet by the name of Zoto: The Rectal Specter, the two must face a past that has returned to haunt them.

William and Rick discover tunnels under Patricia’s house completely encased in green, stinky Ghoul Goop that contain enough ectoplasmic material to bring an army of ghosts and spooks to life. When they try to “plug the hole” they discover the source is pouring out of the old Ghoul Max-Prison Container in the abandoned headquarters.

And they have no way to fix it.

Digging through Egotta’s notes for an answer, they will have to ask old friends, Lou Loser and Diana Michaels for help. When Diana’s son, Oliver, a huge Ghoul-Chaser fan, offers to assist and send out a worldwide call to arms, the pair are reluctant, but desperate and recruit the teen fanboy and his homemade Ghoul-Blaster.

When all their efforts to fix the Prison have failed, they discover that Zoto may be working for her old master, Dozer the BubbleFartShooter. If Zoto’s old mate, Sphincter Sphinx, possess Lou again then the two ghouls could open a portal and unleash Dozer on Earth.

As they race for answers, the potato-head monster Vegan the Vegetarian bursts through the Prison with thousands of ghouls at his command. He plans to merge with Dozer and destroy the planet once and for all.

William, Rick and Oliver race to Center Park to close the portal where a giant Vegan and his army are there to greet them. All appears lost until Oliver’s call is heard and thousands of Ghoul-Chasers from around the world join in the fight to destroy the villainous ghouls and send them back to their own dimensions.

And their efforts will require great sacrifice.

When the dust settles, there will be only one Ghoul-Chaser.

Maybe.

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Peas, Carrots and an Aston Martin

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“A coming of age story for the mid-life crisis generation.”

When George Sibley dies, his only son, Eric, has no idea that his inheritance will come with conditions. Now, if Eric is to ever get his hands on his father’s treasured Aston Martin, he must somehow juggle his hectic career and family life in the city, with regular visits to the small riverside town of Burlam. Life for Eric quickly becomes a chaotic kaleidoscope of grumpy pensioners, wellington boots and vintage auto-mobiles, fraught with heavy machinery mishaps, missed deadlines and drug raids, the result of which leave his marriage, job and sanity hanging in the balance.
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Peas, Carrots and an Aston Martin is a light-hearted and humorous tale of a man who reluctantly goes digging amongst the weeds in order to discover his roots.

Praise for Peas, Carrots and an Aston Martin

“The story flows really well and the entire concept had me simultaneously laughing, cringing and crying. It’s a brilliant mash up of people and places.”

“I loved some of the characters within this book, they were so deliciously lovely, quirky and believable, even when at their most absurd.”

“It’s a book that oozes charm.”

“Wonderful book to get lost in. Adored the characters and loved the way the book was written – very easy to read and I loved, laughed & cried in equal measures – great!”

“So many funny moments, the prose is witty and bouncy, and I can’t wait to read more from the Author”

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Teaching Frankenstein: A Cautionary Tale

About Teaching Frankenstein: A Cautionary Tale:

Teaching Frankenstein is NOT your traditional inspirational story about the struggling educator. It’s far from it. Absurd, dark, and profane, it’s told by an unnamed antihero who cuts away education’s façade and exposes the truth behind being a modern professional.

It is a story about the friendship forged through adversity. Told through a series of bizarre vignettes inspired by the author’s experiences, it shows the journey of a young teacher on a misguided adventure to resurrect dead dreams. The task is simple, teach Frankenstein at a struggling, urban school to reinvigorate his dying career. What he doesn’t realize is that to teach a book about monsters, he’ll first have to deal with his own.

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Christmas Bizarre

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What do Santa’s Sidekick, a dead lawyer and a geriatric vampire have in common? Meet Mina Kitchen. Her luck is getting weird, and her cat’s gnawing elf gear is weirder. Okay, and getting kidnapped a couple of times in one week is a little strange, too.

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Kitchen Addiction!

About Kitchen Addiction!:

Meet Mina Kitchen, a 40-something single who likes to cook – and cook and cook. Her zest for whipping up trays of canapés is dwarfed only by her weird luck and mountain-lion size cat, Vinnie. Set in Lancaster, PA, you’ll find a cast of funny characters, plot twists, and recipes.

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101 Uses Of a Used condom by Paul Gwilliam

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101 Uses Of a Used condom
The world has gone recycle crazy. You can now do your bit for the environment by recycling your little rubber friend. There are so many uses for the Used condom and you don’t even need to clean it first.
You’ll find 101 Uses for a Used condom in this book that will keep you entertained until your John Thomas is ready to play again. Get your hands on this funny book. Adult humour.

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