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Grobetrotting: Travel the World Laugh by Laugh

About Grobetrotting: Travel the World Laugh by Laugh:

Award-winning TV producer turns travel disasters into comedy gold. Thai pirates, Vietnamese massage mishaps, midnight golf, and a pig incident that became an international affair. These true travel tales from the South Pacific will have you laughing out loud and grateful you weren’t there. Perfect escape reading!

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Unicorn Joke Book for Kids by Tim Zak

About Unicorn Joke Book for Kids by Tim Zak:

The biggest unicorn joke book is filled from cover to cover with only unicorn jokes and is the perfect gift idea you can share with friends and family for hours of laughing. Great for little kids, bigger kids, silly grown ups, anyone who loves unicorns.

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Will That be Cash or ‘Cuffs? by Yvonne Blackwood

Will That be Cash or ‘Cuffs? by Yvonne Blackwood

Crack up laughing when you read this hilarious coming-of-age story that teens, young adults, and readers aged 92 will enjoy.
Bobby graduated from high school but defied his parents’ wishes to go straight to college. After wasting two years of his time, he decides to attend college. His parents refused to pay all his tuition fees, so Bobby took on a part-time job as a security guard to help cover his expenses. On the job, he learns unbelievable things about the world “out there”, the dark side of the grocery industry, the ingenious methods of stealing in supermarkets, and encounters a bizarre cast of characters who appear and disappear like extraterrestrials. The story incorporates the relationship between a mother and son.
Meet some of the characters converging on the supermarket:

Wilbert Wiley-guard, modern-day Don Juan gawks after all hot chicks.
The Three Amigos, steals Listerine to get their fix.
Angel, little old lady steals body cream to be soft and smooth.
One-leg Carlos, camouflages missing leg for carrying basket.
Pierre Tremblay, thief from Montreal, seafood lover

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The Festivus Haggadah

About The Festivus Haggadah:

This Festivus Haggadah uses the classic haggadah as its template, and fuses as much of the Seinfeld canon – and particularly, the curious details of the Festivus holiday – as possible into it. It’s a tribute, an homage, a comedic fusion, and something you can enjoy around the Festivus or Passover table. Two holidays, for the low price of one.

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Tripping Over Your Cane

About Tripping Over Your Cane:

A light-hearted fuck-it look at the uphill decline toward decrepitude

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Will That be Cash or ‘Cuffs? by Yvonne Blackwood

Will That be Cash or ‘Cuffs? by Yvonne Blackwood

Crack up laughing when you read this hilarious coming-of-age story that teens, young adults, and readers aged 92 will enjoy.
Bobby graduated from high school but defied his parents’ wishes to go straight to college. After wasting two years of his time, he decides to attend college. His parents refused to pay all his tuition fees, so Bobby took on a part-time job as a security guard to help cover his expenses. On the job, he learns unbelievable things about the world “out there”, the dark side of the grocery industry, the ingenious methods of stealing in supermarkets, and encounters a bizarre cast of characters who appear and disappear like extraterrestrials. The story incorporates the relationship between a mother and son.
Meet some of the characters converging on the supermarket:

Wilbert Wiley-guard, modern-day Don Juan gawks after all hot chicks.
The Three Amigos, steals Listerine to get their fix.
Angel, little old lady steals body cream to be soft and smooth.
One-leg Carlos, camouflages missing leg for carrying basket.
Pierre Tremblay, thief from Montreal, seafood lover

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An Aspiration to Lie Flat by Stanton Fenwick

About An Aspiration to Lie Flat by Stanton Fenwick:

Terrence Winkworth never asked to be a social media sensation. In fact, he asked very specifically not to be one. Fate, in the form of a corporate sweepstakes, had other plans. Now, thanks to an ill-advised contest win, a meddling CEO, and his father’s uncanny ability to monetize anything with a pulse, Terrence finds himself the unwitting star of an online livestream he can’t turn off.

His house is full of influencers. His every move is scrutinized by an audience that worships his complete lack of charisma. His personal assistant might be a double agent. His bodyguard refuses to let him flee. And worst of all, there’s a bus full of clout-chasing teenagers rolling up to his property at this very moment.

All Terrence wants is to disappear quietly into obscurity. But when he finally gets a chance to escape, he lands himself in an even bigger mess.

Terrence is left with only one option: survive.

For readers who enjoy:
• The absurd misadventures of a reluctant protagonist
• The social satire of Wodehouse, if Bertie Wooster had to deal with TikTok
• The sheer, unrelenting chaos of Arrested Development
• Kafka with a laugh track
• Watching someone else’s life spiral out of control from a safe distance

Come for the sweepstakes win, stay for the lawsuit.

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I Don’t Give a Sh*t Parenting Guide: How to NOT Raise Future D*ckheads by A.D.R.

About I Don’t Give a Sh*t Parenting Guide: How to NOT Raise Future D*ckheads by A.D.R.:

Parenting books keep promising you inner peace, perfectly behaved kids, and family harmony.
This is not one of those books.

“I Don’t Give a Sh*t Parenting Guide: How to NOT Raise Future D*ckheads!” is the brutally honest, laugh out loud guide for parents who are just trying to survive the chaos without losing their minds or their sense of humour.

Inside, you’ll find real talk about:

Toddlers who negotiate screen time like lawyers

Birthday parties that cost more than your rent

Homework meltdowns that turn you into obsessed artists

Nutrition guilt, Instagram-perfect mums, and celebrity “experts” with personal chefs

The art of raising decent humans in a world full of nonsense

If you’ve ever hidden in the bathroom with a cup of coffee just to escape your kids for five minutes, this book is for you.

Written with wit, sarcasm and more truth than most parenting manuals can handle, I Don’t Give a Sh*t Parenting Guide will make you laugh, nod and finally feel like you’re not alone in the madness.

Perfect for fans of “Hurrah for Gin,” “Why Mummy Drinks,” and “Confessions of a Scary Mommy,” this book is the honest parenting companion you didn’t know you needed.

Parenting isn’t about being perfect, it’s about surviving, swearing, laughing and maybe (just maybe) raising humans who aren’t total d*ckheads.

So grab your coffee (or wine) and dive in!

Loved it? Hated it? Either way, your review helps other parents find this sanity saving guide and maybe even saves a few more minds (and marriages) along the way.

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Mondays With Morty: Offbeat Lessons for Success by Jim Tilberry

Mondays With Morty: Offbeat Lessons for Success by Jim Tilberry

Mondays With Morty is a humorous spoof of some of the most iconic books about success, from “Think and Grow Rich” to “The Secret.” Every week 85-year-old Morty Goldberg teaches a new success lesson to young Walter Dill who is deferential and naïve. Morty is a retired businessman who drinks heavily, gambles a lot, and has an over-sized libido. He also swears like a sailor. His lessons are often absurdly flawed and comically confusing. Although a friendship develops between the elderly mentor and his young pupil, Walter pays a price again and again for Morty’s twisted advice. If you’re at all familiar with the success-book genre, this funny satirical book is a must-read. There is adult language, so it’s not for children. The eBook is FREE to download on Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday, November 17th – 19th.

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Our Bahamian Slanguage by Ricardo A. Newbold

About Our Bahamian Slanguage by Ricardo A. Newbold:

💬 “Dis book sweet, bey!”
Welcome to Our Bahamian Slanguage — the laugh-out-loud, heartwarming, and proudly authentic celebration of Bahamian sayings, stories, and spirit.

From “If ya don’t hear, ya gon feel” to “Dog don’t bark at parked cars,” every page captures the rhythm, resilience, and laughter that define island life. With humor and heart, Ricardo A. Newbold turns everyday expressions into unforgettable tales — part comedy, part culture, and all Bahamian.

This is more than a book — it’s a keepsake of who we are.
A collection that will make you laugh, nod, and whisper, “Muddasick, das true, yunno.”

🌴 Inside You’ll Discover
50 classic Bahamian sayings — each brought to life through The Slanguage Six™, a six-part blend of meaning, story, and wisdom.

Bey Talk Before Da Lesson — short, funny warm-ups before each story that feel like sitting on the porch with your favorite uncle.

A full Heritage Gallery — 4 pages of stunning Bahamian life photography capturing laughter, legacy, and love.

Teacher & Student goldmine — perfect for literature, language arts, and cultural studies classrooms.

The Bahamian Slanguage Glossary — a witty, modern A–Z guide to local lingo and living.

❤️ Why Readers Love It
Whether you’re Bahamian, Caribbean, or simply in love with culture and storytelling, this book will make you laugh, reflect, and feel right at home.

It’s Chicken Soup for the Island Soul — packed with humor, wisdom, and nostalgia that transcends border

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Science Joke Book for Kids by Tim Zak

About Science Joke Book for Kids by Tim Zak:

When it comes to joke books about science, here’s the perfect birthday gift for kids who tell jokes because it is stuffed from cover to cover with humor about biology, chemistry, physics, earth science, microbiology, and astronomy. Create that special bonding experience through laughter that is ideal for little kids, bigger kids, silly grown ups, just about anybody who loves laughing at smart science puns or physics jokes.

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Sophistication by W.M. Bernstein

Sophistication by W.M. Bernstein

This unique book brings together serious neuroscience and seriously deadpan humor, resulting in an opus that can best be described as Sigmund Freud meets Dave Barry meets Malcom Gladwell amateur science—minus the amateur part.

Sophistication suggests how readers can become more competent thinkers, able to interpret complex issues and make better decisions in all aspects of life.

Four states of mind, which if chronic become your personality are described: shmo, schmuck, schadenfreudist, and sophisticate. The goal, for anyone hoping to get ahead in life, is to become a sophisticate—and learning how is a real trip!

The book lampoons the self-help genre itself (Dale Carnegie’s famous advice boils down to influencing people by using their name a lot and wearing a hat); Major League Baseball (it’s an orthodox religion); and Vladimir Putin (Stalin Lite).

Sophistication offers keen insights into the biological, psychological, and sociological causes of behavior that could help you achieve success—or not. Either way, this book takes you on a fascinating foray into the inner workings of the human mind.

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Dirty Verse

About Dirty Verse:

Dirty Verse is a book of humorous, satirical rhyming poetry that breaks from social norms and toes no lines. It’s sometimes offensive. It’s sometimes idiotic. It’s occasionally thoughtful. At times, it can be witty, charming, or gross (rarely simultaneously). It is always funny and will lift your time spent on the toilet, or during a five-hour flight delay at the airport, to new heights. Each poem has been honed to maximize its nonsense quotient, with generative AI images added to enhance the visual experience. Enjoy the madness.

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Lawyer Humor Handbook: The Complete Tome of Lawyer Jokes, Stories, Amusing Transcripts, Puns, and Witticisms by Ronald H. Clark

Lawyer Humor Handbook: The Complete Tome of Lawyer Jokes, Stories, Amusing Transcripts, Puns, and Witticisms by Ronald H. Clark

Cheer yourself and others up with the Lawyer Humor Handbook. Excellent resource for ice breaking when you are giving a speech, need a fun gift—especially for a lawyer, or want to lighten up any gathering or celebration. This Handbook compiles the whole gamut of lawyer jokes, stories, puns, court transcripts with lawyer faux pas, and other lawyer witticisms.

In this Handbook you’ll find:

210 Humorous lawyer stories
62 Courtroom transcripts with lawyer gaffes
83 Question and answer lawyer jokes
19 Law school amusements
38 Punchy puns and word-play bits
2 Legal writing funny pieces
26 Hilarious one-liners
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Uncensored History | The Six Wives of Henry VIII

About Uncensored History | The Six Wives of Henry VIII:

Henry VIII wasn’t just a king with a wife problem. He was the original toxic boyfriend with nuclear-level power and serious commitment issues. Six women walked down the aisle with him, and their stories will make every dating disaster you’ve ever experienced look like a minor inconvenience.

From the Spanish princess who refused to disappear quietly to the widow who outsmarted the most dangerous man in Europe, these women were playing real-life Survivor Renaissance style. Some lost their heads, others lost their freedom, but all of them changed history in ways Henry never saw coming.

Buckle up for the most dysfunctional family drama in European history, complete with religious revolutions, political scandals, and plot twists that would make soap opera writers jealous. Because when the dust settled, the real winners weren’t who anyone expected.

Warning: This book is seasoned with very sharp language, if you know what I mean.

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Mr. Matheson’s Arithme-TIPS

About Mr. Matheson’s Arithme-TIPS:

Mr. Matheson has always believed that math is the secret code to life. As the beloved, if somewhat befuddled, math teacher of Everly Heights, he tackles everything from division to dating, applying a bizarre but heartfelt logic to every problem.

Join our earnest hero Bill Matheson as he navigates the complex equations of life, love, and loss, one “Arithme-TIP” at a time. From finding the perfect ratio for a cake to a midnight encounter with a dark troll wizard, this collection is a testament to the idea that solving problems doesn’t always add up to happiness. This collection is a nostalgic blend of heartfelt character-driven storytelling and offbeat humor, all set in the mid-90s.

Featuring the first 40-ish “Mr. Matheson’s Arithme-TIPS” web comic strips, this book also includes a peek behind the curtain with personal thoughts on the concepts, references, and themes that inspired each strip from series creator Bill Meeks.

Can you really solve “L + F = H” (Love + Family = Happiness)? Mr. Matheson is about to find out, whether he likes it or not.

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A Phallocrat’s Manifesto

About A Phallocrat’s Manifesto:

Every man has his own principles. When you respect them, he respects you. But what happens when that line is crossed?

For me, it happened when my brother let his feminist girlfriend move into our apartment—without even asking me. One day, I just opened the door and boom—there she was. Taking over the fridge with vegan food, claiming my bedroom, and leaving me to sleep on the couch with her bizarre cat, which she somehow trained to hate me.

Honestly, I didn’t do anything to deserve this. I’m a good person… I think. The hardest part? I can’t speak my mind openly, because it would upset my brother—and disappointing him is something our recently deceased mother would’ve hated. So instead, I pour all my frustration into writing. I post online a manifesto of sorts, filled with theories about why feminism is toxic and how its mindset is slowly castrating masculinity.

Alone, in a world full of men enslaved to women.

Little did I know what the consequences would be.

This is a romantic comedy based on true events—a sarcastic take on the absurdities of modern feminist thinking.

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David Lammy on the Run – A Political Comedy Adventure

About David Lammy on the Run – A Political Comedy Adventure:

The most comedic member of Parliament in history is, without a doubt, David Lammy, which is why Bruce Masters joked in 2019 in David Lammy on the Run that the man who once thought white papal smoke was racist (yes, really), the man who cold-called half of Britain and the man who wrestled with Sky News reporters when asked about anti-Semitism in the UK Labour Party would one day become prime minister of the United Kingdom….

As David is now deputy prime minister, this six-year-old work of British political satire, which gently pokes fun at his anger management issues and Lammy seeing racism everywhere, has become far more than dark humour, it is now a comedic prophecy.

David Lammy, the U.K. member of Parliament for Tottenham, faces his greatest challenge to date—surviving Bruce Masters’ fictional world in David Lammy on the Run – A Political Comedy Adventure.

David is joined by friend and foe alike; however, at times it seems impossible to know who he can trust and what the consequences may be of forging alliances with the likes of Jeremy Corbyn and Tony Blair….

Join David Lammy, Tony Blair, Jeremy Corbyn and Diane Abbott in the unexpected and comedically uncompromising David Lammy on the Run.

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Rum 101 for Dummies Like Me by Jeff Peddle

Rum 101 for Dummies Like Me by Jeff Peddle

Rum 101 for Dummies Like Me invites you on a spirited and humorous voyage into the world of rum—from the frosty streets of Newfoundland to the tropical shores of the Caribbean. Author Jeff Peddle, a former George Street bouncer turned rum collector and self-described part-time philosopher, delves into the rich, often tumultuous history of rum. Exploring its bitter origins linked to the slave trade, and its colorful chapters—pirates, Prohibition, naval lore, tattoos, and iconic characters like the “real McCoy”—this book blends wit with whiskey-soaked history. You’ll learn about Newfoundland’s passionate affinity for Lamb’s, Screech, and Jamaican rums and uncover tales of Captain Morgan’s tsunami-ravaged grave. Designed for bartenders, history buffs, and curious sippers alike, it’s a rollicking blend of laughter, learning, and plenty of “Newfie” rum stories that makes each bottle—and every story—come alive.

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Mello Jello Magoo

About Mello Jello Magoo:

Follow a young couple, as they grapple with both comical and dramatic events their new pet brings plus the emotional and financial realities about owning pets. This book explores concepts on pet sharing for modern times. Your love is priceless, can pet sharing be in your future? The Pet Sharing Revolution, you heard it first right here!

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