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The Quest For The Holy Hummus

About The Quest For The Holy Hummus:

The Quest For The Holy Hummus (The Chickpea Chronicles: Book 1):
Despite being a regressive and unhelpful stereotype, it was nevertheless accurate to say that dragons were aggressive, bloodthirsty brutes. Not George, though. He’s a self-professed ‘decent’ individual with a penchant for organic cookery, gardening, and making his own clothes. Oh, and he’s a vegan, you know!
George’s adventure begins when he decides he wants some hummus. However, as Dragonville definitely isn’t the sort of place to find chickpea-based snacks, he sets off towards People Town to visit his favourite place in the whole world, the glorious Farmer Fred’s feel-good, local, family, fair-trade, organic wholefoods store.
Follow George as he traverses Dragonville, desperately tolerating the idiots who wander into his path – before continuing on towards lovely, civilised People Town where unfortunately our heroic, massive, fire-breathing reptile encounters further unwarranted prejudice.
Will George get his delicious dip? Will he make any new friends? Will years of suppressing his true instincts make him have a terrifying and very-public nervous breakdown? Find out!

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Corporate Psycho by Anthony Ranieri

About Corporate Psycho by Anthony Ranieri:

If it weren’t so funny, it would be serious, very serious. The corporate world is gripped by a virus of bad behaviour. The corporate psychopaths have taken over.

Disgusting, selfish and downright mean behaviour is dressed and camouflaged as acceptable. We have gone to the dark side. The pressure of delivering year-in-year-out on the undeliverable has made it easier to disguise, but only for a short while, as karma reigns in those guilty. What has happened to the good guys, the standard-bearers of normality, decency and honesty? They are out there, plugging away, day in day out, fighting the good fight in the right way of course.

Let us not despair, let us look for our champions like Max Clarke as he goes head to head, chapter by chapter, in this mockumentary, a true confession of all sorts, as he takes on the psychopaths of big corporations and expose their rearguard and senselessness. The game is corporate snakes and ladders in a journey of witty confrontations, settling each score one by one at corporation Klink.

Corporate Psycho is a satirical expose of a business enterprise and organisation of people coming together in their pursuit of dominance, fame, success and greed. It comes at the expense of decent colleagues, ethical values and the fabric of the organisation and what it originally stood for.

Get your copy of this two-hour short read and laugh away, as you will never see your workplace in the same way again!

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Not Going Gently by Alex Henderson

About Not Going Gently by Alex Henderson:

Things aren’t going so well for elderly widower Mitch.
His daughter thinks he’s rushed himself into a residential dementia centre before he becomes a burden upon her. In truth he’s more worried that if he doesn’t lock himself away then the secrets of his past will get out.
The care home could be a whole lot nicer, but it’s all he can afford and, anyway, Mitch is determined. He’s sold his house and signed his freedom away. Let them take care of him for the muddled remainder of his days.
Except that he’s not really in need of a place like this yet. And far worse – his former best friend and old band mate Ray is already here.
The last person he’d ever want to be trapped with.
Especially since the secrets are about him.
With a cast of vivid characters who will shock and delight in equal measure, Alex Henderson’s latest is a poignant and darkly hilarious tale of friendship, regret and the need to squeeze the juice out of every day we’re given.

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Jaemore House: The Second Floor by Misty Brewer

About Jaemore House: The Second Floor by Misty Brewer:

Marsha has left her socialite life behind, moving herself and her daughter, Cindy, into an older apartment building in the historic district. With dashed dreams behind her and high hopes in front of her, she tries to decide the next steps to building a new life, but Cindy is insistent their new apartment home has ghosts.
Miles and Carol led a full life. They raised their children, worked until retirement, and have been married longer than they can remember. Now, as Miles’ memories start to become confused, their lives consist of simple routines within their small apartment, until the day their paths cross their new neighbors, Marsha and Cindy.
As their friendships grow and their worlds broaden, Carol and Marsha find a new strength in friendship to face their daily challenges. While Carol is used to Miles hearing voices as part of his dementia, she is surprised to find Cindy is hearing the same voices. Could they actually be ghosts? Is their new friendship strong enough to conquer what they might find?

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The How-Not-To Guide to Parenting and Marriage

About The How-Not-To Guide to Parenting and Marriage:

Being a parent isn’t easy. Being in a marriage isn’t easy. Even the best of parents and spouses have moments of poor choice and selfishness that shape the dynamics of family life.

Rather than fret or offer yet another perspective on how to attain relationship perfection, Jon Ziegler has decided to simply laugh. This collection of stories isn’t likely to improve your perfect parenting or marriage strategy, but does provide the reader with a chance to laugh at Ziegler’s, and perhaps their own, imperfections.

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Journey of a JuBu

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Orthodontist Jacob Silverstein is not your typical tooth-straightener. He’s a novelist by night who dreams of becoming a best-selling author. Challenged by enigmatic literary agent, Maggie, to kill off his snarky protagonist Adam Freeman and revamp his novel into a memoir, he tries to save Adam by sending him on a quest for inner peace in a noisy world. Thus begins a spiritual, life-changing odyssey that plunges Adam into real-life, challenging situations as he seeks to understand himself. Filled with powerful, wise, and practical lessons on finding balance and cultivating mindfulness, Journey of a JuBu is an enchanting story that delights as it teaches.

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Journey of a JuBu

About Journey of a JuBu:

Orthodontist Jacob Silverstein is not your typical tooth-straightener. He’s a novelist by night who dreams of becoming a best-selling author. Challenged by enigmatic literary agent, Maggie, to kill off his snarky protagonist Adam Freeman and revamp his novel into a memoir, he tries to save Adam by sending him on a quest for inner peace in a noisy world. Thus begins a spiritual, life-changing odyssey that plunges Adam into real-life, challenging situations as he seeks to understand himself. Filled with powerful, wise, and practical lessons on finding balance and cultivating mindfulness, Journey of a JuBu is an enchanting story that delights as it teaches. On sale for a limited time from 2/15 to 2/22!

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50 Shades of Worf by Christopher D. Schmitz

50 Shades of Worf by Christopher D. Schmitz

A back-alley brawl between the furries and the bronies.
Deadpool cosplayer keeps stealing all the erotic pegasus artwork.
Someone’s necronomicon opened a tentacle portal in the men’s room.
Two cops go undercover at a comic-book convention to stop Wil Wheaton’s murder.

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Penny Pinching Tips for the Morally Bankrupt

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Penny Pinching Tips for the Morally Bankrupt is a fantastically funny, wonderfully weird, and surprisingly sincere collection of short stories, humor pieces, and miscellaneous bits. In this explosively original debut, Libby Marshall plumbs the depths of suburban despair, female desire, and the ever-present feeling that death could claim us at any moment.

Debra, an unhappy billionaire’s wife, decides to resurrect the 18th-century trend of hiring a man to live on their property as an ornamental garden hermit. An elderly serial killer, bored by her dull nursing home existence, finds a deadly new purpose when her high school nemesis ends up living down the hall. In 1953 a young couple drives to Makeout Point where instead of an evening of heavy petting, they find mountain lions, a man with no gaps in his teeth, and the opportunity to kill Henry Kissinger. Within these pages, a man tries to date after losing his wife to The Salem Witch Trials, a Wi-Fi router gains sentience, a series of cardboard boxes oozing with smoky-sweet baked beans mysteriously appear at a woman’s front door, and a Chuck E. Cheese is haunted by the spirit of Princess Diana.

Boldly strange, deliciously satirical, and laugh-out-loud hilarious, Penny Pinching Tips for the Morally Bankrupt swings from the grim and ghastly to the exquisite and lovely. This one-of-a-kind book takes the reader on a surreal journey through the compulsory despair of daily life and concludes that the only sensible reaction to that much pain is laughter.

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First Date

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What possible scenario could bringing your parents on your first date seem like a good idea? Tom and Martha should never have met, yet a one chance in a million developments brought them together. Tom cannot believe his great luck, but will his natural shyness keep him from asking Martha out? Finally, the First Date is scheduled only to have a series of unfortunate incidents try to derail it.

This hilarious short story is a must read for anyone who has ever had an unconventional First Date. The big question is whether there will ever be a second date?

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Girth by Alex Henderson

About Girth by Alex Henderson:

Size matters. Or at least it does to Ed, nit-picking quantity surveyor and captain of his local pub football team who has faked a business trip abroad to get some cheap plastic surgery.

Ed intends to be even more of a man upon his return. But has he managed to keep this as secret as he thinks? Will this really be such a wonderful surprise for Fiona on their wedding night? And just who is this operation for anyway?

Alex Henderson’s outrageous comedy debut shows what it means to be a man with a small problem that just got bigger.

Much bigger!

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Kitchen Addiction!

About Kitchen Addiction!:

Meet Mina Kitchen, a forty-something single who likes to cook – and cook and cook. In fact, her zest for whipping up trays of canapés is dwarfed only by her weird luck and mountain-lion size tabby cat, Vinnie. Things get really complicated when she learns that her neighbor Vito is in a witness protection program, and her dry cleaner deals in prescription samples. Set in Lancaster, PA, you’ll find a surprising cast of characters, humorous plot twists, red herrings and actual recipes. Well, some of the recipes are real. The others you might to take with a pinch of salt, and some Tums.

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Too Big To Fail by Alex Henderson

About Too Big To Fail by Alex Henderson:

From the author of Girth and Not Going Gently comes the hilarious tale of someone finding life a little tough at the top.

Gentle giant Jacob Waxman probably isn’t the right person to be overseeing the ethics of a voracious international bank.

It was never his dream job and he’s giving it his best shot, but when he gets trapped on the top floor of the building, Jacob’s going to find out that truth is the first casualty.

Because he certainly can’t tell his boss Brittany. She thinks she’s finally seen a spark of ethical passion in him and had only just asked him out on the date he now can’t attend.

Nor does he feel he can tell his colleague Helen and that’s more painful. She and Jacob are the best of friends, but there’s always a lot unsaid between them and she’s prone to panic, so this could be another truth she can’t handle.

Somehow though, he does feel he can tell his online delivery driver. Which leads to some very unorthodox outsourcing solutions.

And yet this new approach to the truth he’s forced to live with may just fix Jacob’s failing career and his non-existent love life. Hell, it might even help fix some of the other problems in his life that need to be addressed.

Just so long as he can keep everything under control.

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Millennial Struggle

About Millennial Struggle:

Kiara Patel is an Indian-American Millennial surrounded with disasters, chaos, and misadventures as she navigates dating life in the Millennial era. On the other hand, Jason is the most rational, realistic and going-with-the flow type of individual who has a way with women but struggles to live the American Dream, typical of many young Millennials today.

Kiara’s fear of not finding love bollywood style and Jason’s unreadiness for commitment along with their cultural differences put their love life on a roller coaster of laugh-out-loud interracial romantic comedy! Taking new adult contemporary romance to the next level of entertainment full of fun, adventures, humor and love that truly melts your heart.

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The Influencer

About The Influencer:

“Grass’ prose displays a sharp, confident voice flavored with indelible metaphors.”
-Kirkus Reviews

“Grass has the ability to find ideal moments for a good punchline or wisecrack.”
-Self Publishing Review

A Romanian sorcerer.

A nudist limo driver obsessed with Back to the Future.

A ten-foot-tall vigilante who mutilates their victims.

…and one old man who has been keeping a secret for half a century.

Out in the desert, a chasm opens that glows crimson below. The possessed, cellphones drilled into their heads, run wild through the streets of New York. And, a 24-hour MDMA-fueled dance party surrounding a site of ancient evil.

All this and more, in:

THE INFLUENCER!

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Peaches & Paprika: Celebrating All Year Long by Carol Lowbeer

Peaches & Paprika: Celebrating All Year Long by Carol Lowbeer

Once the Christmas holidays are over, Peaches & Paprika, two funny sister calico cats have you covered! “National Hangover Day,” on January 2 (too much catnip?) comes next, followed by Bubble Bath Day on January 8 and National Hugging Day on Jan 21, to name a few! Later in the year, on Hot Air Balloon Day, the two cats are transported against their will into the air and on Popcorn Day are “attacked” by giant flying kernels. And haven’t you always wanted to know what two cats might say to each Other? “Celebrating All Year Long” is written in Peaches & Paprika’s own voices and their sometimes dry, sarcastic conversations as well as their festive cat costumes, backgrounds & crazy postures will make you chuckle. Readers called this book “full of joy and light,” “couldn’t stop smiling” and “endearing.” Celebrating All Year Long combines all of the holidays featured in the cats’ 4-book seasonal mini-series into a full year fun holiday book featuring 230 pages of photo color cartoons presented in a whimsical, light-hearted manner. It’s a must for all cat lovers with a sense of humor and makes a unique gift for your cat lover friends!

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Not Going Gently by Alex Henderson

About Not Going Gently by Alex Henderson:

Things aren’t going so well for elderly widower Mitch.
His daughter thinks he’s rushed himself into a residential dementia centre before he becomes a burden upon her. In truth he’s more worried that if he doesn’t lock himself away then the secrets of his past will get out.
The care home could be a whole lot nicer, but it’s all he can afford and, anyway, Mitch is determined. He’s sold his house and signed his freedom away. Let them take care of him for the muddled remainder of his days.
Except that he’s not really in need of a place like this yet. And far worse – his former best friend and old band mate Ray is already here.
The last person he’d ever want to be trapped with.
Especially since the secrets are about him.
With a cast of vivid characters who will shock and delight in equal measure, Alex Henderson’s latest is a poignant and darkly hilarious tale of friendship, regret and the need to squeeze the juice out of every day we’re given.

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Virgins at Sea by Jennifer E Evans

About Virgins at Sea by Jennifer E Evans:

Join Claire and Clint Virgin again as they embark on another riotous holiday adventure – this time a cruise around the Mediterranean. Aided and abetted by Roy and Edie, the couple are soon involved in drug smuggling, mayhem and murder as Claire attempts once again to solve the mystery, save the day, and stay as far away from Amber Winnard as possible.
With a backdrop of ancient cities and historical sites, the tension mounts as the four of them stumble from one catastrophe to another, bringing the laugh out loud moments as disaster strikes yet again.
Sit back and enjoy this humorous tale of four friends who, when the going gets tough, like to put their feet up with a nice cup of tea.

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Funny Things: A Joke Book With a Few Sombre Yarns by Sammy Madden

About Funny Things: A Joke Book With a Few Sombre Yarns by Sammy Madden:

This is the first joke book in the A Joke Book With a Few Sombre Yarns series – original content throughout. Each book focuses on a particular subject and does a great job of making its author laugh and cry – not bad for a man who knows nothing about comedy or tragedy. Man-made things… Cancel that! Woman-made things… Cancel that! Things and places that are made and arranged by human beings – the author guarantees he will review the status of “human beings” every week, or every day rather, to insure it maintains a satisfactory approval rating – will be the focus of this book. Phew!

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Surviving Crazy By Frank Crimi

About Surviving Crazy By Frank Crimi:

A bizarre and hilarious look at surviving societal collapse…

When Armageddon hits you can’t always pick your post-apocalyptic companions, That’s the dilemma facing major-league scout Riley Knight, who finds himself stranded with a collection of borderline crazies at a remote diner when a gigantic solar storm plunges the world into the dark ages.

Cut off from the rest of the electricity-deprived world, the group, whose grip on sanity is tenuous, and whose coping skills leave much to be desired, are forced to rely on each other with laughingly absurd results. As their situation rapidly deteriorates, the distant town of Jericho becomes their only hope for survival. Only the road to Jericho is fraught with peril that only the bravest of them may survive. Worse, Jericho may not be the safe haven they desperately seek. How will they survive this new bizarre and frightening world where everyone’s a nut in a place that’s getting nuttier by the day is anyone’s guess.

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