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Girth by Alex Henderson

About Girth by Alex Henderson:

Size matters. Or at least it does to Ed, nit-picking quantity surveyor and captain of his local pub football team who has faked a business trip abroad to get some cheap plastic surgery.

Ed intends to be even more of a man upon his return. But has he managed to keep this as secret as he thinks? Will this really be such a wonderful surprise for Fiona on their wedding night? And just who is this operation for anyway?

Alex Henderson’s outrageous comedy debut shows what it means to be a man with a small problem that just got bigger.

Much bigger!

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Trump Dog: A Wild Tale of Lies, Hair Dye, and Dog Poop

About Trump Dog: A Wild Tale of Lies, Hair Dye, and Dog Poop:

“Trump Dog” is funny fast-paced political satire that takes place several years in the future when people come to believe Donald Trump was reincarnated as a dog. The main character is a struggling, down-on-his-luck freelance artist, named Jerry Kendall. One day Jerry goes to an animal shelter and adopts a big, rambunctious and unruly mutt named Mabel. Through a fluke accident, neighbors and the media come to mistakenly believe that Mabel is the reincarnation of Donald Trump. Even though Jerry knows this belief is untrue, he continues to perpetuate the reincarnation myth for the sake of fame and riches. However, all of the attention to Jerry and “Trump Dog” quickly becomes overwhelming as it wreaks havoc on Jerry’s life. He is confronted regularly with extortionists, attempted dog kidnappers, Trump haters, and Trump-loving fanatics.

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Nostradumbass the Screenplay

About Nostradumbass the Screenplay:

An accidental prophet discovers that predicting the future can be hysterically unpredictable.

After a comical mishap at work, Dave acquires the ability to see the future through various water streams. At first it seems like a gift, like when he bets an unsuspecting spectator $100 on the outcome of a baseball game. But he comes to realize that some things were better off unknown.
He finds out his wife becomes impregnated a month before the actual conception and struggles internally whether or not to let her know of this unplanned turn of events. Or even to follow through with the deed that will cause the impending fatherhood for which he feels ill prepared.
Meanwhile, after finally convincing his friend of his abilities, the pair get mixed up with a seedy mafia type who suspect that their run of luck isn’t on the up and up. And a botched play at second base sets off a free will debate that was possibly predetermined.
Without giving too much away. The winning lottery numbers aren’t always the easiest balls to find and dogs are sometimes known to have boundary issues. But karma has a way to set things straight.

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Too Big To Fail by Alex Henderson

About Too Big To Fail by Alex Henderson:

From the author of Girth and Not Going Gently comes the hilarious tale of someone finding life a little tough at the top.

Gentle giant Jacob Waxman probably isn’t the right person to be overseeing the ethics of a voracious international bank.

It was never his dream job and he’s giving it his best shot, but when he gets trapped on the top floor of the building, Jacob’s going to find out that truth is the first casualty.

Because he certainly can’t tell his boss Brittany. She thinks she’s finally seen a spark of ethical passion in him and had only just asked him out on the date he now can’t attend.

Nor does he feel he can tell his colleague Helen and that’s more painful. She and Jacob are the best of friends, but there’s always a lot unsaid between them and she’s prone to panic, so this could be another truth she can’t handle.

Somehow though, he does feel he can tell his online delivery driver. Which leads to some very unorthodox outsourcing solutions.

And yet this new approach to the truth he’s forced to live with may just fix Jacob’s failing career and his non-existent love life. Hell, it might even help fix some of the other problems in his life that need to be addressed.

Just so long as he can keep everything under control.

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Reality Barks by Kit James

About Reality Barks by Kit James:

A rescue dog faces the reality of his unusual new life.

A country mutt’s life is transformed when he’s rescued from the Dog Pound and adopted by four city slickers. One of them, adman Jamie, has conned the others into adopting the dog. Jamie’s secret objective is to make him a moneymaking animal star. He was never looking for a pet.
But wait. There’s something special Jamie doesn’t know about this dog. He can read auras and understand every word of human talk, and not just body language. And he’s got a wicked sense of humour too, but above all, he knows he’s got to win their love. Yes, the love of each and every one of them, but especially Jamie’s.

If he can become a TV dog star, Elliott need never fear being sent back to the Dog Pound. So with dogged determination, the feisty dog even trains himself to wink, with humorous results. But that’s not all, while trying to win the love of his new human pack, Elliott falls in love with Alison, a stunning Airedale Terrier, and befriends the dogs next door, Spike, a Tibetan Mastiff, and Mitzi, a snooty Standard Poodle.
Now called Elliott, his journey from mutt to megastar is full of challenges and surprises,
and laughs along the way, especially his swashbuckling role in the first TV ad he stars in
with Hedy, a glamorous Afghan Hound.
Reality Barks, Book 1 in the Mutt to Megastar series, is a humorous Australian rescue
dog’s tell-all tale about how he becomes a celebrity and wins the love of his humans.

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The Festivus Haggadah

About The Festivus Haggadah:

This Festivus Haggadah uses the classic haggadah as its template, and fuses as much of the Seinfeld canon – and particularly, the curious details of the Festivus holiday – as possible into it. It’s a tribute, an homage, a comedic fusion, and something you can enjoy around the Festivus or Passover table. Two holidays, for the low price of one.

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Donald J. Trump Will You Please Go Now!

About Donald J. Trump Will You Please Go Now!:

The time has come. The time is now. He has to go. Go. GO! We don’t care how. He can go by plane to Curacao. Donald J. Trump, has to go now. And so on. Martin Bodek has an abiding interest in politics, likes to write books (obviously), is Dr. Seuss’s biggest fan, and his wife has been after him for years to write a children’s book. Nailed the quadfecta, so hard.

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Not Going Gently by Alex Henderson

About Not Going Gently by Alex Henderson:

Things aren’t going so well for elderly widower Mitch.
His daughter thinks he’s rushed himself into a residential dementia centre before he becomes a burden upon her. In truth he’s more worried that if he doesn’t lock himself away then the secrets of his past will get out.
The care home could be a whole lot nicer, but it’s all he can afford and, anyway, Mitch is determined. He’s sold his house and signed his freedom away. Let them take care of him for the muddled remainder of his days.
Except that he’s not really in need of a place like this yet. And far worse – his former best friend and old band mate Ray is already here.
The last person he’d ever want to be trapped with.
Especially since the secrets are about him.
With a cast of vivid characters who will shock and delight in equal measure, Alex Henderson’s latest is a poignant and darkly hilarious tale of friendship, regret and the need to squeeze the juice out of every day we’re given.

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Paradise High: A Novel

About Paradise High: A Novel:

An all-American boyhood tale for our corrupted times, Paradise High traces one night in the lives of a rowdy, bawdy, fun-loving bunch of high school seniors as they laugh and romp their way to the palatial marble estate of their mafia-son classmate for a party.

Set in the frozen suburban hinterlands of the upper Midwest during a Christmas break snowstorm in 1997, the story captures with raucous humor and biting wit that timeless ritual of late teenagers raising a glass to the dwindling, precious moments of their youth.

Irreverent, foul-mouthed, and outrageously funny, but with a wry and tender wistfulness at its heart, Paradise High is a rollicking yarn with echoes of the proverbial Last Hurrah of Summer, recounting an unforgettable evening that will leave none of its protagonists the same.

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Dick Wiener Must Die!: A Story Of Redemption by Luther Banks

About Dick Wiener Must Die!: A Story Of Redemption by Luther Banks:

The hilarious first adventure in the Dick Wiener series!
A high-stakes race to stop a world-destroying calamity…
A big-rig-driving pirate packing a shotgun and a bottle of rum…
A genius who cracks time-travel, but can’t stop soiling his pants.
It’s all in a day’s work for mild-mannered toilet company executive Richard Wiener in one of the most outrageous, action-packed comedy adventures ever put to page!

Dick Wiener just wants to bring respect to his family name, but to do it, he must put his day job aside and embark on an epic adventure of hilarious proportions.

Professor Wesley Waxworks is just an average physics professor, until he gets a visit from a most unexpected time traveler…himself.

Downtown Brown just wants to fix his clogged toilet, until he crosses paths with a nuclear terrorist hell bent on ending the world.

When the trio’s paths cross, their seemingly ordinary lives will be turned upside down as they realize that the fate of the world may rest on their every move. The hero of this story is among them, and so is the story’s greatest villain. Worse, they might be the same person.

In this bats**t crazy adventure:

• Time-travel!

• Non-stop action!

• Early 20th century sea voyages!

• Beautiful New Jersey!

• A man gets incinerated by a genitalia-shaped torch!

The fate of humanity rests in the unsteady hands of Dick Wiener.

A one-of-a-kind page-turner that’s left readers everywhere satisfied and smiling, Dick Wiener Must Die! proves that sometimes the biggest adventures come in average-sized packages.

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Questionable Quizzes

About Questionable Quizzes:

This is a book all about you. By spending precious minutes of your life taking these 40 quizzes you will learn:

 Is Your Boss Out to Get You? (And all of your co-workers. And the mail carrier. And maybe your mother.)
 How Likely Are You to Get Sick? (Disclaimer: Licking other people’s shoelaces could put you at increased risk of contracting an illness.)
 Does Your DIY Require Professional Help? (If everything keeps sliding off the shelves you built, the answer is probably yes.)
 Are You Dateable? (Or does everyone you go out with disappear after excusing themselves to visit the restroom?)
 Are You a Superhero? (Hint: Check to see whether you’re wearing two different outfits, one on top of the other.)
 Which English Monarch Are You? (Find out your crown-size.)
 Is Your House Haunted? (Or is your living room furniture rearranging itself?)
 What Is Your Ideal Vacation? (White sand beaches with palm trees and crystal clear waters infested by sharks aren’t for everyone.)
 Are Your Children Plotting to Kill You? (Or will it just be a happy accident?)
 What Colour Is Your Personality? (Hint: The answer may shock you.)

You should come away having answered these questions and learned something about yourself, and your place in the world. And then you can go back to doing whatever you were doing before you read this book.

“I wish I had published them. But we don’t actually publish quizzes here.”
– editor, The Worldview from My Chair

“A tour de force . . . is an accomplishment achieved with impressive skill.”
– The Dictionary

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Too Big To Fail by Alex Henderson

About Too Big To Fail by Alex Henderson:

From the author of Girth and Not Going Gently comes the hilarious tale of someone finding life a little tough at the top.

Gentle giant Jacob Waxman probably isn’t the right person to be overseeing the ethics of a voracious international bank.

It was never his dream job and he’s giving it his best shot, but when he gets trapped on the top floor of the building, Jacob’s going to find out that truth is the first casualty.

Because he certainly can’t tell his boss Brittany. She thinks she’s finally seen a spark of ethical passion in him and had only just asked him out on the date he now can’t attend.

Nor does he feel he can tell his colleague Helen and that’s more painful. She and Jacob are the best of friends, but there’s always a lot unsaid between them and she’s prone to panic, so this could be another truth she can’t handle.

Somehow though, he does feel he can tell his online delivery driver. Which leads to some very unorthodox outsourcing solutions.

And yet this new approach to the truth he’s forced to live with may just fix Jacob’s failing career and his non-existent love life. Hell, it might even help fix some of the other problems in his life that need to be addressed.

Just so long as he can keep everything under control.

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Trump Dog: A Wild Tale of Lies, Hair Dye, and Dog Poop

About Trump Dog: A Wild Tale of Lies, Hair Dye, and Dog Poop:

“Trump Dog” is funny fast-paced political satire that takes place several years in the future when people come to believe Donald Trump was reincarnated as a dog. The main character is a struggling, down-on-his-luck freelance artist, named Jerry Kendall. One day Jerry goes to an animal shelter and adopts a big, rambunctious and unruly mutt named Mabel. Through a fluke accident, neighbors and the media come to mistakenly believe that Mabel is the reincarnation of Donald Trump. Even though Jerry knows this belief is untrue, he continues to perpetuate the reincarnation myth for the sake of fame and riches. However, all of the attention to Jerry and “Trump Dog” quickly becomes overwhelming as it wreaks havoc on Jerry’s life. He is confronted regularly with extortionists, attempted dog kidnappers, Trump haters, and Trump-loving fanatics.

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Thrown Under the Bus

About Thrown Under the Bus:

Fun and hilarious characters take center stage in this tongue-in-cheek cozy mystery!
Bored with her retirement community’s endless bingo games and daily routines, Silvie Server takes charge of a tour bus full of squabbling seniors, conniving hillbillies… and murder. Can she keep everyone from each other’s throats long enough to prevent another?
Irreverent and stereotypical, abounding with acronyms, cliches’ and phonetics… the folks at Liberty Bell Golden Terrace retirement community give new meaning to Senior Citizen.
If you like Erma Bombeck, you will love this book!

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Trump Dog: A Wild Tale of Lies, Hair Dye, and Dog Poop

About Trump Dog: A Wild Tale of Lies, Hair Dye, and Dog Poop:

“Trump Dog” is funny fast-paced political satire that takes place several years in the future when people come to believe Donald Trump was reincarnated as a dog. The main character is a struggling, down-on-his-luck freelance artist, named Jerry Kendall. One day Jerry goes to an animal shelter and adopts a big, rambunctious and unruly mutt named Mabel. Through a fluke accident, neighbors and the media come to mistakenly believe that Mabel is the reincarnation of Donald Trump. Even though Jerry knows this belief is untrue, he continues to perpetuate the reincarnation myth for the sake of fame and riches. However, all of the attention to Jerry and “Trump Dog” quickly becomes overwhelming as it wreaks havoc on Jerry’s life. He is confronted regularly with extortionists, attempted dog kidnappers, Trump haters, and Trump-loving fanatics.

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Resonance

About Resonance:

Twins Kieran and Kaytlin enjoy living on a secluded wooded estate, until strange events take place around their home after Kieran buys a mysterious painting. Kaytlin is convinced the painting is a mystical object, but Kieran is convinced that nothing is wrong. Who’s right? Is it a coincidence, paranormal, demons, or something else?

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A Christmas Eve Service Spectacular

About A Christmas Eve Service Spectacular:

How hard can kindness be on Christmas Eve?

Last year Tess Endwell had an epic mom meltdown and ruined Christmas for the family. This year she’s vowed to do better. But a smoldering trivet, a hideous vest, and four squirrely kids threaten to unravel her Christmas Eve plans yet again.

All she wants is a happy Christmas for her family—until she realizes there may be something better.

Pick up a FREE copy during its promotional days Oct 16-20!

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The Brits Are Bonkers by Robert W. Locke

About The Brits Are Bonkers by Robert W. Locke:

Did you know that Boris Johnson, the British Prime Minister now lives in Buckingham Palace?
You might also like to know why the Queen wants you to call her Liz when you meet her.
Read these 20 British political humorous and satirical stories to help you understand a surreal nation.
There is truth in satire and these stories will help you laugh your way through a tiresome day.
You will also discover:-
• If you are a weirdo, you can get a job in Downing Street or in wacky Westminster.
• What are the sexy things you could have bought on Harry and Megan’s website if the Queen hadn’t put her foot down?
• What really happened in the EU Parliament the day the UK left the union?
• What does the Queen take to help her get off to sleep?
• Why are the UK police force now staying at home?
• What splendid gift did the Queen give Boris Johnson for his birthday?

“Fools are my theme, let satire be my song.”
― Lord Byron

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Girth by Alex Henderson

About Girth by Alex Henderson:

Size matters. Or at least it does to Ed, nit-picking quantity surveyor and captain of his local pub football team who has faked a business trip abroad to get some cheap plastic surgery.

Ed intends to be even more of a man upon his return. But has he managed to keep this as secret as he thinks? Will this really be such a wonderful surprise for Fiona on their wedding night? And just who is this operation for anyway?

Alex Henderson’s outrageous comedy debut shows what it means to be a man with a small problem that just got bigger.

Much bigger!

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Hack

About Hack:

His job was to write the news.
Tricky, when you are the news
Meet Llew Sabler, a local newspaper reporter unlike any other.

First he almost kills the work experience girl when a spoof story goes awry.

Then when his editor tasks him with being a department store Santa, Llew’s grotto horror show sparks pubic outrage.

And his troubles have barely begun …

Llew is secretly besotted with close friend and fellow journalist, the bewitchingly violent Thirza Kirkby, but she spurns him for his oldest pal – boffin and hopeless virgin, Emdel Black.

Heartbroken, Llew does what anyone would: he defecates on an altar, and fabricates a red-hot exclusive that gets him noticed by the country’s top tabloid paper.

But when police charge him with the altar crime, Llew is vilified by the very paper he was set to join. He’s suspended from work, and is left facing an almost certain jail term.

Perpetually drunk, he falls in with charismatic wheelchair-using crook, Rollo Baer, and through him makes an awful and perilous discovery.

He knows it’s the story of a lifetime.
He knows it could save his career.
He also knows it might get him killed.
Set in 90s England, Hack is a fast paced first person black comedy, bristling with memorable male and female characters, and crackling with dark British wit.

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