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Dirty Verse

About Dirty Verse:

Dirty Verse is a book of humorous, satirical rhyming poetry that breaks from social norms and toes no lines. It’s sometimes offensive. It’s sometimes idiotic. It’s occasionally thoughtful. At times, it can be witty, charming, or gross (rarely simultaneously). It is always funny and will lift your time spent on the toilet, or during a five-hour flight delay at the airport, to new heights. Each poem has been honed to maximize its nonsense quotient, with generative AI images added to enhance the visual experience. Enjoy the madness.

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Lawyer Humor Handbook: The Complete Tome of Lawyer Jokes, Stories, Amusing Transcripts, Puns, and Witticisms by Ronald H. Clark

Lawyer Humor Handbook: The Complete Tome of Lawyer Jokes, Stories, Amusing Transcripts, Puns, and Witticisms by Ronald H. Clark

Cheer yourself and others up with the Lawyer Humor Handbook. Excellent resource for ice breaking when you are giving a speech, need a fun gift—especially for a lawyer, or want to lighten up any gathering or celebration. This Handbook compiles the whole gamut of lawyer jokes, stories, puns, court transcripts with lawyer faux pas, and other lawyer witticisms.

In this Handbook you’ll find:

210 Humorous lawyer stories
62 Courtroom transcripts with lawyer gaffes
83 Question and answer lawyer jokes
19 Law school amusements
38 Punchy puns and word-play bits
2 Legal writing funny pieces
26 Hilarious one-liners
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Uncensored History | The Six Wives of Henry VIII

About Uncensored History | The Six Wives of Henry VIII:

Henry VIII wasn’t just a king with a wife problem. He was the original toxic boyfriend with nuclear-level power and serious commitment issues. Six women walked down the aisle with him, and their stories will make every dating disaster you’ve ever experienced look like a minor inconvenience.

From the Spanish princess who refused to disappear quietly to the widow who outsmarted the most dangerous man in Europe, these women were playing real-life Survivor Renaissance style. Some lost their heads, others lost their freedom, but all of them changed history in ways Henry never saw coming.

Buckle up for the most dysfunctional family drama in European history, complete with religious revolutions, political scandals, and plot twists that would make soap opera writers jealous. Because when the dust settled, the real winners weren’t who anyone expected.

Warning: This book is seasoned with very sharp language, if you know what I mean.

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Mr. Matheson’s Arithme-TIPS

About Mr. Matheson’s Arithme-TIPS:

Mr. Matheson has always believed that math is the secret code to life. As the beloved, if somewhat befuddled, math teacher of Everly Heights, he tackles everything from division to dating, applying a bizarre but heartfelt logic to every problem.

Join our earnest hero Bill Matheson as he navigates the complex equations of life, love, and loss, one “Arithme-TIP” at a time. From finding the perfect ratio for a cake to a midnight encounter with a dark troll wizard, this collection is a testament to the idea that solving problems doesn’t always add up to happiness. This collection is a nostalgic blend of heartfelt character-driven storytelling and offbeat humor, all set in the mid-90s.

Featuring the first 40-ish “Mr. Matheson’s Arithme-TIPS” web comic strips, this book also includes a peek behind the curtain with personal thoughts on the concepts, references, and themes that inspired each strip from series creator Bill Meeks.

Can you really solve “L + F = H” (Love + Family = Happiness)? Mr. Matheson is about to find out, whether he likes it or not.

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A Phallocrat’s Manifesto

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Every man has his own principles. When you respect them, he respects you. But what happens when that line is crossed?

For me, it happened when my brother let his feminist girlfriend move into our apartment—without even asking me. One day, I just opened the door and boom—there she was. Taking over the fridge with vegan food, claiming my bedroom, and leaving me to sleep on the couch with her bizarre cat, which she somehow trained to hate me.

Honestly, I didn’t do anything to deserve this. I’m a good person… I think. The hardest part? I can’t speak my mind openly, because it would upset my brother—and disappointing him is something our recently deceased mother would’ve hated. So instead, I pour all my frustration into writing. I post online a manifesto of sorts, filled with theories about why feminism is toxic and how its mindset is slowly castrating masculinity.

Alone, in a world full of men enslaved to women.

Little did I know what the consequences would be.

This is a romantic comedy based on true events—a sarcastic take on the absurdities of modern feminist thinking.

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David Lammy on the Run – A Political Comedy Adventure

About David Lammy on the Run – A Political Comedy Adventure:

The most comedic member of Parliament in history is, without a doubt, David Lammy, which is why Bruce Masters joked in 2019 in David Lammy on the Run that the man who once thought white papal smoke was racist (yes, really), the man who cold-called half of Britain and the man who wrestled with Sky News reporters when asked about anti-Semitism in the UK Labour Party would one day become prime minister of the United Kingdom….

As David is now deputy prime minister, this six-year-old work of British political satire, which gently pokes fun at his anger management issues and Lammy seeing racism everywhere, has become far more than dark humour, it is now a comedic prophecy.

David Lammy, the U.K. member of Parliament for Tottenham, faces his greatest challenge to date—surviving Bruce Masters’ fictional world in David Lammy on the Run – A Political Comedy Adventure.

David is joined by friend and foe alike; however, at times it seems impossible to know who he can trust and what the consequences may be of forging alliances with the likes of Jeremy Corbyn and Tony Blair….

Join David Lammy, Tony Blair, Jeremy Corbyn and Diane Abbott in the unexpected and comedically uncompromising David Lammy on the Run.

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Rum 101 for Dummies Like Me by Jeff Peddle

Rum 101 for Dummies Like Me by Jeff Peddle

Rum 101 for Dummies Like Me invites you on a spirited and humorous voyage into the world of rum—from the frosty streets of Newfoundland to the tropical shores of the Caribbean. Author Jeff Peddle, a former George Street bouncer turned rum collector and self-described part-time philosopher, delves into the rich, often tumultuous history of rum. Exploring its bitter origins linked to the slave trade, and its colorful chapters—pirates, Prohibition, naval lore, tattoos, and iconic characters like the “real McCoy”—this book blends wit with whiskey-soaked history. You’ll learn about Newfoundland’s passionate affinity for Lamb’s, Screech, and Jamaican rums and uncover tales of Captain Morgan’s tsunami-ravaged grave. Designed for bartenders, history buffs, and curious sippers alike, it’s a rollicking blend of laughter, learning, and plenty of “Newfie” rum stories that makes each bottle—and every story—come alive.

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Mello Jello Magoo

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Follow a young couple, as they grapple with both comical and dramatic events their new pet brings plus the emotional and financial realities about owning pets. This book explores concepts on pet sharing for modern times. Your love is priceless, can pet sharing be in your future? The Pet Sharing Revolution, you heard it first right here!

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Uncensored History | The Queens of Egypt

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Think ancient Egypt was all pyramids and mummies? Think again. This is the unfiltered story of four queens who ruled empires, seduced emperors, and played political games that would make modern politicians look like amateurs.

Discover the REAL reason Cleopatra had Julius Caesar wrapped around her finger (it wasn’t just her beauty). Find out why Nefertiti mysteriously vanished and the scandalous theory behind her disappearance. Learn about Hatshepsut’s brilliant power move that left everyone speechless. And uncover the untold secrets of Nefertari’s love story that would make Hollywood jealous.

This isn’t your boring high school history class. It’s the real story of Egypt’s most badass women, told with zero filter… and a sharp tongue sometimes. Finally, a history book that doesn’t suck.

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THE DARK SIDE OF OUR PLANET”:

About THE DARK SIDE OF OUR PLANET”::

“THE DARK SIDE OF OUR PLANET”
is not just a satirical take on political machinations; it is a vibrant tapestry of human folly, a comedic exploration of power and its discontents. By deepening the characters, enriching the comedic elements, and sharpening the satire, the book entertains and provokes thought, inviting readers to ponder the absurdity of their own world.
“The Grand Illusion of 2025” catapults readers into absurdity, where global tensions escalate not through politics but through the sheer force of ego and the theatrics of two unparalleled leaders.
In an era dominated by media spectacle and political farce, two presidents epitomize power run amok. Alexander Monroe, the bombastic President of the Democratic Organization, and Suleiman Assad, the cunning President of the Free Islamic Forces, set the stage for a conflict as ludicrous as it is terrifying. Their insatiable appetites for dominion and glory drag the world into a war that blurs the line between reality and the fantastical.
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I Can’t Believe I Just Said That: What the F*ck Was I Thinking?!

About I Can’t Believe I Just Said That: What the F*ck Was I Thinking?!:

Ever walked away from a conversation only to spend the next decade replaying every cringe-worthy word you blurted out? Welcome to the club — and this book.
A unfiltered, laugh-out-loud expedition through verbal trainwrecks, accidental confessions, and the moments when your mouth went rogue before your brain caught up.
From disastrously timed jokes to compliments that landed like insults, I Can’t Believe I Just Said That: What the F*ck Was I Thinking?! is a brutally funny guide to surviving the wreckage of your own words.
Perfect for the socially anxious, the chronically overthinking, and anyone who’s ever screamed “WHY DID I SAY THAT?!” into the void — usually at 2 a.m.

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I Can’t Find It: Where the F*ck Are My Keys?!

About I Can’t Find It: Where the F*ck Are My Keys?!:

Ever spent twenty frantic minutes searching for your keys only to find them in the dumbest place imaginable? This is your therapy.
A ridiculous, laugh-out-loud journey through the daily chaos of lost keys, misplaced wallets, and those moments of pure panic when your brain short-circuits and hides your stuff in plain sight.
From retracing your steps for the tenth time to blaming innocent bystanders (and smug household pets), I Can’t Find It: Where the F*ck Are My Keys?! is a hilarious visual gift book for anyone who’s ever been late, lost, or lost their mind.
Perfect for forgetful friends, stress-heads, or anyone who’s screamed, “I swear I just had them!” while patting the same empty pockets over and over.

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I Can’t Sleep: Go the F*ck to Sleep

About I Can’t Sleep: Go the F*ck to Sleep:

Ever laid in bed wide awake, overthinking your entire existence while your brain insists now is the perfect time to replay every awkward conversation you’ve ever had? This is your bedtime story.
A ridiculous, laugh-out-loud journey through emotional insomnia, midnight spirals, and the nightly war between your pillow and your thoughts.
From tossing and turning like it’s an Olympic sport to losing yet another battle with your own blanket, I Can’t Sleep: Go the F*ck to Sleep is a hilariously honest look at what happens when your brain refuses to shut up at night.
Perfect for the chronically awake, emotionally exhausted, and spiritually unraveling at 3 a.m.

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The Maniacs Diary by Neri A. Leleji

About The Maniacs Diary by Neri A. Leleji:

ŤĦË MÄŅÏÄĊŚ ĐÏÄŖŸ
“WHO THE HELL READS THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?”
Welcome to my life, where the alphabet isn’t the only thing that’s upside down. Brody and I are monozygotic twins – same DNA, same face, but that’s where the similarities end. Brody, my self-proclaimed nemesis, never lets me forget that “B comes before C.” Naturally, I prove him wrong every chance I get: “C comes before B… just count backwards: f, e, d, C, b, a.”
Yeah, I’m the brains of the duo. And Brody? Let’s just say he’s… Brody. Our lives are a whirlwind of sibling rivalry, witty comebacks, and a competition to outdo each other at every turn. But beneath all the banter and chaos, there’s something deeper—something we’re too stubborn to admit.
What happens when the bickering crosses the line? When the laughs turn into gasps? Get ready for a rollercoaster ride of hilarious arguments, shocking twists, and moments that will make your heart stop. Because this isn’t just our story… it’s ŤĦË MÄŅÏÄĊŚ ĐÏÄŖŸ.
Grab your copy today and dive into the madness.You won’t want to miss a single page.

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Peppered Fruit: Stories from Bonnywood by Brian Lageose

Peppered Fruit: Stories from Bonnywood by Brian Lageose

Humor, nostalgia and whimsy converge in a collection of reflections and imaginings from 60 years of trying to find the good, however we could. This compendium of scribblings is mostly autobiographical, partly fantastical, decidedly progressive, and somewhat random, all of it infused with a firm belief that we should find the humor and heart whenever we can. Laughter and insistent hope may not solve all of our problems, but they certainly help us navigate the potholes in our personal and shared roads to wherever we are going.

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Gimpy & Dr. B: Book One by Richard P. Ley

Gimpy & Dr. B: Book One by Richard P. Ley

Gimpy & Dr. B is a heartfelt dramady following Scott Gibson and Dr. Glenda Bentley. Scott is a former high school all-state soccer star whose career was cut short by a knee injury. He’s had a severe limp for the past 30 years, and the kids at the exclusive school where he’s a maintenance man call him ‘Gimpy.’ Dr. B is an accomplished orthopedic surgeon at the University and for an NFL team. She risks her career rebuilding Scott’s knee with an unapproved procedure she’s been planning for years. Will Dr. B’s gamble pay off, or end in disaster? Gimpy & Dr. B is a sharp, heartwarming dramedy about healing old wounds, taking risks, and finding connection in unexpected places. If you liked Forrest Gump or Jerry Maguire, you’ll love Gimpy & Dr. B. Get your copy today! Available as an eBook, paperback, and soon as an audiobook..

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Would You Rather? Holiday Edition

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🎄 Funny Would You Rather? Holiday Edition – 300+ Hilarious, Silly & Thought-Provoking Questions for Families 🎁
Tired of hearing “I’m bored!” during the holidays? Want something screen-free that actually gets the whole family laughing together?

Get ready for the ultimate would you rather book for kids, Teens, Adults or Seniors – Holiday Edition by Wise Books International — a laugh-out-loud collection of 300+ festive and silly dilemmas for kids, teens, couples, and adults!

This isn’t just any would you rather book. It’s a holiday memory maker, road trip lifesaver, and dinner table conversation starter. Whether you’re celebrating Christmas, Halloween, New Year’s, Easter, or Valentine’s Day, these hilarious questions will have everyone giggling, debating, and bonding like never before.

💥 What’s Inside?
✅ 20 festive sub-themes like Christmas Chaos, Thanksgiving Turmoil, Would You Rather Valentine’s Day Edition, St. Patrick Would You Rather, Easter Would You Rather, and more
✅ Would you rather for kids that’s 100% clean, age-appropriate, and super fun
✅ Brain-tickling would you rather questions for adults that are silly, clever, and sometimes impossible to answer
✅ Great for would you rather for teens, parents, siblings, and even grandparents
✅ A perfect would you rather couples to spice up holiday date nights
✅ Fun for classrooms, family night, long drives, holiday parties, or cozy evenings by the fire

🎁 Bonus Inside:
Scan the QR code to unlock 5 bonus holiday party games that are low-prep, high-energy, and guaranteed to leave everyone in stitches!

🧠 Boosts creativity, sparks hilarious conversations, and strengthens family bonds — with no screens in sight!

So…
Would you rather eat chocolate Easter eggs for every meal or dress like a leprechaun for a week?
Would you rather slip on ice in front of your crush OR give your boss a “World’s Worst Boss” mug?

Only one way to find out!

👉 Scroll up, grab your copy of this would you rather game today, and make your holidays hilariously unforgettable with the most epic would you rather books for kids 8-12 and beyond!

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Harry Windzor and the Stone of Scone by Sid Ishun

About Harry Windzor and the Stone of Scone by Sid Ishun:

A satire perfect for readers tired of royal fairytales.

Harry always believed he was just a humble Spencer – until the swans came with letters that he was never allowed to open. But duty waits for no one, and when the determined (if slightly tipsy) Queen Mother arrives, she upends his quiet existence with a startling revelation: “You’re a Windzor, Harry.”

Sceptre in hand, Harry is whisked away to Balmoral School of Monarchy and Majesty, where tax evasion is on the syllabus and good PR is everything. As Harry learns what it truly means to be a royal, he discovers long-buried secrets, a bitter rivalry with a twin he never knew he had, and whispers of a plot to steal an ancient relic that could unravel a dynasty…

A parody for fans of Harry Potter, Harry Windzor and the Stone of Scone is an irreverent, satirical twist on the life of Prince Harry and the House of Windsor. There are spats between heirs and spares, dodgy deals between the Palace and the press, and so many scandals swept under the rug that even the corgis are suspicious. Maybe this isn’t a satire after all…

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Elephant Joke Book for Kids by Tim Zak

About Elephant Joke Book for Kids by Tim Zak:

This greatest elephant joke book is filled from cover to cover with jokes that are so bad, they’re great. Perfect gift for anyone who thinks they’ve heard them all. Ideal for little kids, bigger kids, silly grown ups, just about anybody who loves laughing at silly elephant jokes.

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Our Cats Are Plotting To Kill Us by Jim Tilberry

Our Cats Are Plotting To Kill Us by Jim Tilberry

Julie and Darryl are a married couple who discover a way to read the minds of their cats, Oliver and Wendell. By doing so, they find out some amazing stuff about their feline companions. Oliver and Wendell are exceptionally smart. They philosophize about life, understand Spanish, and know history and pop culture. The cats also have hilarious “conversations” about every cat behavior from chasing mice to grooming to using the litter box. However, Julie and Darryl also discover a sinister side to their cats. It appears Oliver and Wendell are secretly scheming to murder their owners. Now the couple faces a crisis. Are the cats really going to murder them, and if so, how do they stop them? This fictional book includes many funny twists and surprises. It also includes many humorous illustrations. If you’re a cat owner and familiar with the unique and interesting ways cats behave, you’ll love this wacky new book. The ebook is free to download on Monday, February 19th.

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