About THE FUNNIEST QUOTES BOOK:
1100 funny quotes. The Best Funny Quotes Collection, Arranged by 22 themes! A perfect gift for everyone!
Reality Barks: A Rescue Dog’s Funny Story by Kit James
Reality Barks: A Rescue Dog’s Funny Story by Kit James
A rescue dog faces the reality of his unusual new life. Rescued before he was due to be euthanized and now a celebrity animal star, Elliott gives you a dog’s version of life, death and stardom. When two glossy Sydney metro couples rescue an ordinary Aussie mutt from the Dog Pound, he wonders why… especially when they change his name to Elliott! But he soon realizes that Jamie, the alpha-male of one of the couples, has plans for him… big plans! It’s a humorous Australian rescue dog’s tell-all tale about how he becomes a celebrity and wins their love.
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The Good Audit
About The Good Audit:
Free to Download August 11 – August 14, 2022!! Also available for free with KindleUnlimited subscription.
The Good Audit – a true-to-life satire poking fun at the work, environment, and culture inside today’s largest public accounting firms.
In a world where titles matter more than real names, Manager’s jovial and laid-back personality makes him different from his peers. People actually enjoy working with him and clients see him as far more practical and pragmatic than any other auditor they know.
However, the team’s new client, Widget Maker, will become the bane of Manager’s existence. Hitting all the artificial deadlines while meeting everyone’s unrealistic expectations mean that making it through this audit will take a minor miracle. After all, the Widget Maker finance team consists of the most incompetent group of un-professionals ever.
Will Manager’s easy-going attitude and laid-back style be enough to accomplish the impossible?
Find out now as you journey straight through the unexpected twists and turns in this seriously funny office comedy!
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The Dirtsheets, Volume 1
About The Dirtsheets, Volume 1:
The American’s American Richie Gunn is the new POW World Heavyweight Champion of the World. However, being champ has its consequences, like becoming the target of an entire roster full of modern day gladiators. Any given night, Richie Gunn may have to defend his title against the likes of the savage Samoa Ngo, resident drug dealer Sek-Sean 8 or “The Most Terrorizing Man in Sports Entertainment” Muhammad Jihad. Unfortunately for the champ, these bloodthirsty wrestlers will do anything for their shot at glory and the sold-out crowd. Satirizing professional wrestling and the politically correct, The Dirtsheets is a graphic novel for wrestling and comedy fans alike.
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Mindfulness for Everyone : How to Stop Being F^cking Rude to People! by Pieter Wesley Whittington
Mindfulness for Everyone : How to Stop Being F^cking Rude to People! by Pieter Wesley Whittington
Are you rude to others? Did someone ever tell you they didn’t like the way you spoke to them? Do you know someone who is rude?
If so, this book is for you or them.
This book is for the boss, the co-workers, and the parents. The book Mindfulness for Everyone shows you how to act in public and conduct yourself in a restaurant. All of course, without the cursing.
Also included in Mindfulness for Everyone is how to properly send an effective email to a co-worker without sounding insincere, rude, or terse. Sometimes parents have to be reminded of mindfulness when dealing with their children.
Mindfulness reduces stress and promotes well-being. By reading Mindfulness for Everyone for just 5 minutes a day, the reader will have a sense of purpose in life and will better understand how to treat others. With continued use of these mindfulness techniques, the reader will soon develop a sense of positive energy radiating outward. Spreading kindness and gratitude creates positive energy.
Take a journey toward peace and kindness and a shared life that is more balanced.
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SCAM A-LAMA HARDBALL by Jinx James
SCAM A-LAMA HARDBALL by Jinx James
A wickedly dark comedy of trickery, dodgy contracts, celebrity, lies and love – and a twisted plot to con the rock star.
Lured by an irresistible offer of a new album, rock star Marc Charles can’t believe his luck … until the deal turns sour. There’s something underhand going on with the mysterious overseas organization behind the album offer. But contracts are meant to be trashed, aren’t they? Except this offer will get Marc out of his finanial troubles. Torn by the dilemma of recording the shitty song that’s part of the deal and his desperate need to reboot his career, Marc signs the contract. He senses he’s the target of a stand-over tactic, but what can he do? Hell! – rewite the song and make it awesome. Trouble is he hasn’t written a hit for over a decade. Now there is so much to play for and too much to lose.
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Gog and Magog by Itzak Begerano
About Gog and Magog by Itzak Begerano:
An insane battle of wills between two equally unscrupulous politicians thrusts their militaries (and ultimately the world) into the ultimate crisis.
Two feuding presidents, each motivated through delusion and greed, dream of ruling the globe. To meet their goals, they resort to increasingly unsavory acts of deceit, bribery, and corruption. Alexander Monro (President of the Democratic Organization) and Suleiman Aswad (President of the Free Islamic Forces) find themselves locked in an insane battle of wills. Vice president Barney Chaplin doesn’t believe in this war. Nevertheless, he was sent to the front lines in the Fanta Morgana desert to entertain the troops, risking his own life in the process.
The battle proves to be a trying affair as it forces many “has-been” Hollywood actors to act as deadly commando soldiers and go beyond enemy lines. Meanwhile, Barney is captured and looked to become executed until Monro puts a plan in place to rescue him. Other countries and international organizations are restricted from intervening in this dire situation—eventually, both leaders were accused of war crimes. To escape the consequences of their actions, they wield a doomsday device to hold the world at ransom to staggering consequences
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Jerry for President 2024
About Jerry for President 2024:
NOW FREE: “JERRY FOR PRESIDENT 2024,” a multimedia comedy screenplay retells the exciting, hilarious adventures of JERRY the chicken, who after several painful misadventures decides to run for the Presidency of the United States with the help of his human friends. “Wow, if I’m being totally honest, this is one of the funniest scripts I have ever read. This is really a fantastic work and I thoroughly enjoyed the read.” – Carli Haney, Stage 32. Jerry will rescue America when he proclaims, “Drill baby, drill!!” (This comedy contains adult language, not for kids.)
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Scam A-Lama Hardball by Jinx James
About Scam A-Lama Hardball by Jinx James:
Lured by an irresistible offer, rock star Marc Charles can’t believe his luck, but something underhand is going on with the mysterious overseas organisation behind the album offer. A wickedly dark comedy of trickery, dodgy contracts, celebrity and lies in a twisted plot to con the rock star. Jump into the sleazy side of Show Business and laugh out loud at the crazy plot twists in the fast-paced comedy crime novel. It’s a satirical look at the music industry and the world of Show Biz.
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The Mosquitobait Chronicles
About The Mosquitobait Chronicles:
Role reversals of great pun and excitement leads us to Moose and Bear, champions at pillaging campsites and drinking beer. But one misadventure of beer theft leaves them in dire straits, as one does not steal beer from the Rattle and Roll syndicate and get away with the transgression. Consequences forthcoming, they find themselves forced on a quest to find the elusive Hairy Popper, at all costs, and to bring him directly to the mob Boss, Bubbles the Snake.
Set in a backdrop of a fictitious Wisconsin State Park, The Mosquitobait Chronicles sets off on a journey of misadventure and beer chasing, where forest animals may or may not follow in their usual job descriptions.
Note: No animals were harmed in the making of this one hell of a funny, hilarious book!
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Liquid Cougar
About Liquid Cougar:
Dalton, Zander, and Dexter are all vying to win Stef’s heart and they will stop at nothing to please her. Unbeknownst to Stef, this is being orchestrated by her ex, Mark, who is secretly going to pay the winning suitor so he will be able to stop paying alimony. Will Stef find her true love amidst this secret game, or will all this backfire on Mark?
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My Dad is so Awesome!: 101 Great Jokes that Capture the Essence of Dadhood
About My Dad is so Awesome!: 101 Great Jokes that Capture the Essence of Dadhood:
We built a better dad joke book just in time for Father’s Day. This book has better tools for their humor tool belts. Presenting… My Dad is so Awesome. In this book you’ll find over 100 original jokes across six broad categories of quality dad humor. And the kindle version is FREE the week leading up to Father’s Day.
Since dads love free stuff, here’s a sample joke for you from each category.
1. Dad Life: My dad is so adventurous he likes to test the limits of everything, especially expiration dates.
2. Tall Tales and Exaggerations: My dad’s beard is so tough that he uses it to sharpen his machete.
3. Puns and Groaners: When a dad is thinking of a joke it’s called “having a pun in the oven”.
4. Wisdom, Proverbs and Deep Dad Thoughts: Two wrongs don’t make a right. However, enough U-turns do eventually make the right turn especially if you didn’t consult a map.
5. Products that Dads Wish Actually Existed: The tractor beam that works on kids escaping in public.
6. Dad-Speak Translations:What dad says: “Go ask your mother.” What dad means: “I’m appealing to a higher authority.”
Also, did we mention the pictures? There are pictures too! That’s right, this book comes with 20 fabulous, original illustrations that help it capture the true essence of dadhood!
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My Dad is so Awesome!: 101 Great Jokes that Capture the Essence of Dadhood
About My Dad is so Awesome!: 101 Great Jokes that Capture the Essence of Dadhood:
We built a better dad joke book just in time for Father’s Day. This book has better tools for their humor tool belts. Presenting… My Dad is so Awesome. In this book you’ll find over 100 original jokes across six broad categories of quality dad humor. And the kindle version is FREE the week leading up to Father’s Day.
Since dads love free stuff, here’s a sample joke for you from each category.
1. Dad Life: My dad is so adventurous he likes to test the limits of everything, especially expiration dates.
2. Tall Tales and Exaggerations: My dad’s beard is so tough that he uses it to sharpen his machete.
3. Puns and Groaners: When a dad is thinking of a joke it’s called “having a pun in the oven”.
4. Wisdom, Proverbs and Deep Dad Thoughts: Two wrongs don’t make a right. However, enough U-turns do eventually make the right turn especially if you didn’t consult a map.
5. Products that Dads Wish Actually Existed: The tractor beam that works on kids escaping in public.
6. Dad-Speak Translations:What dad says: “Go ask your mother.” What dad means: “I’m appealing to a higher authority.”
Also, did we mention the pictures? There are pictures too! That’s right, this book comes with 20 fabulous, original illustrations that help it capture the true essence of dadhood!
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Making very difficult things easy to do
About Making very difficult things easy to do:
Synopsis – Making very difficult things really easy to do
Chapter one: Walk a mile in my shoes, if I had shoes.
The front door opens on the world of Bobs, the world’s self-declared highest achieving dog. This over-confident cockapoo, conqueror of high peaks, explorer of low places, shares insights from his successful life as to how he reached the pedestal of greatness and didn’t fall off. And you can become great too, he explains. Very difficult things are actually very easy to do, you just have to do what he does. Just don’t listen to the Yappy Dogs across the road. They know nothing.
Chapter two: Learning that the hole is greater than the sum of the parts.
Bobs’ literally unbelievable life story rolls on – from his race for space to international sporting success. He has a head full of memoirs and a cupboard full of certificates to prove it. We meet more members of his entourage and hear more of his incredible life, both in the local park and in the celebrity spotlight. Through each experience, Bobs offers tips as to how the reader can take one more step themselves along their own footpath to greatness.
Chapter three: Time to check the map and what’s for lunch.
Bobs’ story reaches amazing new heights, as an adventurer being the first to reach both the west and east poles, his blossoming film career, and we hear more about his domestic story, the upbringing that has made him the unconventional and inspirational dog he is today. Away from the adulation, we begin to understand that greatness is not, as it might appear, about fame and fortune, maybe greatness is not even the destination, maybe it’s something closer to home.
Chapter four: Navigating without a compass using the stars and instinct.
Things get a bit more surreal and complex. While Bobs is never lacking in tall stories and a smattering of hyperbole, has he stumbled in his outlandish meanderings on the reason for everything being the way it is in the universe? Can anyone follow his self-help guide to greatness mathematical formula? Has his new mountain rescue team in a place barely above sea level any chance of a call-out? And back in the local park, who will step in to save the sinking Day-Glo Pug in Part-time Lake?
Chapter five: Checking where we are is where we actually wanted to get to
Drawing the threads of absurdity together, Bobs sets out some methods for self-reflection. What is greatness on an individual level that means something to us all? Can the essence of greatness incorporate fallibility? The Pupmaster explains.
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The Funeral Critic
About The Funeral Critic:
For the first time higher criticism is applied to funerals and the funeral industry. For too long funerals have been depressing tear-fests which fail in effecting their first, or at least a primary, mandate, namely, to heal the emotional distress of the survivors. THE FUNERAL CRITIC calls out these blundering missteps and lays down guidelines which will make the service a more positive and potentially an enjoyable event. It also relates the professional difficulties of the Critic himself in his struggles to advance the recognition and acceptance of his socially-conscientious work.
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From the Keys by Galen Micheal
About From the Keys by Galen Micheal:
Galen Micheal presents a zany collection of short stories covering a wide variety of elements, from a cursed chair to a real-life Djinn.
Constant throughout the whole collection are relatable characters, bizarre events, and an ever-present dash of humor.
You’ll love this book because it has the perfect blend of humor and mystery.
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Pianist in a Bordello by Mike C. Erickson
Pianist in a Bordello by Mike C. Erickson
Pianist in a Bordello What would happen if a politician decided to tell the truth—the whole truth? Richard Youngblood, aspiring Congressman, is about to find out. He’s running on a platform of honesty and transparency—and against the advice of his friends and advisers he’s decided to start with himself. His autobiography will lay his entire life bare before voters just days before the election. And what a life he’s had. Born in a commune and named Richard Milhous Nixon Youngblood as an angry shot at his absent father, Richard grows up in the spotlight, the son of an enigmatic fugitive and the grandson of a Republican senator. He’s kidnapped and rescued, kicked out of college for a prank involving turkeys, arrested in Hawaii while trying to deliver secrets to the CIA…Dick Nixon Youngblood’s ready to tell all. He’ll even tell his readers about the Amandas—three women who share a name but not much else, and who each have helped shape and define the man he’s become. Are voters really ready for the whole truth? Are you? Pianist in a Bordello is a hilarious political romp through the last four decades of American history, from a narrator who is full of surprises.
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The Book Of Failures by Amy Lyle
The Book Of Failures by Amy Lyle
You will feel 20-32% better about your own life after reading The Book of Failures.
The book has been featured in The Atlanta Journal-Constitution, Northside Women magazine, Points North magazine, My Forsyth magazine, Alpharetta Life, 400 Life, Forsyth County News, and on morning shows Atlanta and Company and The Kelly Show and Focus Atlanta.
Reviews:
“THE FUNNIEST, WITTIEST, AND MOST RELATABLE BOOK A GIRL COULD READ.” -A. Evers of Blueline Scripture- “Don’t Read While Drinking (Your coffee, wine, etc. will shoot through your nose from laughing.)” – R. Johnson of Ivy Owl Reviews- “You will definitely appreciate your own family dysfunction as you read through Amy’s ‘Book of Failures.’ Can’t wait to see more.” -S. Pacey Northside Woman Magazine- “Delight in Amy Lyle’s 45 years of missteps, inadequacies and faux pas. You may appreciate your own dysfunction a little more as you take a journey through Amy’s debacles including: “I Was Not Talking to You,” where Amy mistakes a handsome man waving at her as a potential suitor but in reality, he was only trying to inform her that her belt was dragging on the freeway and “In the Neighborhood,” where members of a cult moving in concurred with a suspicious decline in the cat population. You will relish the chapters entitled “Calls from Sharon,” where Amy’s best friend rants about her kids not getting a fair shot because public schools are ‘so political,’ as her OB/GYN reported her vagina was ‘too clean’ and how the most eligible bachelor from 1982 married a whore. Enjoy “I’m Going to Kill You,” where Amy compares her lack of sleep from her husband’s snoring to CIA agents extracting secrets from a POW.”
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Pianist in a Bordello
About Pianist in a Bordello:
Pianist in a Bordello What would happen if a politician decided to tell the truth—the whole truth? Richard Youngblood, aspiring Congressman, is about to find out. He’s running on a platform of honesty and transparency—and against the advice of his friends and advisers he’s decided to start with himself. His autobiography will lay his entire life bare before voters just days before the election. And what a life he’s had. Born in a commune and named Richard Milhous Nixon Youngblood as an angry shot at his absent father, Richard grows up in the spotlight, the son of an enigmatic fugitive and the grandson of a Republican senator. He’s kidnapped and rescued, kicked out of college for a prank involving turkeys, arrested in Hawaii while trying to deliver secrets to the CIA…Dick Nixon Youngblood’s ready to tell all. He’ll even tell his readers about the Amandas—three women who share a name but not much else, and who each have helped shape and define the man he’s become. Are voters really ready for the whole truth? Are you? Pianist in a Bordello is a hilarious political romp through the last four decades of American history, from a narrator who is full of surprises.
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Pianist in a Bordello by Mike C. Erickson
Pianist in a Bordello by Mike C. Erickson
About Pianist in a Bordello
What would happen if a politician decided to tell the truth—the whole truth? Richard Youngblood, aspiring Congressman, is about to find out. He’s running on a platform of honesty and transparency—and against the advice of his friends and advisers he’s decided to start with himself. His autobiography will lay his entire life bare before voters just days before the election.And what a life he’s had. Born in a commune and named Richard Milhous Nixon Youngblood as an angry shot at his absent father, Richard grows up in the spotlight, the son of an enigmatic fugitive and the grandson of a Republican senator. He’s kidnapped and rescued, kicked out of college for a prank involving turkeys, arrested in Hawaii while trying to deliver secrets to the CIA…Dick Nixon Youngblood’s ready to tell all. He’ll even tell his readers about the Amandas—three women who share a name but not much else, and who each have helped shape and define the man he’s become. Are voters really ready for the whole truth?Are you?Pianist in a Bordello is a hilarious political romp through the last four decades of American history, from a narrator who is full of surprises.
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