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Donald Trump vs Dr. Woke by Zeeshan Mahmud

About Donald Trump vs Dr. Woke by Zeeshan Mahmud:

Join us as the 45th and 47th President of the United States, Donald J Trump vows to battle and destroy the woke virus after tackling and dodging a kusarigama-wielding Hillary Clintona and Nancy Pelosi’s nunchucks in a supermarket. From fighting giant wasp versions of The View cast to defeating racism while launching a jellyfish business, the chaos reaches an epic climax of the greatest martial arts display at a UFC against the ultimate villain, Dr. Woke. With bros like Ice Cube and Snoop Dogg by his side, this ultimate buddy movie and cinematic tour-de-force is a wild ride through the surreal, the political, and the downright outrageous! Donald Trump vs. Dr. Woke by Zeeshan Mahmud is the ultimate zany, action-packed satire where absurdity reigns supreme which is sure to amuse you if not at least make you smile! Watch out for cameo of Matt Walsh riding a centaur carrying a bazooka and former press secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders as a giant, sky-scraper sized pufferfish.

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Coffee Cups & Wine Glasses. Hilarious Secrets to Heal a Broken Heart & Get Your Life Back!

About Coffee Cups & Wine Glasses. Hilarious Secrets to Heal a Broken Heart & Get Your Life Back!:

Don’t miss the opportunity to discover the word that will change your life.

#1 bestseller, this award-winning inspirational collection of irreverent tales and ingenious schemes is woven into a series of hilarious triumphs filled with love, grief, and mischief. The stories are real!

You can laugh, you may cry, but you will ultimately be entertained and redirected in remarkable ways.

Uncover unusual secrets for not only getting on with your life, but for finding purpose and joy after a big disappointment, loss, or breakup. No matter what you’ve been through, you will achieve a heightened sense of happiness and a deeper level of confidence.

Rearrange your attitude with activities you never imagined, taking control of that opportunity called Your Future.

Coffee Cups & Wine Glasses is the perfect gift for yourself, your friends, or anyone who needs a lighthearted boost, outlandish humor, and a new outlook on life.

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Extracts From Noah’s Diary

About Extracts From Noah’s Diary:

A century ago, a little known writer named Mark Twain wrote a silly novella called Extracts from Adam’s Diary. It imagined the recorded daily life of the first man. Two years later, Mr. Twain’s wife passed away, and he wrote a melancholy follow-up with Eve as the imagined diarist. Together, these stories were published as The Diaries of Adam & Eve.

A century later, a well known writer named Martin Bodek enjoyed the books, discovered that Twain left the concept for another to pick up where he left off, and decided to give it a try.

Yes, he’s that arrogant, he’s written a sequel for Mark Twain.

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Truly Obnoxious Blonde Jokes

About Truly Obnoxious Blonde Jokes:

A collection of some of the most inappropriate, disgusting, politically incorrect, foul, perverted or otherwise obnoxious Blonde jokes found anywhere. These may be unfit to be told in a public setting. Ruled not safe for the workplace by the Injured Brunette Workers of America, the humor of the jokes provided may upset those that are easily offended or Blonde by birth. The telling of these blonde jokes may invoke laughter, grief, uncontrolled crying, bodily injury or death if told within earshot of others. Use with caution!

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So What! Stories – The Trilogy by G.J. Griffiths

So What! Stories – The Trilogy by G.J. Griffiths

This Great Blockbuster Trilogy of the So What! Stories has it all – Nature, humour, heartache and criminal thrills and spills!
In Book One follow the career of teacher Robert Jeffrey through the antics of his pupils – both in and out of the classroom. Giggle and gasp at the hilarious and sad tales of pupils. Romance, bullying and struggling teachers give you a full range of daily life in Birch Green High School!
In Book Two student teacher Molly Pearson is rewilding the school’s wildlife and nature garden with the help of her Year 7 kids. Self-harming, arson, gang violence and teenage angst all seem to be teaming up as obstacles to block success from Molly and her class of 11 year-olds!
In Book Three try to keep up with ex-pupil detective Nigel Shantra as he pursues the desperate criminals who caused trauma and tragedy to the school community. A criminal fireworks stunt that goes disastrously wrong leads to death and mayhem. Conspiring fraudsters look like they might get away with things when a black spider monkey in a zoo unwittingly assists detective Shantra in his chase!

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Diary of a Vegetarian Zombie

About Diary of a Vegetarian Zombie:

In a hilarious take on U.S. politics, a quirky zombie navigates the chaotic battleground between liberals and conservatives. Caught in the crossfire, he challenges the status quo and discovers surprising truths about humanity and himself.

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Turkish Delight by Anjelica Søndergaard

Turkish Delight by Anjelica Søndergaard

Join in on a week filled with laughter, romance, colourful cocktails and language, and honest conversations between good friends + just a little bit of craziness!
Maya, Charlotte, June and Cecilia have been friends for more than 20 years and have shared each other’s ups and downs throughout life.

Now that they’re in their 40s, they have decided to go on a holiday to Turkey together. A country none of them have travelled in before.

We cross paths with the girls while they’re getting ready for their holiday and they invite us to tag along for a week of sun and fun in the beautiful coastal town of Cennet.

Together, they have to find their way in a country and a culture that’s like nothing they’ve ever experienced. Throughout their week together, they create lasting memories and uncover surprising, unexpected, and shocking aspects of each other.

Because why is the shy Cecilia so much more tense and uptight than usual?
What does the perfect Charlotte hide from her husband – and from her friends?
Will the fun-loving Maya overcome her insecurities, what is the confident June’s big secret, and is something going to happen with Haci, the cute waiter from the restaurant?

And last but not least: What the heck is Turkish Delight?!

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THE WORLD’S DUMBEST QUESTIONS by SIDNEY S. PRASAD

THE WORLD’S DUMBEST QUESTIONS by SIDNEY S. PRASAD

Society has been raised to believe that there are no dumb questions and the only dumb question is the one not asked. However, just when you thought you heard the dumbest, ludicrous question, someone takes it down to the next level with their sheer stupidity. Get ready to get entertained with The World’s Dumbest Questions!

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What Is Love Guide For The Sexes? By Ronald Kennedy

About What Is Love Guide For The Sexes? By Ronald Kennedy:

‘What Is Love Guide For The Sexes,’ You Ask? Well I’ll Tell You. I Take A Humorous and Light-Hearted Approach On Depicting Dating & Relationships. Here You’ll Get Funny Insights On What To Expect In Terms Of A Man Or Woman’s Occupation, Secret Fantasies, Life Goals, Favorite Foods, Type Of Car They Drive, Favorite Book, Etc;

You’ll Be Able To Prepare Yourself And Use Counter Strategies When Things Just Don’t Work Out (And Based On These Characters Personalities, It Probably Won’t). Pitfalls, Along With Uncertainties, Are Sure To Come, But You’ll Be Ready!

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Diary of a Vegetarian Zombie

About Diary of a Vegetarian Zombie:

A hilarious and thought-provoking satire of modern politics, perfectly timed for the next US presidential election – where the real battle might just be for the soul of the nation… or at least its undead vote.

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Tales of American Idiocy by P.R. Infidel

Tales of American Idiocy by P.R. Infidel

“Soon the humans will all wear muzzles and be chained to their homes by their great glowing boxes!”

This announcement by Chester stopped the meeting of the pets of Sunnyside Street cold. Not that they were surprised by the neighborhood conspiracy cat. Chester was full of odd ideas, most of which he announced at inopportune moments.

Chester would turn out to be right about COVID, but he is just one of many Orwellian critters and supernatural shorts populating these Tales of American Idiocy, a darkly humorous collection of short stories commemorating the early 2020’s. Here you’ll find President Brandon’s sketch election. Dwight the alligator will fight forced COVID injections. Delilah the deer’s own “Dr. Foxi,” gets his just deserts, and Black Lizards definitely Matter.

Will Chester and friends’ warnings make repeating the early 2020s unthinkable?

If you like clever allegories, not-so-crazy conspiracies’, and darkly humorous satire, you’ll love Tales of American idiocy, a work Bookviral calls: “A cuttingly Allegorical Read!”

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Quiz Yourself – Fun Animal Quiz Game: How Would These 40 Animals Vote: Democrat, Libertarian, Republican, or Non Voter?

About Quiz Yourself – Fun Animal Quiz Game: How Would These 40 Animals Vote: Democrat, Libertarian, Republican, or Non Voter?:

This quiz yourself book might just give you a surprise about your pet – are they “Democrat? (Liberal),” or “Republican? (Conservative),” or “Libertarian?” Wouldn’t you like to know? Just for the fun of it?

In this fun animal quiz book, each question comes with a clue to help you deduce the political leanings of creatures ranging from lions to dolphins. It’s a unique way to test your “Animal Political Instincts IQ” and see how well you understand the innate tendencies and characteristics of these creatures.

A fun “quiz yourself book” and game that is perfect for family fun, educational settings, or solo exploration, “Quiz Yourself: Fun Animal Quiz Game” serves as both a quiz and game book. Dive into this interactive experience and learn something liberating from our animal friends while enjoying a good laugh. Remember, it’s just a game – but it can enlighten and entertain in equal measure.

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Lawyer Humor Handbook: The Complete Tome of Lawyer Jokes, Stories, Amusing Transcripts, Puns, and Witticisms by Ronald H. Clark

Lawyer Humor Handbook: The Complete Tome of Lawyer Jokes, Stories, Amusing Transcripts, Puns, and Witticisms by Ronald H. Clark

Cheer yourself and others up with the Lawyer Humor Handbook. Excellent resource for ice breaking when you are giving a speech, need a fun gift—especially for a lawyer, or want to lighten up any gathering or celebration. This Handbook compiles the whole gamut of lawyer jokes, stories, puns, court transcripts with lawyer faux pas, and other lawyer witticisms.

In this Handbook you’ll find:

• 210 Humorous lawyer stories
• 62 Courtroom transcripts with lawyer gaffes
• 83 Question and answer lawyer jokes
• 19 Law school amusements
• 38 Punchy puns and word-play bits
• 2 Legal writing funny pieces
• 26 Hilarious one-liners
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Sci-Fi Shorts by Mark Roman & Corben Duke

About Sci-Fi Shorts by Mark Roman & Corben Duke:

From the man who saved the world (kind of) to the unluckiest man on Earth. A collection of nineteen amusing SF stories, including the spur-of-the-moment decision that doomed Mankind, the puzzling Christmas message from Outer Space, and the laptop that discovered it is self-aware.

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Lawyer Humor Handbook: The Complete Tome of Lawyer Jokes, Stories, Amusing Transcripts, Puns, and Witticisms by Ronald H. Clark

Lawyer Humor Handbook: The Complete Tome of Lawyer Jokes, Stories, Amusing Transcripts, Puns, and Witticisms by Ronald H. Clark

Cheer yourself and others up with the Lawyer Humor Handbook. Excellent resource for ice breaking when you are giving a speech, need a fun gift—especially for a lawyer, or want to lighten up any gathering or celebration. This Handbook compiles the whole gamut of lawyer jokes, stories, puns, court transcripts with lawyer faux pas, and other lawyer witticisms.

In this Handbook you’ll find:

• 210 Humorous lawyer stories
• 62 Courtroom transcripts with lawyer gaffes
• 83 Question and answer lawyer jokes
• 19 Law school amusements
• 38 Punchy puns and word-play bits
• 2 Legal writing funny pieces
• 26 Hilarious one-liners
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To bring a chuckle or a laugh-out-loud experience get and share a copy of the Lawyer Humor Handbook.

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MysticMagic Land by Janeen O’Kerry

About MysticMagic Land by Janeen O’Kerry:

There isn’t much to do in the small west Texas town of Goat Horn, except work in the shops, motels, and restaurants that serve the patrons of the beloved theme park known as MysticMagic Land.

For five friends – Roxie, Eddie, Westie, Allie, and Stoney – the huge park is their one respite from a boring life in Goat Horn, until they discover there is more to MysticMagic Land than they ever knew. Sometimes, it seems, ghosts and creatures are not just special effects.

At first, there’s nothing cooler than having real ghosts at your favorite theme park. But if those ghosts are causing enough trouble to close the place down permanently, the five decide they have to do something about it… even when they’ve never really stepped up to face anything before.

MysticMagic Land is a light and humorous urban fantasy novella. It is Book One in the upcoming Haunted Theme Park series and is suitable for readers of all ages.

No part of this book was created using artificial intelligence (AI) software of any kind.

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Coffee Cups & Wine Glasses. Hilarious Secrets to Heal a Broken Heart & Get Your Life Back! by Debbie Seagle

About Coffee Cups & Wine Glasses. Hilarious Secrets to Heal a Broken Heart & Get Your Life Back! by Debbie Seagle:

This collection of shameless tales and ingenious schemes is woven into a series of hilarious triumphs that will make you laugh, cry, and find a new perspective.
Discover the one word that will change your life.
Events in this story encourage you to see your life and the lives of other human beings with a little more empathy and understanding. Outlandish portrayals of hysterical misadventures (and methods to overcome them) will heighten your sense of happiness and encourage a deeper level of confidence to revitalize your life in ways you never thought of.
Find the secret to happiness while being entertained with inspirational stories of resilience through a gauntlet of mishaps.
It’s the perfect gift for yourself, your friends, and anyone who needs a lighthearted boost, a new outlook on life, or needs to laugh uncontrollably.
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The Goods Are Odd

The Goods Are Odd About The Goods Are Odd:

Misery loves company in Taylor’s ill-fated attempt to find a suitable suitor in Alaska
— as evidenced by the book’s very real screenshots of awful dating prospects.
Taylor’s satirical wit and divisive voice take the book up another notch; her
commentary offers readers a refreshing and raucous look at using dating apps in
your 30s.

Taylor’s book, The Goods Are Odd, is a book for men, women, and any human who
has had the misfortune of experiencing online dating in their 20s and 30s. Get it for
yourself as a coffee table staple, or gift it to a friend to prove there’s always worse
fish in the sea.

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The Badge And The Gun

About The Badge And The Gun:

When Johnny’s underpants are stolen, such is his outrage that he takes a solemn vow: Until the day he tracks down the underpants thief and brings him to justice, he will ‘go commando.’

Deprived of his jocks and driven by a relentless desire for justice, he investigates not only the theft of his undergarment but also the circumstances surrounding a trail of bodies left in south London by the ‘underpants killer.’

Could the underpants thief and the underpants killer be the same person? Is the serial killer a ‘trophy hunter’? With no jocks on, will Johnny get a chill in his kidneys? These are the questions Johnny must answer as he ‘rides bareback’ in his quest to find the culprit.

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