Retracing the churlish antics of our 45th president throughout his unforgettable first year and a quarter in office, Dear F*cking Lunatic: 101 Obscenely Rude Letters to Donald Trump takes both a laser scalpel and a rusty chain saw — in equal measure — to Trump’s boundless ego, bottomless stupidity, and brazen incompetence. With acid tongue planted firmly in cheek, author Aldous J. Pennyfarthing takes on the president’s unsurpassed ignorance, rampant racism, shocking pettiness, vertiginous dishonesty, and more.
Danny Patterson is having one of those days. You know the type; you wake with a debilitating hangover in your filthy flat which now has a corpse in the hallway, find out God has framed you for murder and help the creator of the Universe kidnap your ex-fiancé who you’re still in love with.
No? OK, so it’s just Danny then. Not that Danny is the only one having a bad start to the Easter weekend.
Jenny Thomas is still failing to come to terms with losing her soul mate. She could have done without him coming to her home with a deity that insists on being called Dave who kills several people to prove his divinity. God has picked the atheist Danny and the religious Jenny to save humanity, and their mission is twisted in Biblical proportions.
Completing the trinity of troubled souls is an awkward policeman charged with finding a murderer but finds he is looking for answers about his childhood, it is soon clear they are all looking for the truth within.
‘Don’t be deceived, bad company ruins good morals’
Today is Bill’s lucky day: he’s dead.
But his initiation into the bureaucracy of Heaven is interrupted by an unfortunate case of divine identity theft and a battle against the forces of moral ambiguity.
IT’S A MAD, MAD, MAD WORLD meets THE MALTESE FALCON with plenty of jokes and gags to keep you laughing out loud. If you loved WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT or ZOOTOPIA this is the book for you!
THE CASE OF THE CURSED DODO is a hilarious throwback to old fashioned detective stories starring a hardboiled Winnie-the-Pooh. His name’s Jake G. Panda, and he’s a wildlife investigator. He works at a flophouse for endangered critters called the Last Resort. He’s the hotel snoop. The resident fuzz. It’s his job to keep these unusual guests safe and out of harm’s way.
This first installment of THE ENDANGERED FILES is a wild and woolly mystery involving a missing guest, a green bird, and a bunch of double-crossing critters all hot on the trail of a valuable artifact called The Cursed Dodo. This book is designed to introduce young readers to the subject of endangered species in a fun and informative way. So join this tough talking panda detective and a cast of endangered creatures on a globe-trotting adventure that will appeal to the kid in all of us.
Now available as a hilarious old time radio AUDIO ADVENTURE on Audible! You won’t believe your ears!
From an award-winning syndicated columnist comes a collection of essays-sometimes nourishing, sometimes passionate, sometimes humorous, and always relatable.
Read this book if you are feeling sad. Read this book if you need a good chuckle. Read this book so that you never ever feel like you’re alone.
In one of the essays the author summarizes her embarrassment for not being supportive of her husband. She writes “When you’re sad, you get the kind [of tears] that roll down your cheek flowing freely. They drip down your collar and snot up your nose. No. These were different. These were tears of shame and embarrassment…These were tears that didn’t want to puddle or roll. These were tears that didn’t want to come out at all but couldn’t help themselves as they reluctantly dripped sideways into the hairline instead of following gravity down the face. These were my tears.”
These essays shine light into the soul and leave it wide open for all to see. This gifted storyteller is a keen observer of her own human nature and is not shy about sharing it.
Part memoir, part essay collection, Rats, Mice, and Other Things You Can’t Take to the Bank is written with both wit and charm. It will take you on a ride from finding a mouse in the house to the mortgage crisis. It’s so engaging that you may just might find yourself wondering how your own personal stories ended up in it!
Dad jokes. They’re not regular jokes. In fact, if a dad jokes make you bust out laughing, then there is something wrong. Dad jokes are intended to be bad. Eyerolling, groaning bad. Dad jokes are clever and dad jokes are punny, but dad jokes are mostly for dad’s enjoyment, not the people around him.
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A hapless American couple who are stranded in the bonkers backwater Greek village of Astakos are befuddled and bemused by the antics of the villagers who charm and outrage them with their quirky ways.
The elusive underwear thief is busy plundering the local washing lines hoping his identity will never be revealed, whilst the Pappas is up to his neck in nefarious schemes. Mail order Russian bride Masha is indulged by that old fool Vasilis in her passion for plastic surgery, and Stavroula plots to extricate herself from her marriage to the supposedly dead Toothless Tasos.
Not a day goes by in Astakos without deviousness and humour as part of the scenic backdrop.
The humorous antics of life in a fictional Greek village have the feel good factor to make you laugh-out-loud.
Famous Union College is a slow moving train wreck, a place where what is what is not.
Two hapless heroes.
A flirty secretary.
A paranoid football coach.
A sex obsessed football player.
Who knows what they will do next?
“The characters are all interesting and well developed – and many would be great study cases for a psych major.” – HAMPTON REVIEWS
“It’s light and humorous with a bit of a wink and a lot of wry puckish humor.” – Pop Bop, Top 500 Amazon Reviewer
From the author of the endearing story THE SURVIVAL OF MARVIN BAINES.
Have you ever wondered how God and Satan communicates? Have you ever wondered how they actual talk to each other in real-time conversations? I’m talking, face to face conversations. What do they say about us humans? This book will answer these questions and much more. It’s a comedy, based on a true story that builds knowledge, wisdom and understanding, but will also bring you to tears and make you laugh.
After stumbling across a disturbing video online revealing his girlfriend’s shocking secret life, humor blogger Jason Tamayo found himself overwhelmed by the seemingly endless misery he’s been put through by the opposite sex. So, what is there for a man to do after he realizes he can’t maintain a genuine relationship to save his life? To write a book about all of his failed and humiliating relationships of course!
When it’s Convenient is a series of humorous essays about meaningless sex, pathetically unhealthy relationships, and some hilariously unusual circumstances from the perspective of one of the Internet’s boldest writers. Laugh-out-loud as the author takes you on his hedonistic journey that includes a short stint at a mental institution, a candid interview with a seasoned prostitute, and a slew of other bizarre situations that only he could find his way into … and out of!
Parents, have you ever wondered what really goes on when we drop our kids off at school and they walk through those double doors? Well, in Classroom Chronicles, nine year old author and public school attendee, Amirah Johnson, has the scoop! Parents will be blown away by the crazy stories and questionable situations these elementary children take part in. Are you ready?
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Have you ever wondered what really goes on when we drop our kids off at school and they walk through those double doors? Well, in Classroom Chronicles, 9 year old author and public school attendee, has the scoop! Parent’s will be blown away by crazy and unbelievable situations these Elementary children take part in. Are you ready?
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“Letters to be Read in a Heavily British Accent” recounts the hilarious (and historically-set) misadventures of Sherwood, a recruit in H. Majesty’s army; and Penelope, his bit-of-all-right back home. Through their letters they share incidents and events, and discuss their relationship, which looks good on paper, but…
“I found I was unable to stop reading this absurd and awfully seductive tale of power, politics and poo.”
READERS’ FAVORITE 5/5 STAR REVIEW!
During a summit, the President faces his biggest challenge yet: A clogged toilet. What’s the man to do? Leave the bathroom and say nothing on the matter? Or, take matter into his own hands?
FLUSHED is the first book in the funny short read series THE MEANTIME STORIES. Each story is a stand-alone, perfect for when you have 30 minutes to kill on the commuter rail, or you’re home with the sniffles and need some fast and humorous entertainment, or want to enter and leave an unexplored universe during lunch.
Whenever you want a break from whatever else – The Meantime Stories is just what you need!
In honor of Dr. Seuss’ birthday comes this “Dr. Seuss for adults” book about some very frustrated Sperm and Eggs.
If you’re looking for a sweet depiction of how Mommies and Daddies make babies… THIS AIN’T THAT F’N BOOK.
Down the F’n Tubes combines the rhyming, illustrated style of Dr. Seuss with the irreverent humor of “Go the F to Sleep.” It is a hilarious, profane, and brutally honest look at the taboo topic of infertility.
The Night Out is the tale of a man having a bad day and trying to drink away his sorrows with friends in the run down town of Grimsby. For his family and friends, it is the last time they ever see him and mourn his loss or doggedly investigate his disappearance. The reality is that his night is his entire existence, trapped in an endless cycle of the same conversations with a fixed group. Will he be able to return to normality? Or will the crushing pressure of the concept of eternity with friends be too much? £3.99 on Kindle or part of the Kindle unlimited programme. paperback version also available.
Should YOU give a Sh*t about this book? DEFINITELY YES!
As you will discover, this entertaining book of insightful and witty humor is not like other self help books.
WHILE ENJOYING THE EXPERIENCE OF THIS BOOK, YOU’LL ALSO:
Blow off steam: We all have personal issues, challenges, and obstacles that accumulate stress that must be released to keep us in a state of peak motivation.
Know yourself: Sometimes an entire life is spent being stuck at the expense of personal, business, social and relational opportunities for success. Self-discovery is the first step to the healing, actualization, and optimization of your life.
Reflect: Recognizing your priorities, what you really want and what matters most to you is the key to your growth in all aspects of your life.
Decide: To solve problems and catch opportunities, decisions are needed. This book will help you decide and act to expand your potential in a fun, playful, smart and effective way.
Lead: True leadership starts with the self where smart and effective strategy, action and execution are the keys to the growth of our capacity.
Single Chicas is a collection of stories about modern Latinas being in, out, and around the zany hurdles of relationships. One woman receives strange calls from a lonely soul, another seeks advice on how to love herself, and another wakes up in a parallel universe to a man she’s never met. These chicas will make painstaking effort to survive the complexities with humor and grace. Once again, López dazzles audiences with her brilliantly candid craft. Smart, witty, and funny, these stories will explore the true endurance of singlehood.
It’s the wedding of the century. Her big brother – the man who was a second father to her after their dad passed – is the groom. And Nicole is fighting just to keep her head above water.
She’s surrounded by an aloof bride-to-be, a psychotic mother of the bride, ridiculous bridesmaids, and a town that feels like a parody of Americana. Her own family is perfectly fine with everything – with the exception of her wise-cracking cousin Ella, whose antics only serve to get Nicole even further into trouble. The wedding stress is invading all aspects of her life, including her own relationship. Nicole only wants what’s best for her brother – but what if that involves her brother leaving his fiancée at the altar?
As the wedding day approaches and tensions continue to rise, Nicole is forced to figure out what love, loyalty, and honesty mean – before it’s too late and she loses everyone she loves.
This anthology contains some of the most hilarious satire you are likely to read this year. Ranging from mordant to vulgar to irreverent and downright zany, this subversive collection will have you in stitches from start to finish. Fans of humor publications like the Onion and Clickhole will love this book and appreciate Tony Belletier’s unique brand of toxic satire. Humor lovers will find much to enjoy in this volume. They will learn about “Highly Smokable Cigarette Butts I Found in the Gutter” and will meet delightful characters like Vito, the Northern New Jersey Italian-American Tombstone distributor and meet a Saudi executioner who, deep down, just wants to be an actor. Above all, readers will laugh at the many articles and stories poking fun at the absurdity of American social and political life. Sooner or later, you’ll fall in love with American Carnage.