A frightfully funny novel for horror comedy fans. Lloyd Wallace is the most clueless crossing guard the intersection of hell and earth has ever seen. When he stumbled into a job at 24/7 Dairy Mart, he had no idea what he was in for. The beer cave is the gate to hell. His boss is the devil, and the customers definitely aren’t what they seem.
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D.M. Guay mish-mashes her love of all that’s scary/gory/geeky/funny into stories about creeps and critters, ghouls and ghosts, and all of the unseemly things that go bump in the night. She runs Monsters in Your Inbox, a once a month newsletter for horror comedy fans.