About The Badge And The Gun:
When Johnny’s underpants are stolen, such is his outrage that he takes a solemn vow: Until the day he tracks down the underpants thief and brings him to justice, he will ‘go commando.’
Deprived of his jocks and driven by a relentless desire for justice, he investigates not only the theft of his undergarment but also the circumstances surrounding a trail of bodies left in south London by the ‘underpants killer.’
Could the underpants thief and the underpants killer be the same person? Is the serial killer a ‘trophy hunter’? With no jocks on, will Johnny get a chill in his kidneys? These are the questions Johnny must answer as he ‘rides bareback’ in his quest to find the culprit.
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Author Bio:
There has been much speculation in recent years as to whether Johnny Two Kebabs really exists. Is it true that on 15th June 2011 after drinking 13 pints of lager he polished off two doner kebabs in 1 minute 59 seconds? Is Johnny Two Kebabs just an urban legend? Is the song that was written about him and for which the video appears on the internet just in the tradition of Irish blarney and storytelling? Is it a type of Celtic mythology about larger than life figures? Were the comics which mysteriously appeared on the Internet in 2020 just fake news? Now, at last, in his own words, Johnny Two Kebabs recounts his adventures in a series of memoirs