About Tales of Nonagon:
Bizarre deaths, murder and scaffolding.
Welcome to Nonagon, city of bloated domes, where the sun never sets and all shall be forever well, a world that looks like ours but is quite mad. The first part of a glittering series of drivel.
Set in the parallel University of Nonagon where a museum gets a facelift, an administrator searches for an alchemical artefact and a lavish banquet disagrees with a museum director. Absurd chaos ensues in this bizarre black comedy contemporary occult fantasy.
“Cartoon situations with cardboard characters in an electronic format. Flat.” The Mail On Doormat
“Rectangular plotting.” O. B. Long, Televisual Choice
Read Tales of Nonagon. There’s a bird inside a wig in chapter one!
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Author Bio:
Blessed with the ability to mangle the English language, Olive Winterleaf has no idea what she is writing and admits to making it up as she goes along.
The idea of Tales Of Nonagon came to her when it was discovered that a microscopic lesion in the shape of a nonagon had lodged under one of her fingernails. A closer inspection revealed that this ‘nonagon’ harboured a population of biscuit crumbs. This inspired her to write complete drivel.
Later, she discovered that the biscuit crumbs were running an illegal gambling club from her fingernail. This inspired The Nonagon Mob – a sequel to the Tales Of Nonagon trilogy.
Then she noticed that some of the biscuit crumbs had packed their little suitcases and had moved out. This spawned House Of Multiple Nonagons.
Naturally, the biscuit crumbs were soon redecorating, thus inspiring Nine And A Half Glimpses Of Nonagon.
She has written seven books, set in the non-existent city of Nonagon or thereabouts. They are all set in the decades that style ignored and feature the fictitious city of Nonagon, where the sun never sets and all shall be forever well. She took a brief detour with ‘don’t buy this book: it’s complete noctambulist’, an experiment in how not to publish a book.
Her seventh creation, The Sword In The Carrot, is set approximately in medieval Nonagon.