About Janthopoyism Bible:
Spirituality is an essential component of human well-being. However, many of us have become disillusioned with religion’s poorly packaged interpretation and exploitation of divinity. That is why new-age truth seekers have uncovered hidden enlightenment by stripping away the nonsensical details, and at their rudimentary states, we can prove that cutting-edge quantum science, ancient philosophies, and pre-dogmatic mysticisms have taught identical ideas.
The collective Universe is a single entity! And we can best serve the cosmos’ evolution by living the most unique life possible!
Whether you’re an occult expert or a curious dabbler, the Janthopoyism Bible offers modernised spiritual philosophies that will give your preexisting beliefs a nudge in a fresh direction. Inspired by powerful esoteric scriptures to the likes of Taoism’s Tao Te Cheng, Hermeticism’s Corpus Hermetic, Theosophy’s Secret Doctrine, and Thelema’s Book of the Law, we cover topics such as:
* How the Eastern definition of “God” is far superior to the Westernised Abrahamic version (Brahman, Dao, etc.)
* How the Universe is a unified organism in which we live (a pantheistic concept that agrees with every religion and science available)
* How divinity vibrates within you and calls you to complete tasks using emotional notifications (Spirit Hacking)
* And, most importantly, how we do not exist in an objective Universe but rather an infinitely subjective reality, meaning everyone’s absolute truth is different (Anekāntavāda)
Considering these above fundamentals, you can take practical steps to manipulate reality, for example:
* Using mental alchemy to intentionally control your confirmation bias (Reality Hacking)
* Learning the science behind witchcraft (spoiler: spells, prayer, and Law of Attraction manifestations are the same!)
* Transcending mindfulness anxiety with a near-future-based mentality, securing your power in the now to use for a better later
* Finding Your Calling (True Path) through existential stability meets self-help therapy designed for men, women, and everyone between
* Accepting that your calling is distinct from anyone else’s, which is the Universe’s method of ensuring everything gets done
* Making tiny but positive changes to ensure your life measurably improves every week
If you’re forever striving to unlock the secrets of the Universe, then the Janthopoyism Bible is a crucial addition to your collection of spiritual enlightenment books. Most importantly, it’s super fun! Buy it now before it infiltrates the mainstream!
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Author Bio:
Born in South Africa and now homeless as a nomadic something or other, Jared Woods does whatever he wants. He is best known as the former scriptwriter for the YouTube channel Pencilmation, where billions of people have seen his work with scripts surpassing the 100 million mark. He has authored numerous books, including the spiritual philosophy of the “Janthopoyism Bible”, the self-help publication “Heartbreak Sucks!”, the fictional novel “This Is Your Brain On Drugs” and a music journalism guide “The 250 Best Albums of the Decade (2010 – 2019)”.
His other creative projects include #legobiscuits (a daily one-panel Instagram comic), composing solo music under the name Coming Down Happy, “singing” for the band Sectlinefor, and producing a film called Definitely Not a Cry For Help which is already partially on YouTube.
Jared is the founder of the Janthopoyism religion.
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