Jake Blatowski can’t wait for high school—basketball, calculus, and a cafeteria that isn’t under investigation by the health department.
But he’ll have to wait: A computer malfunction has assigned him to the fifth grade!
It’s bad enough that he bangs his knees on the desks or that Miss Percy is going over long division . . . again . . . but Jake has to sit next to Dana Volt, a perpetually surly troublemaker determined to make his life a living hell.
Worse yet, Dana secretly belongs to a coalition of girls who protect humanity from the horde of deadly monsters plaguing the city—monsters that have chosen Jake as their next target!
Jake’s no hero; he just wants to make it to varsity tryouts. But now the impulsive and moody Dana is the only one who can save Jake from certain death—and Jake is the only one who can save Dana from herself.
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Author Bio:
D. G. D. Davidson is an archaeologist, librarian, and magical girl enthusiast. He is the author of the JAKE AND THE DYNAMO series, featuring the madcap adventures of the luckless Jake Blatowski and the surly Pretty Dynamo.
Davidson makes his home in various places throughout the Midwest, where he pops up unexpectedly at strange times and in strange places. He blogs on occasion, mostly about magical girls, at deusexmagicalgirl.com.