About Greetings, Planet Earth! by Steve Heiman:
Greetings, Planet Earth!
Book One of the Jack Gripper series
When a misfit trash collector is chosen by aliens to represent Earth, one wrong move can lead to Galactic War. Or, even worse…the end of chocolate!
Jack Gripper loves playing pranks and eating pizza. But when he’s tasked with selecting an alien species to mentor Earth for the next one hundred years, he’d better make the right call or the Earth is doomed!
Can he overcome obstacles and diabolical plots to pick the right alien? And, just as important…can chocolate and pizza survive the alien encounter?
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Author Bio:
Steve fled the big city life at the age of ten to enjoy a healthy country upbringing on a farm. After decades of dreaming about writing a book, the Covid-19 Lockdown of 2020 became his golden opportunity to actually make it happen. A lifetime resident of the Northwest, he now lives in Portland Or, and looks forward to a future life in the country with a dog and several cats while writing more zany escapades.
Book 2 of the series, Help, I Lost My Planet! is now available on Amazon.