About Fangs, Fame And Fine Art – How to Survive a Reality TV Show When You’re a Vampire:
Dive into a world where centuries-old curses meet modern-day madness in this hilariously chaotic cozy urban fantasy! Cordelia, a vampire countess with a taste for fine art and love affairs, finds her past literally staring back at her from a stolen Titian portrait. But this isn’t your typical midnight museum heist—Lorenzo, her Venetian painter ex, is trapped within the canvas, his soul fragmented by ancient treachery.
From museum heists to reality TV nightmares, Cordelia’s life spirals into a whirlwind of absurdity. When Lorenzo’s curse causes a clueless TV producer to turn Lorenzo’s haunted painting into a viral sensation, complete with snobbish art critiques and accidental poltergeists, Cordelia must juggle her immortal secrets with the chaos of prime-time television. And just when you think things can’t get weirder, shadow voices, spiritual therapists, and a desperate attempt to reap a soul throw Cordelia’s world into even more comedic disarray.
Get ready for a wild ride through art galleries, TV studios, and the very depths of immortal angst. Can Cordelia protect Lorenzo’s soul, survive the internet’s insatiable hunger for viral memes, and maybe, just maybe, teach a few reality TV producers a lesson they’ll never forget? Find out in a story where vampires, art, and reality TV collide in the most hilariously unexpected ways!
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Author Bio:
Eric Van Haze has spent the last fifty years cultivating a fascination with the hidden corners of the world. From the cobblestone streets of his home city of Brussels to the dusty tomes of forgotten lore, Eric’s imagination thrives on the intersection of the mundane and the magical. A lifelong enthusiast of urban fantasy and paranormal tales, he weaves narratives that blend historical intrigue with contemporary wit.
With a keen eye for the absurd and a deep appreciation for the supernatural, Eric crafts stories that explore the secret lives of immortals, the hidden agendas of ancient curses, and the hilarious chaos that ensues when the otherworldly collides with the everyday.