About Escape From Samsara: A Series & Standalone of Sci-Fi Comedy (Prophecy Allocation Book 1):

He thinks he’s a deadly time-travelling ninja. But, he’s Barry Harris, and he still lives with his mum.
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Barry’s been patient, but after 27 years of trimming hedges for people he hates, he’s had enough. All he wants to do is to find his missing father and to discover his inner ninja. But life’s not done with throwing him curveballs. A fatal mistake catapults Barry into the adventure of a lifetime.

With talking hedges, samurai ghosts, meddling psychotherapists, and an inexplicably non-linear time pattern conspiring against him, Barry must do battle to save his hide, unleash the ninja within, and rescue his father from an ancient army, a dark sorcerer, and a raging inferno.

Perfect reading for fans of Douglas Adams, Robert Rankin, Tom Holt or Christopher Moore.

What the reviews are saying:

‘I read it in one night. Quite a few times I laughed out loud and my husband had to ask me what was going on.’

‘It’s very rare to find a book that relates to my humor, this author got it spot on.’

‘I’ve read a lot of first books since I got my Kindle and I have to say this is up there with the best.’

‘The story oozes with a dark humour.’

‘Very funny laugh out loud lines along with scenarios that make you cringe on behalf of poor Barry.’

‘I was cracking up from the first line.’

‘This book was roaring fun.’

‘A Confederacy of Dunces across the pond with ninjas. And it totally works. The book was enjoyable and flat out hilarious.’

‘There are so many wonderful and unpredictable gems in this book.’

‘This is a fun, bizarre, and unique read that stretches the imagination.’

‘A crazy journey into a dark and funny world.’

‘You’ve got gardening, ninjas, Buddhism, bowel humour, time travel, violence and grannies. What’s not to like?’

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About Hot Love Inferno: A Standalone Sci-Fi Comedy (Prophecy Allocation Book 2):

‘Read it in one sitting and couldn’t stop laughing. Gag a minute. Dark comedy at it’s finest!” (Goodreads)

A half-woman, half-cockroach fused in a bizarre gardening accident? That would be Mrs. Jittery Twitch, dwelling in the shadows of our misdeeds. If in danger, you can call upon her help… all she asks is your soul as payment. But she’s just a legend, so no need to worry.

Barry Harris is a 28-year-old man, still living with his dear old mum in a little flat above a hairdresser. His obsession with Star Trek and the martial arts won’t help him when he’s forced out on a date. And nobody knows about the weird string of events that’s about to put everyone’s lives in danger. A trio of samurai warriors and the strangest offer of help lead Barry on a perilous mission to save the day.

This book is the second in the Prophecy Allocation series but works fine as a standalone read.

Why You Should Read This Book:

It explains revolutionary insights into the nature of reality that debunk the myth of free will (probably).
It proves the multiverse has only two parallel universes (depending on your criteria for what makes up proof).
It contains 50% extra innuendo-based gags than Book One in the series. Some of them might be considered funny (again, this is relative).
The author achieved a heightened dynamic tension not found in other books. He was heavily constipated during its creation. There may be a link. The author is in no way suggesting that this makes it better than every other book ever written.
All British slang terms are helpfully translated for the international reader, along with a short explanation of why British people are a little strange.

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About Deep Marine:

Ender’s Game meets Underwater in this high-stakes military thriller.

It’s July of 2065: twenty-one years into humanity’s quiet march toward extinction. The discovery of a potent, non-lethal, addictive wonder drug—extracted near the Wreck of the Titanic—has decimated the world’s productivity and birth rate. Delaney “Del” Martin is among the few who has elected to avoid it. Instead, he has committed himself to advancing America’s nuclear program. Unfortunately, the mega-corporation that produces the drug doesn’t care about energy. Only profits. And more addicts means a higher bottom line.

Following a violent attack and coming within inches of getting forcefully hooked on the drug, Del finds himself in a state of limbo and instability. In this moment of weakness, a retired officer of the U.S. Navy attempts to recruit Del for an ultra-secret mission. Code-named “Operation Trident,” the mission will occur in the perpetual night of the deep Atlantic, with two miles of crushing seawater overhead.

It’s the definition of a suicide mission: a Hail Mary intended to save the world from itself. And it is expected to cost many lives. The trouble is…Del is a pacifist. And pacifists don’t mix with military operations.

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About Deep Marine:

Ender’s Game meets Underwater in this high-stakes military thriller.

It’s July of 2065: twenty-one years into humanity’s quiet march toward extinction. The discovery of a potent, non-lethal, addictive wonder drug—extracted near the Wreck of the Titanic—has decimated the world’s productivity and birth rate. Delaney “Del” Martin is among the few who has elected to avoid it. Instead, he has committed himself to advancing America’s nuclear program. Unfortunately, the mega-corporation that produces the drug doesn’t care about energy. Only profits. And more addicts means a higher bottom line.

Following a violent attack and coming within inches of getting forcefully hooked on the drug, Del finds himself in a state of limbo and instability. In this moment of weakness, a retired officer of the U.S. Navy attempts to recruit Del for an ultra-secret mission. Code-named “Operation Trident,” the mission will occur in the perpetual night of the deep Atlantic, with two miles of crushing seawater overhead.

It’s the definition of a suicide mission: a Hail Mary intended to save the world from itself. And it is expected to cost many lives. The trouble is…Del is a pacifist. And pacifists don’t mix with military operations.

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About Pelt Stroker Required: Weapons Provided: Starborn Circus Book 2 of 2:

Space…just add Jamie. And an alien warship.

Ghost Claw Clan of the Purple Hills Slashtails, all six of them, are going home to face whoever betrayed them. They have no idea what will happen when they do, but oblivion is the odds-on favorite.

The small clan hopes that Jamie can be their revenge from beyond the grave, but their captors aren’t out of the picture yet. Ghost Claw Clan only knows one way to deal with problems: head-on!

Though Jamie still might manage to save his new clan – just not in a way any of them expected.

The satisfying conclusion in a new duology from science fiction writer Vance Huxley.

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About Genostock: Uno:

A wiser humanity worships Gaia, and the mighty Labs manufacture a variety of animals to serve society. Abundance and prosperity are everywhere, yet for a few individuals life is a hard struggle: A shy farm boy who refuses to acknowledge the nature of his exceptional skills; a highborn damsel whose luxurious existence is threatened by a web of family intrigue; and a young cannibal who makes an incredible discovery that forever changes his world. As the three forge their shared destinies, outside forces are determined to challenge the supremacy of mankind and alter the natural order.

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“A most original and exciting book”

“A brilliant page-turner”

“A powerful experience that ignites your imagination and challenges your thinking”

“A highly inventive and sweeping novel that works on many levels”

“Once you’ve picked it up, you can’t put it down”

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About Fall of the Cities: Legends Never Die:

Just for a moment, Harold thinks his tiny group has snatched victory from the jaws of defeat, but then he finds out the cost, and it might be too much. His friends try to bring him back from the brink, to find him a mission, while his sister knows that if she loses her little brother, she might also lose her nine-year-old daughter as well.

Even if many believe he is dead, his legend is growing as the death camp pictures begin to spread.

Some officers in the British Army seize on the death camp pictures and a dead ex-squaddie, Soldier Boy, as an ideal way to unify and rally dissatisfied soldiers, while in Birmingham, his friends are still carrying Harold’s name and flag into battle. Meanwhile, the Cabal is growing more frustrated as the growing legend spawns copycats and sightings. Pictures of a horrendous crime are appearing here and there, with plans for a nationwide release. The clock is ticking.

The surrounded survivors in London have learned from the loss of Gatwick, but the Cabal is making their own plans. One results in a devastating blow to the defenders, leaving them scrambling to survive. Now another clock is ticking – will the Cabal strike again before the surrounded Londoners are ready, or can the massacre pictures and sympathetic officers incite a British Army mutiny?

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About Nova: Tavern Tall Tales Presents:

Dan Oliff is thrust into a high tech world of cloak and dagger dealings, where new nations rise aided by disruptive scientific advances and old nations watch from a far as they play a game of chess where Dan is just a pawn and his opponents are unseen.
A young woman has gone missing on the most advanced city ever constructed where every citizen’s movements are constantly tracked by an AI, the designer of which happens to be the missing woman’s father and is an old friend of Dan’s.
Nations will rise into the heavens, allegiances will form from silicon and muscle, beliefs in faith and humanity will be tested.

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About Shadow & Blood: The Final Pandemic – A Pandemic Thriller of Rage, Bloodlust, and Survival:

The world has been thrown into chaos. People have lost their families. They’ve lost their homes. They’ve lost everything they hold dear. And worst of all, no one is going to save them.

When a new, deadly variant of COVID-19 emerges, COVID-X, the world is unprepared for its devastating consequences. Families are torn apart as those infected descend into a frenzied state of rage, barbarity, and bloodlust.

The infected become known as Shadow Seekers, and for now, there is no cure. The Shadow Seekers are brutal, savage creatures of the night, devoid of humanity and slaughtering anyone they come across, even their loved ones.

Shadow & Blood follows two families on opposite sides of the globe, as the world descends into chaos and madness.

The Wu family live in a dilapidated, cramped building in the heart of the initial outbreak, the city of Wuhan. They must form a coalition with their neighbors to protect themselves from the Shadow Seekers which are appearing all around them.

The Campbell family lives in an affluent neighborhood of New Jersey where they experience a new reality of danger and horror. They must confront violent, bloodthirsty Shadow Seekers as they attempt to force their way into their home.

As the families fight for their lives, they must also face the grim reality of a world on the brink of collapse. Will they be able to overcome the dangers of the virus and the Shadow Seekers, or will they succumb to the darkness that threatens to engulf them?

Each chapter sees the world spiral more and more out of control with increasing levels of disorder, terror, and carnage. In the end few remain as the Shadow Seekers overrun the populations of many major cities, and whoever is left must do whatever they can to survive.

Will the world be able to stop the spread of this deadly virus before it’s too late? There is no end in sight, no light at the end of the tunnel, only heartbreak and ruin. Yet, humanity fights on and maintains hope, for now.

For Adults Only
Readers be aware there are both violence and sex scenes described in detail within this novel.

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About Up, Up and Away!:

When an unconventional scientific discovery happens in a little garden shed in the U.K., the results are spectacular.

What if you could turn off gravity? Well, maybe divert it a bit, or absorb some?

That’s exactly what geek Stephen Corser figures out.

And now there’s just a few details that stand between his ragtag group of friends and space, the final frontier.

They have a big dream, the freedom of space for anyone who could make something airtight and strap on a Widget. No government control, no corporations selling space an inch at a time.

There’s only a few problems standing in their way like locating a private island, dodging the government, SEAL teams and Venezuelan gangsters.

Hold on to your shipping container, because Pigs are going to fly!

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