About Escape From Samsara: A Series & Standalone of Sci-Fi Comedy (Prophecy Allocation Book 1):

A fatal mistake catapults Barry Harris into the adventure of a lifetime. With talking hedges, samurai ghosts, meddling psychotherapists, and an inexplicably non-linear time pattern conspiring against him, Barry must do battle to save his hide, unleash the ninja within, and rescue his father from an ancient army, a dark sorcerer and a raging inferno.

Perfect reading for fans of Douglas Adams, Robert Rankin, Tom Holt or Christopher Moore.

What is the mysterious Prophecy Allocation Department?

Where in space and time is the Before and After?

Even more importantly, Will Barry’s underwear hold out until he has saved the day?

What the reviews are saying :

‘I read it in one night. Quite a few times I laughed out loud and my husband had to ask me what was going on.’

‘It’s very rare to find a book that relates to my humor, this author got it spot on.’

‘I’ve read a lot of first books since I got my Kindle and I have to say this is up there with the best.’

‘The story oozes with a dark humour.’

‘Very funny laugh out loud lines along with scenarios that make you cringe on behalf of poor Barry.’

‘I was cracking up from the first line.’

‘This book was roaring fun.’

‘A Confederacy of Dunces across the pond with ninjas. And it totally works. The book was enjoyable and flat out hilarious.’

‘There are so many wonderful and unpredictable gems in this book.’

‘This is a fun, bizarre, and unique read that stretches the imagination.’

‘A crazy journey into a dark and funny world.’

‘You’ve got gardening, ninjas, Buddhism, bowel humour, time travel, violence and grannies. What’s not to like?’

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About Violent Wonder: Cosmic Horror in Space (Universal Wilderness Book 1):

Space has never been more hostile.

300 years ago, a bolt of cosmic lightning struck Earth, scattering humanity across the stars. Since then, most habitable planets have come under the rule of an authoritarian regime known as the People’s Union Coalition.

Seeking to escape the PUC’s stranglehold, the crew of the Leopold endeavors to steal a Light Core, one of the only means of transportation from star system to star system. But when they come across an old derelict vessel drifting through the outer boundaries of known space, their escape quickly turns into a blood-soaked nightmare.

For fans of Aliens, Doom, and Dead Space

From the author of Ash Above, Snow Below and The Omen Tree comes a raucous journey through the hostile unknowns of unexplored space and the mysteries of the human soul.

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About Till Human Voices Wake Us: A Science Fantasy Novel:

Sometimes the difference between reality and insanity is only a matter of absurdity.

There is nothing Milo Bishop fears more than the thought that he is going insane.

Having grown up hearing his Uncle Jay’s stories about the strange mermaids, Milo never had a reason to believe they were actually true. But when a near-death experience gives Milo a vision of a mermaid calling to him for help, Milo is forced to test his uncle’s claims. And when he winds up in Rasulka, the mermaid community tucked away, deep under the southern California seas, the question of his uncle’s sanity is the least of his concerns.

For in the heart of Rasulka, a growing whirlpool in the ocean-sky and the terrarium’s changing climate — along with a discarded prophecy that says their end will come when humans appear — all suggest that the end is near. Along with his uncle and best friend, Moss, and Eluia, a young mermaid who grew up hearing myths about humans, Milo has only hours to sort through his doubts and insecurities and face down unimaginable terrors if he is going to find his way home — before Rasulka, and everyone in it, is lost forever.

FROM THE BOOK:

“Lani would’ve liked them, you know,” Uncle Jay said, as he slouched back into his chair. “She could appreciate their dedication to their cause.”

“Liked who?” I rubbed my eyes, and then immediately regretted the question.

“The mermaids, of course.”

I shook my head, panic suddenly suffocating me. “Oh, God, not this. Please stop with this.”

“They are calling for us, Milo.” His voice was steady with conviction of the worst sort. Uncle Jay always seemed quite lucid to me, even after I’d grown up enough to know his stories about the mermaid community that lived under the sea bordered on alien abduction levels of insanity.

I covered my face with my hands and shook my head.

Not this. Not again. Not now.

FROM THE AUTHOR:

Fans of Dune, Empire of Lies, Fahrenheit 451, and Till We Have Faces will enjoy this science fantasy thriller with a dark psychological twist.

WHAT REVIEWERS ARE SAYING:

“This was a fantastic read and really allowed me to see from the other side of the looking glass … Excellent work C.S. Johnson!” ~ Nathan K. Battles, author of The Transcedent

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About Path of Totality:

Jadzia Mills never wanted to become a killer, but when World War III comes to American soil, Jadzia is torn from her family. Forced to join the military, she fights alongside her best friend. When he is killed by a Zealot, Jadzia disappears to reunite with her mother and brother.

Alone, she embarks on a perilous cross-country journey trying to stay ahead of those desperately trying to find her.

Help comes in an unexpected way when she meets Ryker and his group of survivors. When Ryker insists upon helping her, Jadzia’s mixed feelings toward him only complicate her goals.

Can they work together despite the odds between them when sacrifice seems the only way to survive?

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About Legend Rising (Galactic Guardians Book 1):

My name is Max Tyco.
I will become the most powerful Guardian in the Universe.
This is my story.

Max Tyco is a truck driver on the road more days than he’s home. Events are about to transpire that will lead this everyday Joe on an adventure of a lifetime. Things like traveling through space, starships, alien monsters, and blasters have all been daydreams, until now.

The Rowki is a fraternity of inter-galactic guardians tasked with keeping the balance between the light and the darkness. A call for help from the oldest galaxy in the universe and the central planet in that galaxy will uncover an ancient secret that could mean the end of the universe as we know it.

Chosen for the depth of his potential, Max will have to commit to the Rowki or decide to go back home and forget he ever knew the truth. But the truth is out there and more horrifying than he could ever expect.

From the author that brought you Forsaken Mercenary and Gateway to the Galaxy comes your next adventure. Grab your beverage of choice and get ready, once you start this ride you won’t want to get up. Click to buy now and escape into a world of AI, androids, spaceships and galactic knights.

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About Bestiarii (Echoes of Pangaea Book 1):

The Mexican civil war had been grinding on for so long that the U.S. resorted to using private contractors—mercenaries—to prop up the failing Mexican Army. One of the many things the Mexican Army failed to protect was Pangaea, the famed animal park in remote northeast Mexico, a symbol of rampant capitalism. All the creatures inside were killed at the time. At least, that’s what was reported.

For his estranged son Michael’s high school graduation, hotel mogul Roger Rudd splurged on a rare and expensive hunting trip in Mexico, hoping it would bring them closer. To get there, they hitched a ride down on one of the contractors’ helicopters, picking up Tina Echevarria, a beautiful and feisty Mexican graduate student, along the way.

But when the helicopter crashes in the Sierra Madre Oriental mountains, its combat-seasoned contractor crew, led by Irishman Seamus O’Malley, will have to lead the disparate group on a cross-country scramble, trying not only to evade guerilla fighters, but also the prolific and savage offspring of the artificially-created animals once filling Pangaea. Animals thought to be eradicated a generation before, when Pangaea’s walls were breached. Animals called theropods by the park officials… but known to the rest of world as dinosaurs.

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About Lard Boy (Fatgirl Book 10):

Love at first bite …

Kallie — as her super-sized, super-hero self — has had a hard day, and literally the last thing she needs is to find out another Alterant is running loose. And when AB’s Phi-ger goes off, she’s hardly pleased.

But genuine worry starts to overtake her as this time, it’s Zeus who’s digested the radioactive doughnuts. If he’s compromised, Zeus could easily reveal Fatgirl’s true identity to the world, and what else could be his worst fear? Along with AB, Kallie races over to save him.

Only to be met with the shock of her life …

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About Up, Up and Away!:

When an unconventional scientific discovery happens in a little garden shed in the U.K., the results are spectacular.

What if you could turn off gravity? Well, maybe divert it a bit, or absorb some?

That’s exactly what geek Stephen Corser figures out.

And now there’s just a few details that stand between his ragtag group of friends and space, the final frontier.

They have a big dream, the freedom of space for anyone who could make something airtight and strap on a Widget. No government control, no corporations selling space an inch at a time.

There’s only a few problems standing in their way like locating a private island, dodging the government, SEAL teams and Venezuelan gangsters.

Hold on to your shipping container, because Pigs are going to fly!

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