About Numan Versus Numan: A Dark Sci-Fi Comedy:

“Sharply observed and outrageously funny.” ★★★★★

Two tribute bands. One ultimate prize. Zero room for failure.

We all have idols. Five’s idol was Gary Numan, and it was his destiny to become the world’s leading tribute act.His band, ‘The Romford Bombers’ became an instant sensation in Essex. On top of the world, Five had no idea things were about to turn savage when a new group, ‘The Storm Troopers’ fronted by Ross, burst onto the scene. With the Romford and Dagenham Gary Numan Fan Club going into liquidation, they have organised one last competition. The all-time battle of the Numan tribute bands. Five will do absolutely anything to win it. The problem is, so will Ross.

Editor’s Note:

This book is not just for Gary Numan fans, but please be warned it contains middle-aged men wearing eyeliner.This book can not cure erectile dysfunction, despite what you might have heard.Most of the characters come from Essex. If you are not familiar with that part of the United Kingdom, you may come away with rich cultural insights that change the way you perceive human existence.No lobsters or geography teachers were harmed in the writing of this book. If you are offended by bad language, then you have come to the right place. This book is specifically designed to offend you.

Glossary:

Numanoid – (slang) A fan of the English pop star Gary Numan.
Numanoidist – A fan that is enamoured with Gary Numan to the point he seeks to emulate him as a tribute artist.
Numanoidiac – A tribute artist who believes he actually is Gary Numan (Medical attention is usually required).

What the Reviews are Saying

“This is in equal parts unique, mysterious and hilarious.”
“Sharply observed and outrageously funny throughout.”
“Fabulously ridiculous, action packed, riddled with heartache, true love, intrigue and downright devilish behaviour.”
“I needed something to make me smile. I laughed so much at parts of this story that I have enough in the tank to see me through to the summer.”
“Crazy, funny and slightly bonkers!”
“I suspect Numan Versus Numan will appeal to anyone who has ever idolised a star and who has a good sense of humour.Truly a gem of a book.”
“Dark, funny, spiritual and captivating with many strange twists and turns.”
“When’s the next one out?”

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About They’re Recycling Aliens: Return to Antanesta (Kweezy Caploza Tales Book 2) by G J Griffiths:

Kweezy Capolza has to return to his planet, Antanesta, with a payload of old pots and pans from Earth. Four helpful kids from Earth are accompanying Kweezy and his crew. Eva and Lara have been before but Joe and Elliot are also all set for a space adventure. Extracting the krizzlejox energy source from the non-stick Teflon pans is going to be essential for the future survival of the ant-persons.
But chaos and destruction await the occupants of the aliens’ spaceship. When they arrive on Antanesta they can see the science and technology centre has been destroyed! The evil Kraxish have returned to wage war on the Antanestians. Will the Earth children be able to return home before the football match ends? Will they ever get back home?

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About Across the Floors of Silent Seas: A Short Story (Till Human Voices Wake Us Book 1):

Do mermaids believe in humans?

While working on a deep-sea diving assignment at the University of California, oceanography student Jay Bishop is dragged into a volcanic tube towards the earth’s core and certain death.

But much to his surprise, Jay not only survives the fall, he finds himself taken prisoner by a community of mermaids and kept alive as a science experiment. Confused and disoriented, Jay’s only hope to escape back to the surface is found in Paga, an elder of the community who believes Jay’s unexpected arrival marks the fulfillment of a terrifying prophecy.

With the community rising against them, Jay and Paga face dangerous choices — and their consequences — if Jay is ever to see home again. Will Jay make it back to the world on the surface? And even if he does, how can his life be the same ever again?

FROM THE BOOK:

“Are the others boring you to death, that you’re listening so intently to my remarks, darling?” Jay asked, teasing even though he welcomed her churlish chatter.

“People confuse boredom for stability, and stability for sanity,” she muttered.

Jay laughed. “Well, I’m sure some people would never assume we had a solid grip on sanity before we decided to become oceanographers. With several metric tons of water pressure surrounding us at these depths, I’m sure someone would be quick to question our mental facilities and their working order.”

“True enough, brother mine.” Noelani paused, and Jay knew she was likely rolling her pretty eyes. “And yours especially, since your sanity was barely there to begin with.”

FROM THE AUTHOR:

Enjoy this short story adventure tale set before Till Human Voices Wake Us, a science fantasy novel with an unlikable protagonist, sadistic mermaids, and the trip of a lifetime.

WHAT REVIEWERS ARE SAYING:

“Very exciting prequel!! Lots of mystery and suspense. Can’t wait to read the next one!” ~ Dee Bookworm Book Reviews

“This is a very entertaining read, very action filled opening followed by a philosophical middle, with a thrill ride of an ending.” ~ Author C. O. Bonham

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About Soul Scepter: Time Marauders:

Medieval Time Travel…
Modern Militants…
Young Love…
“For anyone looking for a unique and intelligent adventure.” —The Historical Fiction Company
“A heck of a lot of fun.” —Readers’ Favorite

Will Donovan’s life is turned upside down when he discovers his family’s connection to a mysterious scepter. As the son of an infamous terrorist, the 16-year-old grew up bullied, shamed, and yearning for a life away from a dark reputation. Meanwhile, people seeking power have been monitoring him for years.

A militant organization attacks Will’s friends, sending him, a girl named Celeste, and their assailants time-traveling to medieval England. As a cunning modern-military commander plots a global conquest to rewrite history, Will and Celeste struggle to navigate the perils of 1345 while being hunted by the modern men.

With every heartbeat, the stakes grow higher as Will races against time to avert disaster—a challenge made more complicated by his growing feelings for Celeste and his uncanny link to the Soul Scepter.

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About Soul Scepter: Time Marauders:

Medieval Time Travel…
Modern Militants…
Young Love…
“For anyone looking for a unique and intelligent adventure.” —The Historical Fiction Company
“A heck of a lot of fun.” —Readers’ Favorite

Will Donovan’s life is turned upside down when he discovers his family’s connection to a mysterious scepter. As the son of an infamous terrorist, the 16-year-old grew up bullied, shamed, and yearning for a life away from a dark reputation. Meanwhile, people seeking power have been monitoring him for years.

A militant organization attacks Will’s friends, sending him, a girl named Celeste, and their assailants time-traveling to medieval England. As a cunning modern-military commander plots a global conquest to rewrite history, Will and Celeste struggle to navigate the perils of 1345 while being hunted by the modern men.

With every heartbeat, the stakes grow higher as Will races against time to avert disaster—a challenge made more complicated by his growing feelings for Celeste and his uncanny link to the Soul Scepter.

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About The Infant Conspiracy:

If you like true to life sci-fi, real life adventure, stories that could happen and might actually be happening without our notice, and dystopian futures, The Infant Conspiracy is going to keep you up way too late tonight!

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About Forged in Water and Fire:

If you love magic/tech, dragons, strange powers, brave heroes and braver women, medieval futures and terrible pasts, with a touch of romance, you are going to love this book!

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About Data Nexus Unraveling the Web of Secrets:

Sloan’s goals were simple.

Raise her status and stay alive.

Now, she’s going to lose everything.

Freedom was a word Sloan had heard echo throughout Technohaven’s districts. However, it was an idea that most of the city’s citizens couldn’t comprehend. Between manipulative automatons and limited digital currency, there was no room for growth—for life.

With no other choice, sisters Sloan and Maya Delaney had to cheat their way into the upper district—a place of opportunity and, most of all, hope.

Hidden within the city’s elite borders, they were safe. Their past would remain in the past so long as they didn’t slip up. Didn’t take more than they were given. Accepted the regime’s word as law.

And it worked… until Maya disappeared.

Sloan’s position as a quantum data sleuth allowed her to track her sister’s last-recorded movements, but hacking into the city’s system wasn’t an easy feat. From within the nano-controlled walls of the police department, probing cameras and questionable allies saw her every move and heard her every whisper.

Sloan was about to lose her composure, when a group of rebels revealed themselves, saving her from discovery.

Working with the Guardians was the last thing Sloan wanted. It risked the life that she’d painstakingly built.

But how could she refuse, when disobeying the regime was the only way to save her sister?

With droids stalking Sloan’s every step, rebellion blooming across Technohaven, an attractive golem disrupting her emotions, and rogues questioning her intentions, the data sleuth searched for answers.

But, in a world of hidden codes, answers only lead to more questions…

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About Astralis – The War People:

Two millennia have passed since the discovery of Vanobi (the first exoplanet inhabited by a civilization of extraterrestrial sapiens) and two hundred years since the discovery of Estyr (the second). Millions of superluminal probes have explored Galaxia Nostrum (new name for the Milky Way) in the vain search for other human civilizations. Recent discoveries of the lost city of Aknuchia and the Way of the Sapiens have cast more shadows on the origins of humanity. The entire Galaxia Nostrum is under the protectorate of the greatest human civilization in known history: the Astralis Empire, the only power to possess the technology for intergalactic travel. When humanity is ready for great expansion in the Andromeda galaxy, the appearance of the alsiers will disrupt imperial expansionist plans. What is the true identity of the alsiers? Why are they so determined to erase all traces of humanity from the universe? The Imperial Grand Council is convinced that the attack by that powerful new enemy is linked to the mystery of pre-astralis civilizations. The nectunt mission has the task of investigating the ancestralis, the ancient sapiens people who sowed the seed of the human race. Will thirteen men be able to acquire the knowledge to turn the tide of war? The Ω-Imperium, the most advanced starship in the Imperial fleet, is departing.

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About Escape From Samsara: A Series & Standalone of Sci-Fi Comedy (Prophecy Allocation Book 1):

He thinks he’s a deadly time-travelling ninja. But, he’s Barry Harris, and he still lives with his mum.
(OVER 300 FIVE STAR REVIEWS ACROSS AMAZON AND GOODREADS!)

Barry’s been patient, but after 27 years of trimming hedges for people he hates, he’s had enough. All he wants to do is to find his missing father and to discover his inner ninja. But life’s not done with throwing him curveballs. A fatal mistake catapults Barry into the adventure of a lifetime.

With talking hedges, samurai ghosts, meddling psychotherapists, and an inexplicably non-linear time pattern conspiring against him, Barry must do battle to save his hide, unleash the ninja within, and rescue his father from an ancient army, a dark sorcerer, and a raging inferno.

Perfect reading for fans of Douglas Adams, Robert Rankin, Tom Holt or Christopher Moore.

What the reviews are saying:

‘I read it in one night. Quite a few times I laughed out loud and my husband had to ask me what was going on.’

‘It’s very rare to find a book that relates to my humor, this author got it spot on.’

‘I’ve read a lot of first books since I got my Kindle and I have to say this is up there with the best.’

‘The story oozes with a dark humour.’

‘Very funny laugh out loud lines along with scenarios that make you cringe on behalf of poor Barry.’

‘I was cracking up from the first line.’

‘This book was roaring fun.’

‘A Confederacy of Dunces across the pond with ninjas. And it totally works. The book was enjoyable and flat out hilarious.’

‘There are so many wonderful and unpredictable gems in this book.’

‘This is a fun, bizarre, and unique read that stretches the imagination.’

‘A crazy journey into a dark and funny world.’

‘You’ve got gardening, ninjas, Buddhism, bowel humour, time travel, violence and grannies. What’s not to like?’

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