About Diary of a Vegetarian Zombie:
In a hilarious take on U.S. politics, a quirky zombie navigates the chaotic battleground between liberals and conservatives. Caught in the crossfire, he challenges the status quo and discovers surprising truths about humanity and himself.
Turkish Delight by Anjelica Søndergaard
Join in on a week filled with laughter, romance, colourful cocktails and language, and honest conversations between good friends + just a little bit of craziness!
Maya, Charlotte, June and Cecilia have been friends for more than 20 years and have shared each other’s ups and downs throughout life.
Now that they’re in their 40s, they have decided to go on a holiday to Turkey together. A country none of them have travelled in before.
We cross paths with the girls while they’re getting ready for their holiday and they invite us to tag along for a week of sun and fun in the beautiful coastal town of Cennet.
Together, they have to find their way in a country and a culture that’s like nothing they’ve ever experienced. Throughout their week together, they create lasting memories and uncover surprising, unexpected, and shocking aspects of each other.
Because why is the shy Cecilia so much more tense and uptight than usual?
What does the perfect Charlotte hide from her husband – and from her friends?
Will the fun-loving Maya overcome her insecurities, what is the confident June’s big secret, and is something going to happen with Haci, the cute waiter from the restaurant?
And last but not least: What the heck is Turkish Delight?!
Learn more about the writer. Visit the Author’s Website.
About Bayou Halloween (Miss Fortune World: Bayou Cozy Romantic Thrills Book 2):
Two covert operatives plus one CIA assassin spell out a recipe for Halloween disaster after Fortune and company witness a crime. Soon, Fortune, Ida Belle, and Gertie do whatever necessary to set the bait and hook another bayou killer.
THE WORLD’S DUMBEST QUESTIONS by SIDNEY S. PRASAD
Society has been raised to believe that there are no dumb questions and the only dumb question is the one not asked. However, just when you thought you heard the dumbest, ludicrous question, someone takes it down to the next level with their sheer stupidity. Get ready to get entertained with The World’s Dumbest Questions!
About What Is Love Guide For The Sexes? By Ronald Kennedy:
‘What Is Love Guide For The Sexes,’ You Ask? Well I’ll Tell You. I Take A Humorous and Light-Hearted Approach On Depicting Dating & Relationships. Here You’ll Get Funny Insights On What To Expect In Terms Of A Man Or Woman’s Occupation, Secret Fantasies, Life Goals, Favorite Foods, Type Of Car They Drive, Favorite Book, Etc;
You’ll Be Able To Prepare Yourself And Use Counter Strategies When Things Just Don’t Work Out (And Based On These Characters Personalities, It Probably Won’t). Pitfalls, Along With Uncertainties, Are Sure To Come, But You’ll Be Ready!
About Diary of a Vegetarian Zombie:
A hilarious and thought-provoking satire of modern politics, perfectly timed for the next US presidential election – where the real battle might just be for the soul of the nation… or at least its undead vote.
Tales of American Idiocy by P.R. Infidel
“Soon the humans will all wear muzzles and be chained to their homes by their great glowing boxes!”
This announcement by Chester stopped the meeting of the pets of Sunnyside Street cold. Not that they were surprised by the neighborhood conspiracy cat. Chester was full of odd ideas, most of which he announced at inopportune moments.
Chester would turn out to be right about COVID, but he is just one of many Orwellian critters and supernatural shorts populating these Tales of American Idiocy, a darkly humorous collection of short stories commemorating the early 2020’s. Here you’ll find President Brandon’s sketch election. Dwight the alligator will fight forced COVID injections. Delilah the deer’s own “Dr. Foxi,” gets his just deserts, and Black Lizards definitely Matter.
Will Chester and friends’ warnings make repeating the early 2020s unthinkable?
If you like clever allegories, not-so-crazy conspiracies’, and darkly humorous satire, you’ll love Tales of American idiocy, a work Bookviral calls: “A cuttingly Allegorical Read!”
Learn more about the writer. Visit the Author’s Website.
About Quiz Yourself – Fun Animal Quiz Game: How Would These 40 Animals Vote: Democrat, Libertarian, Republican, or Non Voter?:
This quiz yourself book might just give you a surprise about your pet – are they “Democrat? (Liberal),” or “Republican? (Conservative),” or “Libertarian?” Wouldn’t you like to know? Just for the fun of it?
In this fun animal quiz book, each question comes with a clue to help you deduce the political leanings of creatures ranging from lions to dolphins. It’s a unique way to test your “Animal Political Instincts IQ” and see how well you understand the innate tendencies and characteristics of these creatures.
A fun “quiz yourself book” and game that is perfect for family fun, educational settings, or solo exploration, “Quiz Yourself: Fun Animal Quiz Game” serves as both a quiz and game book. Dive into this interactive experience and learn something liberating from our animal friends while enjoying a good laugh. Remember, it’s just a game – but it can enlighten and entertain in equal measure.
Lawyer Humor Handbook: The Complete Tome of Lawyer Jokes, Stories, Amusing Transcripts, Puns, and Witticisms by Ronald H. Clark
Cheer yourself and others up with the Lawyer Humor Handbook. Excellent resource for ice breaking when you are giving a speech, need a fun gift—especially for a lawyer, or want to lighten up any gathering or celebration. This Handbook compiles the whole gamut of lawyer jokes, stories, puns, court transcripts with lawyer faux pas, and other lawyer witticisms.
In this Handbook you’ll find:
• 210 Humorous lawyer stories
• 62 Courtroom transcripts with lawyer gaffes
• 83 Question and answer lawyer jokes
• 19 Law school amusements
• 38 Punchy puns and word-play bits
• 2 Legal writing funny pieces
• 26 Hilarious one-liners
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To bring a chuckle or a laugh-out-loud experience get and share a copy of the Lawyer Humor Handbook.
Learn more about the writer. Visit the Author’s Website.
Visit the Author’s Facebook Fan Page.
About Sci-Fi Shorts by Mark Roman & Corben Duke:
From the man who saved the world (kind of) to the unluckiest man on Earth. A collection of nineteen amusing SF stories, including the spur-of-the-moment decision that doomed Mankind, the puzzling Christmas message from Outer Space, and the laptop that discovered it is self-aware.
Lawyer Humor Handbook: The Complete Tome of Lawyer Jokes, Stories, Amusing Transcripts, Puns, and Witticisms by Ronald H. Clark
Cheer yourself and others up with the Lawyer Humor Handbook. Excellent resource for ice breaking when you are giving a speech, need a fun gift—especially for a lawyer, or want to lighten up any gathering or celebration. This Handbook compiles the whole gamut of lawyer jokes, stories, puns, court transcripts with lawyer faux pas, and other lawyer witticisms.
In this Handbook you’ll find:
• 210 Humorous lawyer stories
• 62 Courtroom transcripts with lawyer gaffes
• 83 Question and answer lawyer jokes
• 19 Law school amusements
• 38 Punchy puns and word-play bits
• 2 Legal writing funny pieces
• 26 Hilarious one-liners
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To bring a chuckle or a laugh-out-loud experience get and share a copy of the Lawyer Humor Handbook.
Learn more about the writer. Visit the Author’s Website.
Visit the Author’s Facebook Fan Page.
About MysticMagic Land by Janeen O’Kerry:
There isn’t much to do in the small west Texas town of Goat Horn, except work in the shops, motels, and restaurants that serve the patrons of the beloved theme park known as MysticMagic Land.
For five friends – Roxie, Eddie, Westie, Allie, and Stoney – the huge park is their one respite from a boring life in Goat Horn, until they discover there is more to MysticMagic Land than they ever knew. Sometimes, it seems, ghosts and creatures are not just special effects.
At first, there’s nothing cooler than having real ghosts at your favorite theme park. But if those ghosts are causing enough trouble to close the place down permanently, the five decide they have to do something about it… even when they’ve never really stepped up to face anything before.
MysticMagic Land is a light and humorous urban fantasy novella. It is Book One in the upcoming Haunted Theme Park series and is suitable for readers of all ages.
No part of this book was created using artificial intelligence (AI) software of any kind.
About Coffee Cups & Wine Glasses. Hilarious Secrets to Heal a Broken Heart & Get Your Life Back! by Debbie Seagle:
This collection of shameless tales and ingenious schemes is woven into a series of hilarious triumphs that will make you laugh, cry, and find a new perspective.
Discover the one word that will change your life.
Events in this story encourage you to see your life and the lives of other human beings with a little more empathy and understanding. Outlandish portrayals of hysterical misadventures (and methods to overcome them) will heighten your sense of happiness and encourage a deeper level of confidence to revitalize your life in ways you never thought of.
Find the secret to happiness while being entertained with inspirational stories of resilience through a gauntlet of mishaps.
It’s the perfect gift for yourself, your friends, and anyone who needs a lighthearted boost, a new outlook on life, or needs to laugh uncontrollably.
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About The Goods Are Odd:
Misery loves company in Taylor’s ill-fated attempt to find a suitable suitor in Alaska
— as evidenced by the book’s very real screenshots of awful dating prospects.
Taylor’s satirical wit and divisive voice take the book up another notch; her
commentary offers readers a refreshing and raucous look at using dating apps in
your 30s.
Taylor’s book, The Goods Are Odd, is a book for men, women, and any human who
has had the misfortune of experiencing online dating in their 20s and 30s. Get it for
yourself as a coffee table staple, or gift it to a friend to prove there’s always worse
fish in the sea.
Our Cats Are Plotting To Kill Us by Jim Tilberry
Julie and Darryl are a married couple who discover a way to read the minds of their cats, Oliver and Wendell. By doing so, they find out some amazing stuff about their feline companions. Oliver and Wendell are exceptionally smart. They philosophize about life, understand Spanish, and know history and pop culture. The cats also have hilarious “conversations” about every cat behavior from chasing mice to grooming to using the litter box. However, Julie and Darryl also discover a sinister side to their cats. It appears Oliver and Wendell are secretly scheming to murder their owners. Now the couple faces a crisis. Are the cats really going to murder them, and if so, how do they stop them? This fictional book includes many funny twists and surprises. It also includes many humorous illustrations. If you’re a cat owner and familiar with the unique and interesting ways cats behave, you’ll love this wacky new book. The ebook is free to download on Monday, February 19th.
About Cheating Lovers:
When Faith Lowe got pregnant for Dex Mattis, every taxi and bus driver, conductor and even loader men were claiming to be the father of her unborn baby. Faith couldn’t understand because all she did with those guys was to run jokes with them. Dex was of a mind to disown the baby, but friends persuaded him otherwise. Faith had to remind him about the number of times he would lay-wait her bus and whisk her off to either the Hill View or the River Road hotel. Dex has another girlfriend, Dorene and a baby mother, Heidi. About two years ago, a girl by the name of Jacinth was pregnant for him but had a miscarriage. Faith’s parents ship her off to live with an aunt in Portmore. Dex is now along with Dorene alone as she told him that Faith has a man in Kingston. Before Faith left for Portmore, she and the guy, Damian Prince, attended a party and left together. When Dex asked her if he was her baby father, she reminded him about the torrid nights they spent at those two hotels. He told her to stay with Prince and leave him alone. She told him to stay with Dorene and leave her alone. Two new female teachers came to teach school as substitute teachers. Dex falls in love with one of them, Kerryan. He invited her to go to a party with him. She agrees despite her misgivings about Faith and Dorene. He told her that although he had accepted Faith’s baby, they were not on good terms. As far as Dorene was concerned, he was no longer seeing her. Dex was surprised to see Dorene at the party with a guy by the name of Kes Paul. He is a minibus operator and owns more than one bus plus several taxis. Dex is seething with anger. Kerryan asks him that if he knew he would be angry at seeing Dorene out with another man why did he invite her. As soon as he reaches home he calls Dorene and accuse of going to bed with Kes but she denies it. Instead she accuses him of going to bed with Kerryan which he denies. He tells her to stay with Kes and she tells him to stay with Kerryan and leave her alone. Kerryan’s boyfriend accuse her of sleeping with Dex but she said she only went to the social with him. Dorene calls Faith and tells her about Dex and erryan. She says that she has left him because he has no money and was seeing Kes who has more money than him. He is just running a broken down old shop and bar that has to support him, his parents and his brothers and sisters. Faith told her that she is lying and want Dex but Doreen says that Dex was too poor for her to be interested in him. Faith told her that she was only showing off. Faith calls Kerryan and accuse her of going to bed with her baby father. But she said all she did was go to the social with Dex. She never went to bed with him. Faith said she didn’t believe her and warned her to leave Dex alone. Kerryan’s boyfriend calls and accuse her of partying with Dex and going to sleep with him. She again denies sleeping with Dex but he wants her to return to live in Kingston, but she says that it would involve too much travelling. Dex is also friendly with two girls, Sadie and Curline. He was friendly with both girls up to a few yeas but broke up with them for one reason or another. There was also a big rumor that still persists, that he got both of them pregnant and told them to give it to other men. Like Dex, both girls have consistently odenied that rumor. People like Faith and Doreen have openly questioned them about it. Indeed Faith has made it clear that if she finds out that Dex is seeing either Curline or Sadie again she will be leaving him.
Writing-Profile of Austin Mitchell
Austin Mitchell has so far written sixteen novels and is completing more works. He has written many short Writing-Profile of Austin Mitchell
Austin Mitchell has so far written sixteen novels and is completing more works. He has written many short stories, a few plays and poems. Several of his short stories have been published in his homeland, Jamaica. He has read hundreds of novels and has read widely on the subject. He has also attended a few writing workshops.
, a few plays and poems. Several of his short stories have been published in his homeland, Jamaica. He has read hundreds of novels and has read widely on the subject. He has also attended a few writing workshops.
About Mom & Dad Are Dinosaurs!:
What happens when a snarky kid drags his no-tech parents kicking and screaming into the 21st century? He writes a book about it!
This kid doesn’t mince words: “Forget Google and ChatGPT; Dad gets his questions answered by a Magic 8 Ball and his drunk uncle. Dad refuses to use GPS. He says, ‘Great, now I have two women telling me how to drive.’ Mom’s high-tech treadmill has a fitness app. She entered what she ate in one day and it sent an ambulance to our house. Neither of them understands our Smart TV’s remote. It can’t change channels but it shuts off our neighbor’s home dialysis machine.”
Come on the uproarious ride as Mom and Dad declare war on:
Online Shopping
Email
Zoom Calls
Voice Mail
Alexa
Social Media
Robot Vacuums
Streaming Music
Artificial Intelligence
Smartphones
Illustrated with hilarious photos and described in wisecracking detail, Mom & Dad Are Dinosaurs! will bring the funny to your whole family.
About Close Encounters in King Edmund’s Court:
When alien spacecraft descended upon medieval England, the entire realm was thrown into a state of unparalleled chaos and horror. Despite the inherently peaceful intentions of the aliens, their arrival sent shockwaves of fear and deep-seated suspicion throughout the land.
About Fly, die! by Steven Ryan:
A seagull in an English seaside town acquires a taste for hunting and killing cats. Embarking on a killing spree, the bird inadvertently adds to an adolescent boy’s woes while causing paranoia in local cats.
As the cat population diminishes, a brilliant Abyssinian called Joseph chances upon the truth and sets out to restore natural law where cats are the predators, and birds are their victims.
Although media and public pressure to catch the cat killer builds, a recession and the uncertainty of Brexit means the underfunded civil service isn’t too interested in solving cat deaths.
Eventually, after much public pressure, Constables Franklin and Wilkin are put on the case. Stumbling upon evidence via social media, they find their killer. Unfortunately, their deductive reasoning is flawed, resulting in an innocent teenager taking the fall, adding to his already significant problems.
Mrs Crick is only too aware of nature’s cruelty, and although a lover of wildlife, especially the sparrows that play in her garden, nature shocks and scares her sometimes. Having already overcome many traumas in her long life, she suffers more as the seagull and his family reside on her roof.
Nature is cruel, but the bloated British civil service is more cruel. And corrupt and stupid, too.
Most species try to protect their families, but life is hard, and DNA adapts slowly to cope with environmental changes. While most evolve for the better, humanity seems to get worse and worse.
A dark social satire (depending on your point of view), telling a tale about nature, family and politics.
About Bad Jokes Adult Size Fun – LOL Unleased:
Ladies and gentlemen, misfits and mavericks, welcome to the pinnacle of comedic literature – or at least, the pinnacle of your search results! Buckle up, because you’re about to embark on a journey through the unparalleled realm of humor, where sophistication and subtlety take a backseat, and the brakes are conspicuously absent.
In the grand tradition of humorists and jesters, we proudly present to you “Bad Jokes for Fun Adult Size – LoL Unleashed.” You might wonder, “Why would anyone willingly subject themselves to bad jokes?” Well, dear readers, why not? After all, life is too short to take seriously, and let’s be honest, we adults could use a good dose of unabashed, unapologetic laughter.
As you hold this literary masterpiece (okay, maybe not a masterpiece, but we’re aiming high) in your hands, prepare to witness the kind of jokes that are so bad, they’ve become an art form. These are the jokes your inner child chuckles at while your inner critic grumbles in the corner. But guess what? We’ve handed your inner critic a mute button, and we’re pressing it repeatedly.
“Bad Jokes for Fun Adult Size – LoL Unleashed” is a collection of puns so puny, they’d make a dad blush. It’s a parade of one-liners so short, they’d make a minimalist poet feel verbose. It’s a circus of groans, eye rolls, and guffaws, where each sentence is like a rollercoaster – you know it’s going to be bad, but you can’t help but ride along.
So, what can you expect? Some Yo momma jokes, Yo momma so ugly jokes, and expect jokes so dry, they make the Sahara look like a water park. Expect wordplay so twisted, that it’ll have grammarians questioning their life choices. Expect puns so pun-tastic, that they’d earn a standing ovation from a roomful of crickets. And if you’re asking, “Why adult size?” Well, it’s simple; we believe that even adults deserve to regress to their pre-adolescent giggles once in a while.