This book is a brief collection of short stories that will give people a better understanding of what everyday life is like for someone who is an asshole. This book will empower the asshole community and will give assholes everywhere a voice and a chance to be heard. Our voice will be really loud and obnoxious too, and one that probably never shuts the fuck up.
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Buck Brennan is best known for being late for work, farting, and yelling at his kids in Wal-Mart. He can also drink incredible amounts of beer. Once, back in 2009, he drank over 30 beers at a family reunion. Everyone was so impressed with this awesome feat of beer drinking that they picked him up off the picnic table he was passed out on and carried him home on their shoulders like a true champion of life. Buck has become a beer-drinking legend in his hometown who is now seen as an artist and a true virtuoso in the art of getting shitfaced drunk.
Buck came from very humble beginnings where he remains even today. He was born in 1979 in rural Pennsylvania just outside of Philadelphia where he would spend the better part of his childhood masturbating to his dad’s Penthouse magazines. By the time he was 14, he was considered to be one of the most active masturbaters of his generation. Eventually, he did have sex with a real girl, then he got married and had two kids named Tucker and Macy, but his love for masturbation never waned. He still masturbates today when no one is home or when he is in the shower.
By the time Buck was 25, he needed to find a Goddamn job and move the fuck out so he could start paying for his own goddamn bills already. At least that is what his parents were always telling him. What his parents didn’t understand was that he was a Psychology major, and Psychology majors don’t get good jobs or move out of their parents’ house. With a shitty college major, and not enough charm or good looks to enter the lucrative world of pharma sales like his mom and dad wanted him to, Buck did the only thing he could to make money. He became a high school guidance counselor. Buck has never won any awards for his writing, but he has won many participation awards over the years and countless drinking games in college. Currently, Buck lives in rural PA with his dog, his cat, and his two children 50% of the time. In his free time, he enjoys looking for the remote, complaining about stuff, and fighting with his ex-wife. This is his incredible true story.