Once upon a time, there were three bears…
Jimmy DiFrenzo is the head of the Figarazzi family, one of the toughest mob families around. He loves his gabagool, his gold chains, and his chest hair. He lives in a nice suburban home with his adoring wife and child. The perfect, yet hackneyed, life of a Sicilian American. But he has secrets.
Blondie is a spoiled little rich girl who always gets her way. When her life becomes tedious, she begins a life of breaking into random homes. She never steals anything; she’s in it for the excitement. All is going swimmingly, till she finds herself the wrong house.
“Someone’s been using my hair gel!”
“Someone’s been eating my gabagool!”
“Someone’s been sleeping on my couch! And there she is!”
Just who is this blond girl that has broken into Jimmy’s home? Did she really pick the wrong house, or does she have a plan? Perhaps she has secrets, too.
Come witness this remix of an age-old classic. This ain’t your grandma’s fairy tale.
Marc Richard lives in Portland Maine with his wife Jill, his dog Mia, some pots and pans, and a lemon. Tonight he will be bringing home a lime, as it’s fajita night. He writes funny books about the alphabet, fairy tales, metaphysical junk, and several other subjects. He tries to avoid writing about your mom, as that’s none of his business.