I have such fun playing around with taboos, political correctness, and authoritarian bastards. I conned my way into UC Berkeley and easily run circles around the intelligentsia of that fine institution.
My story is not for the easily offended. I learned a lot of wonderful words in some of my foster homes, and got rid of prissy morality long ago. One easily offended reader even called me uncouth. You are all fine people I’m sure, wonderfully sensitive and refined, and I so regret exposing you to raw Reality.
And I got plenty of couth, lady
I was 2 or 2 ½ when I found out I was different, that I had the Gift. I was using my chubby hands to stack my blocks and they were almost right. So I pushed them just right with my magic hands. My mother saw the blocks move all by themselves and made a kinda funny, squeaky noise, and had a scary face. After that I was careful not to get caught using my magic hands.
First grade was when the fun started. Ugly Dorothy spit on me. That was a seriously bad mistake.
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I hold a modestly high level position in government and wish to remain anonymous. I am grateful to Dr. Kinnie for supporting and publishing my books about the wild lives of Alice and Mary. He and I have written our books to have fun, and to expand what you can think, feel, and become.