Do you want the jokes that your family desperately wants to hide from you?
The quick one liners which will earn you the respect of dads everywhere?
Every day millions of dads encounter situations which they wish they just had that quick come back line or joke, but missed the moment.
We all know that frustrated feeling and how long it sticks with us.
Are you one of them?
You see, most dads make that small mistake when they really don’t have to.
These jokes and one liners come easier than you think.
And using them to timely perfection is just a few lines away.
In 199 Terrible Good Dad Jokes you’ll discover:
The quick one liners which are as easy as slicing through butter.
The deadly groan inducing jokes which will have your kids moaning “daaad”!!
The worst offensive jokes which will shock even the most heartless people.
Hilarious jokes and puns even your kids will laugh at.
How to annoy loved ones to the very brink of entertainment
And much, much more!
Plus, a free bonus inside: 100 Savage Dad Jokes: Witty, Funny and Damn Right Offensive!
Don’t fear that this will be just another list of jokes everyone has heard before, this collection of jokes are fresh and new because there’s nothing worse than someone finishing a joke for you.
So to gain the respect and admiration (or at least the annoyance) of your friends and coworkers,
Mike Gaffy is your typical dad, he loves his family but likes to keep a small mystery to himself even though his wife and children know everything. He likes to pretend anyway.
Mike enjoys throwing a pun or telling a joke whenever he thinks its needed, sometimes to the dismay of his wife or children.
However, on those small occasions, he does get the laugh or most of the time the big Daaaaddddd!
He understands this comes with the territory and carries on as he knows he’ll get the laugh from time to time.
Apart from that, in his free time, he enjoys hiking and camping with his family. When the weekend comes he takes his son fishing.
He hopes you enjoy his books and use the jokes as arsenal whenever you can.