A “Dr. Seuss for adults” book about some very frustrated Sperm and Eggs.
If you’re looking for a sweet depiction of how Mommies and Daddies make babies… THIS AIN’T THAT F’N BOOK.
Most colonies of Sperm and Eggs have no trouble traversing wide seas to start their new civilizations in fertile lands.
But for some guys and gals, nothing comes easy. Month after month, cycle after cycle, they send expeditions into the sea, trying to reach the distant New World. And month after month, THEY DROWN in the ocean’s bloody waves. No matter how many times they try, their efforts keep going down the fallopian/f**king tubes.
But they won’t give up!
If at first you don’t conceive, try-try again!
Written in the rhyming, illustrated style of Dr. Seuss, Down the F’n Tubes is hilarious, profane, and brutally honest.
For anyone struggling with infertility, this book is here to help you vent. For all of their friends and family, this book is here to help you understand.
Sperm & Eggs.
All of this in one book??? Inconceivable!
Down the F’n Tubes is the first collaboration for Virginia and Tom Hanada.
These former high school sweethearts are now married and for the past several years have been trying to conceive. They wrote this book to start a conversation on a taboo topic. 15% of people struggle with infertility. This book is here to tell those who struggle that they are not alone.
Tom is a professional writer. Virginia is a professor of Child Development and published researcher.