The Forbidden Fruit. Come on. Bite it. You know you want to. The snake says it’s okay. Eve says it’s okay. You’re curious, aren’t you, Adam? Bite it. You bit it, didn’t you? It’s all right; we all make mistakes. Paradise wasn’t all it was cracked up to be, anyway. From now on, you’ll have to make your own way. Just you and Eve and your trusty talking goat sidekick, Phil Collins. The book of Genesis. How bad could it be? Take a bite and find out for yourself.
Marc Richard lives in Portland Maine with his wife Jill, his dog Mia, some pots and pans, and a lemon. Tonight he will be bringing home a lime, as it’s fajita night. He writes funny books about the alphabet, fairy tales, metaphysical junk, and several other subjects. He tries to avoid writing about your mom, as that’s none of his business.